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Incels: We would be so much more good looking if we resembled characters from Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:19 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 11:12 |
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If only i looked more like the Chad potion seller... oh wel;l
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:23 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:31 |
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Tbh the dude from the 80s seems like The most attractive though? Least bro, least pretentious.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:33 |
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lol I've noticed Bloody Hedgehog going on a Photoshop rampage, and it's been good.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:35 |
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Phlegmish posted:lol keep up the good work BH
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:40 |
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Also nothing better than romanticizing the 40s. You know. When there were tons of Nazis.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:46 |
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Makes as much sense as the original. I hope my transition into a fishman warrior won't be too long in coming.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:46 |
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dialhforhero posted:Also nothing better than romanticizing the 40s. I mean, at least we were openly killing them at the time.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:50 |
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The reason why I am so hairy in this supposed low T decade is my Jewish ancestry. Just wanted to brag, I guess.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:53 |
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JoelJoel posted:Major historical shifts are never (save for maybe a massive asteroid of mega volcano or whatever) caused by one single thing and some nebulous and extremely I'll defined "sea people invaded everywhere at once and stopped civilization in its tracks" is a piss poor explanation for such a major and cataclysmic event.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:01 |
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The Virgin bronze age civilization vs the Chad sea peoples
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:01 |
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Needs more Khajiit but still great.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:23 |
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By popular demand posted:Is he aware that Romans were pretty darn gay? Because I've a feeling that he's homophobic as well. loving another dude isn't gay, going down on your wife is! - some roman dude probably
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:25 |
Ak Gara posted:loving another dude isn't gay, going down on your wife is! - some roman dude probably Culturally they were far more interested in who was penetrating and who was being penetrated. The Romans were far less excited about homoerotic liaisons than the Greeks but even in ancient Greece you had stigma against boys who allowed themselves to be penetrated. From memory (I was much younger back then) it was common for Greeks to lube up the thighs of their younger male lovers and "tittyfuck" them that way. Which makes me feel like a lot of men must have pulled the old slippery slope line, "I promise, just the thighs"
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:40 |
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Paladinus posted:The reason why I am so hairy in this supposed low T decade is my Jewish ancestry. Just wanted to brag, I guess. Nothing more manly than having more hair on your shoulders than your head
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:02 |
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1940's has just the doofiest smile, it's infectious
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:15 |
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Excuse me my eyes are up here...and on this side...and over there...
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:20 |
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Sulla Faex posted:even in ancient Greece you had stigma against boys who allowed themselves to be penetrated. From memory (I was much younger back then) it was common for Greeks to lube up the thighs of their younger male lovers and "tittyfuck" them that way. Just to clarify: are you a time lord, a vampire, or a highlander? Or a time lord who invited a vampire in to their home and then got bitten on the neck by a radioactive highlander? Anyway, I am sorry to hear you got molested.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:29 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:For anyone who wants more info, Google "bronze age collapse." A bunch of marauding Invaders kicked the poo poo out of just about everybody. Only the Egyptians repelled them successfully. late on this, but as I understand it, it wasn't literal invaders, as in a nation-state going to war. rather, it was a massive population shift of migrants abandoning homes made incapable of supporting large populations due to a changing climate sounds strangely familiar
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:29 |
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Solar Tornado posted:1940's has just the doofiest smile, it's infectious
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:49 |
aardwolf posted:Just to clarify: are you a time lord, a vampire, or a highlander? Or a time lord who invited a vampire in to their home and then got bitten on the neck by a radioactive highlander? none of the above. im just an ordinary dude who challenged dionysus to a dick sucking competition and it kinda got out of hand and into mouth
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:09 |
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Solar Tornado posted:1940's has just the doofiest smile, it's infectious
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:16 |
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So since men are going to become the Eloi, are women then going to become the Morlocks?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:46 |
Lol
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:51 |
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kdrudy posted:So since men are going to become the Eloi, are women then going to become the Morlocks? God I hope so.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 18:02 |
kdrudy posted:So since men are going to become the Eloi, are women then going to become the Morlocks? Well someone's gotta have the erections
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 18:11 |
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Someone put Ben Shapario in the last one, change the dick box to be even smaller, and release it into the wild.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 18:31 |
Roblo posted:Someone put Ben Shapario in the last one, change the dick box to be even smaller, and release it into the wild. Omg this
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 18:42 |
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Roblo posted:Someone put Ben Shapario in the last one, change the dick box to be even smaller, and release it into the wild. And make it shorter.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:06 |
Megillah Gorilla posted:And make it shorter. The dick? Or the dick?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:07 |
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Please someone put had to do it to 'em guy in this.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:18 |
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Perestroika posted:Not to mention that the ancient Greeks were also somewhat twinky. The male ideal of beauty back then was slim-waisted, hairless, and, perhaps most important of all, tiny-dicked. Excessive body hair or a huge dong would have been considered utterly uncouth and barbaric. The average is four inches? I thought it was 5.5 inches, this is very concerning. - Eliotkos Rodgerkos, 700 BC
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:19 |
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Roblo posted:Someone put Ben Shapario in the last one, change the dick box to be even smaller, and release it into the wild.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:20 |
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Still needs that man grinning wildly as he welcomes death.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:24 |
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JoelJoel posted:Major historical shifts are never (save for maybe a massive asteroid of mega volcano or whatever) caused by one single thing and some nebulous and extremely I'll defined "sea people invaded everywhere at once and stopped civilization in its tracks" is a piss poor explanation for such a major and cataclysmic event. I didn't say and didn't mean to imply the bronze age collapse was caused by the sea peoples, I said there was a collapse and also marauding sea peoples. You're absolutely right that nothing important ever happens for just one reason.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 20:13 |
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man gently caress atlantis
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 20:16 |
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sneakyfrog posted:man gently caress atlantis We can all agree that there was some BDE going on when the proto Greeks got fuuuuucked up.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 20:31 |
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I thought Bolivia was Atlantis
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:quick n dirty Stealing this for the trump thread
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