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Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
I remembered again. There should be some kind of cum sniper emoji for this situation.

Shaffness has issued a correction as of 22:43 on Jun 27, 2019

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
throw michael pence in a cage with two horses in heat indefinitely with no amenities except for the horses

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Lastgirl posted:

throw michael pence in a cage with two horses in heat indefinitely with no amenities except for the horses

He'd be begging to have the cage door opened... And have a 3rd horse led inside.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

throw michael pence in a cage with two horses in heat indefinitely with no amenities except for the horses

That's disturbing and inhumane

The horses have done nothing to deserve this

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike pence's gut
Is filled with pony nutt

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

some legend posted:

mike pence; his rear end and his gut
brimming with fresh squeezed horse nut

(I will never ever forget this one)

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Lord of Pie posted:

Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

GOAT horse post

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Condiv posted:

i hear the vp is a fan of bojack horseman

go jack a horse, man

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Xand_Man posted:

Whiskey for my men, and lube for our horses

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

making a post in the bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence hosed a horse thread

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I’m not here to praise this preposterous human’s sphincter control (I’m speaking of mike pence, the current Vice President of these United States), I simply do my duty

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike Pence is Bernie or bust (Bernie is his most recent stallion)

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
and then he has Berrnie (the stallion) bust, anyway

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
What a fine summer day in this great country of ours! Time to grab a horse dick like a garden hose and drink cum out of it in the fine tradition of our Vice President of these United States, Mister Mike Pence

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

on this coming independence day the sky is mike pence's butthole and the bottle rockets are horse sperms

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the veep hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Nichael posted:

the veep hosed a horse

:hmmyes:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Nichael posted:

the veep hosed a horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRkuI0ZgX0&hd=1

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Nichael posted:

the veep hosed a horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Mike Pence playing FATAL and constantly mulliganing his anal circumference roll during the arduous four-hour character creation process

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
remembered, posted

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

crazy cloud posted:

remembered, posted

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


i am always already remembering

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I never forget

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


lol bump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

please do not post wax figure simulacrums of VP Mike Pence, the man most famous for loving horses

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

trying to have a nice day off and instead seeing this thread and remembering that mike pence’s most fervent wish is to get spitroasted by stallions

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/madhukishwar/status/1142978945349849088

show this to mike pence and he'll look at Mother with brand new eyes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Duscat posted:

https://twitter.com/madhukishwar/status/1142978945349849088

show this to mike pence and he'll look at Mother with brand new eyes

nah itll be like the uncanny valley to him

uncanny ol cowskull gulch?

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Horse

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
:horse:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

🐎 🏇 🐴

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
hosed a horse

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