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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wanna see Jimmy Carter throw down with Spider-Man :hmmyes:

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

goatface posted:

Wingtip collar on your bikini briefs is a strong look.

Not the craziest costume Spider-Man has ever wor--

Oh you meant MJ.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
MJ's clearly in the circus's freak show as the Woman Without Internal Organs.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
MJ leading the Murder Circus is terrifying, yet expected.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Saoshyant posted:



Public spending!
"My Malaise-Sense is throbbing!"



He does care! :swoon:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

"My Malaise-Sense is throbbing!"



He does care! :swoon:

The white circle on the top-left of Mysterio's fishbowl looks like the pit of an olive.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Lobok posted:

The white circle on the top-left of Mysterio's fishbowl looks like the pit of an olive.

God drat it. Now that’s all I see, Spider-Man’s greatest foe: Olive Head Man.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Martinio

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

howe_sam posted:

Yeah, but I wanna know why is spider-man?

What I wanna know is where's the Spider-Man?

(Props to everyone who gets the reference)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Walker posted:

He does care! :swoon:

No wonder Mysterio is gay.... gay for Spider-Man!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




YIIIII!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Thank god Mysterio is wearing a helmet!

...oh wait, it's made of glass.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lmao, his clever plan was to fix the jetpack so they'd crash at a higher speed.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Could you really not get a waitressing job MJ?

Then again I could say the same for Peter, who throws himself into harm's way for a living as well.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Lobok posted:

Could you really not get a waitressing job MJ?

Then again I could say the same for Peter, who throws himself into harm's way for a living as well.

Probably pays better, not to mention MJ's desire to pursue acting, so I guess it's a bit of a better career move if you don't mind some peril.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Yvonmukluk posted:

Probably pays better, not to mention MJ's desire to pursue acting, so I guess it's a bit of a better career move if you don't mind some peril.

"This NYC, if the tiger gets to me, I'll just become some supervillain or whatever. I can see myself henching for Black Cat until I get a real acting gig."

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

"This NYC, if the tiger gets to me, I'll just become some supervillain or whatever. I can see myself henching for Black Cat until I get a real acting gig."

Coincidentally, the Black Cat's first appearance is also dated July, 1979.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Am I getting my storylines mixed up or does MJ work a dayjob doing museum tours and then works nights at the circus goading tigers into taking a swipe at her while she talks in the 3rd person? Because :swoon:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope Kraven has his Kra-Van.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I hope this latest arc involving MJ, Kraven and a Tiger is all leading up to Spider getting to use the line "Face it, crackpot, you just hit the tiger!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm not entirely sure why kraven would be performing in a circus. maybe he just really wants to wrestle tigers for an audience?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'm not entirely sure why kraven would be performing in a circus. maybe he just really wants to wrestle tigers for an audience?

Oh he totally would.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
So that is why she keeps calling Peter Tiger. I see .

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




They tumble like lovers.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:



They tumble like lovers.

No comment from Mysterio. He's dead. Nobody can see Mysterio's face so Spider-Man will pull a Weekend at Bernie's and pretend to fight his corpse for a few strips more.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Drugs are cool... if they are from the jungle.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

No surprise since she works at a circus but I guess MJ is cool with and out and out animal abuse.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That monkey can't sit back and watch you ruin your life with drugs anymore, Kraven :negative:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Misread that as jungle protein for some reason/

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Jerusalem posted:

That monkey can't sit back and watch you ruin your life with drugs anymore, Kraven :negative:
In a weird twist, the monkey on his back wants him to clean up.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Saoshyant posted:



Drugs are cool... if they are from the jungle.

Please tell me MJ wears that outfit this whole arc.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"Jungle Drugs" is actually just a cocktail he invented.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Please tell me MJ wears that outfit this whole arc.

Also randomly in several other arcs too!

Johnny Walker posted:

In a weird twist, the monkey on his back wants him to clean up.

:vince:

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

Synthbuttrange posted:

Misread that as jungle protein for some reason/

I mean, he's already pretty yoked, but there's always room for improvement.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




A gun? Just a plain old gun? Pretty lame, Mysterio.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:



A gun? Just a plain old gun? Pretty lame, Mysterio.

It's just an illusion! The real gun is in the other hand.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:



A gun? Just a plain old gun? Pretty lame, Mysterio.

Spidey has been trying to kill Mysterio, him pulling a gun is self defense at this point.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Johnny Walker posted:



They tumble like lovers.
Well, look at the size of Mysterio's smile...

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope this gets reenacted in the new Spider-Man movie. Jake Gyllenhaal just pulls a gun.

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