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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
behind d?

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Also every moron who does the "hur hur libs dunt know da difference between a CLIP and a MAG HAW HAW HAW" believes ten far more consequentially wrong things about guns.

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

cumshitter posted:

i can land a cum wad within 10 meters of any point on this earth. my prostate is enriched with iron, which helps it find true north. and the rifling on my butthole adds stability to my cumshitwads. my rear end in a top hat even accounts for the coreolis effect. which i actually consider a flaw, and the fault of a planet not made for my rear end

metal... rear?????



la-li-lu-le-load

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The cringiest picture in history

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Andy was discharged from the hospital yesterday, so, now I'm no doctor, but he definitely didn't have brain hemorrhaging

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

brain bleed

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Can't wait for someone to find a video of him psyching himself up to run into a lamp post and bang up his face.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

aware of dog posted:

Andy was discharged from the hospital yesterday, so, now I'm no doctor, but he definitely didn't have brain hemorrhaging

Nazis...lying ??

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Kinda wanna see this show now tbh...

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/jul/01/nigel-farage-furious-over-tv-show-assassinating-neil-fromage-year-of-the-rabbit

quote:

Nigel Farage has spoken out against Channel 4 for a “totally sick” scene in the comedy Year of The Rabbit that shows a right-wing campaigner named Neil Fromage being shot in the head.

The Brexit party leader called the moment in Matt Berry’s spoof show, in which the character of Fromage is killed while giving an anti-immigration speech, “totally sick and frankly irresponsible”.

Speaking to the Daily Star on Sunday, Farage went on to attack the network: “With Channel 4, we have reached a point where they are so partisan politically in everything they do that they now consistently go beyond what’s acceptable.”

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
neil fromage

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Goa Tse-tung posted:

gone already, don't just post tweets my dudes

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




aware of dog posted:

Andy was discharged from the hospital yesterday, so, now I'm no doctor, but he definitely didn't have brain hemorrhaging

At worst would be a concussion, and a fairly mild one at that. My wife had a moderate concussion a few years ago and it was scary poo poo, she forgot what city she was in and what 911 was for. If Andy had had anything approaching that level of injury the right wouldn't have shut up about it.

The prognosis for a concussion is to do nothing for like 2 weeks ("do nothing" means just that; no TV, no tweeting, keeping conversation and any sort of thinking/brain stimulation to a minimum, because your brain is injured and needs time to heal), so if we hear a peep from him we'll know it was excess drama.

univbee has issued a correction as of 14:27 on Jul 1, 2019

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

Does Atomwaffen even have a positive kill count or have they still only managed to kill themselves more than others?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



im from california and had to figure out why farage thought a character based on him getting shot was cool

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Poniard posted:

they think/want to believe it's like a video game or a movie where there's a fighting chance because youre the hero instead of getting killed by someone too far away for you to see or getting completely overwhelmed by a force that was certain in its victory

big overlap with people who pretended to read the art of war as well

sun tzu, inventor of gunkata

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Guns aren't Shaolin Kung-fu. You give me a crate of rifles and a month with a pack of middle-aged computer touchers and I can churn out a half-assed militia full of decent shooters.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Don't need a militia. Just Amazon drone-strike them with beer and see how long they last.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Zeroisanumber posted:

Guns aren't Shaolin Kung-fu. You give me a crate of rifles and a month with a pack of middle-aged computer touchers and I can churn out a half-assed militia full of decent shooters.

thats kind of the whole reason wars were mostly fought with rifles from their invention and mass production up until high explosive delivery options became so robust: theyre extremely simple machines that are so easy to use toddlers regularly shoot people with them (in the united states)

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
you will all regret this day when the war comes and you have to pass a quiz to get a gun.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


"said clip wrong!!!" I shout as my gun freezes up with indignation

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


aware of dog posted:

Andy was discharged from the hospital yesterday, so, now I'm no doctor, but he definitely didn't have brain hemorrhaging

univbee posted:

At worst would be a concussion, and a fairly mild one at that. My wife had a moderate concussion a few years ago and it was scary poo poo, she forgot what city she was in and what 911 was for. If Andy had had anything approaching that level of injury the right wouldn't have shut up about it.

The prognosis for a concussion is to do nothing for like 2 weeks ("do nothing" means just that; no TV, no tweeting, keeping conversation and any sort of thinking/brain stimulation to a minimum, because your brain is injured and needs time to heal), so if we hear a peep from him we'll know it was excess drama.

As I posted yesterday, I asked a literal doctor who literally deals with this kind of injury. "Brain bleed" can include a wide spectrum of injuries/conditions, and it's entirely possible to have an injury which can be described accurately as "a brain bleed" that doesn't require major interventions, and which wouldn't even take the patient off of twitter. There's nothing internally inconsistent about that part of his story.

This doesn't mean that he isn't lying, though. What's more likely is that he has a minor head injury and is finding the scariest possible language to describe it as a way of getting sympathy.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Civil War II ends after a few weeks once the left realizes they can provoke boomer units into blindly charging by misusing gun words, an effect as predictable as calling Marty McFly chicken.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Avirosb posted:

Don't need a militia. Just Amazon drone-strike them with beer and see how long they last.

as long our electric scooters are faster than their rascals we should be ok

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Does Atomwaffen even have a positive kill count or have they still only managed to kill themselves more than others?

wasn't the kid that shot up parkland atomwaffen-adjacent

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

the neopartisans only have to find and loot 3 or 4 fat piece of poo poo gun nerds with 2000 guns each to catch up with the fascists

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Chillgamesh posted:

wasn't the kid that shot up parkland atomwaffen-adjacent

i think atomwaffen have claimed responsibility for a couple murders but in the same way that isis claims responsibility for everything

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
if war has taught me anything (it didn't) it's that with the proper tools it's astonishingly easy to end a lot of human life very quickly and it does not loving matter who you are, if you can read directions and squeeze a trigger you can be the person who ends it.

there is not some magic to guns, it is not a movie, anyone who thinks "good guy with gun" is a loving moron and you'd think as constantly as Americans are gunning each other down, some of them would start to realise "well gently caress the only way to be sure not to get killed by a gun is to not be the first person shot who has no idea what's going on"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Farm Frenzy posted:

the neopartisans only have to find and loot 3 or 4 fat piece of poo poo gun nerds with 2000 guns each to catch up with the fascists

Or just stop in at the local gun stores, which exist in large numbers in pretty much any metro area you can name.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

there is not some magic to guns, it is not a movie, anyone who thinks "good guy with gun" is a loving moron and you'd think as constantly as Americans are gunning each other down, some of them would start to realise "well gently caress the only way to be sure not to get killed by a gun is to not be the first person shot who has no idea what's going on"

Ah, but the thing about Americans is that none of us have any idea what's going on

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Goa Tse-tung posted:

gone already, don't just post tweets my dudes
she locked her account for a bit but she says an atomwaffen guy traveled to berlin to try and kill her and was, apparently, arrested

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

she locked her account for a bit but she says an atomwaffen guy traveled to berlin to try and kill her and was, apparently, arrested

how did the cops manage to figure that out before he did the deed? I know there's a lot of these groups that get arrested before they commit an attack but I thought that's cause they're all under surveillance and poo poo, this is just one guy?

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

Damage Case posted:

how did the cops manage to figure that out before he did the deed? I know there's a lot of these groups that get arrested before they commit an attack but I thought that's cause they're all under surveillance and poo poo, this is just one guy?

He traveled to germany from the US, She was contacted by the FBI and Berlin police. Everyone of these right wing groups has a fed in it, 100%

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Civil War II ends after a few weeks once the left realizes they can provoke boomer units into blindly charging by misusing gun words, an effect as predictable as calling Marty McFly chicken.

Weeding out right wing infiltrators by quizzing new members what AR-15 stands for and removing anybody who can't bring themselves to say "assault rifle 15"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

if war has taught me anything (it didn't) it's that with the proper tools it's astonishingly easy to end a lot of human life very quickly and it does not loving matter who you are, if you can read directions and squeeze a trigger you can be the person who ends it.

there is not some magic to guns, it is not a movie, anyone who thinks "good guy with gun" is a loving moron and you'd think as constantly as Americans are gunning each other down, some of them would start to realise "well gently caress the only way to be sure not to get killed by a gun is to not be the first person shot who has no idea what's going on"

im a good guy and i bet i could make any situation better if i had a gun. birthdays, graduations, weddings, whatever. my inherent goodness would just make it better. like, i bet if i mistakenly shot someone it would just treat their cancer or whatever because im so good.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

fatherboxx posted:

which is why you always take control of the military first dumbass

Thankfully the troops are a well-known leftist bastion.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I do a good amount of work with both libs and leftists and it's only the former that are horrified at the thought of owning and learning to use guns

even among the libs, the LGBT among them are starting to come around

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

I do a good amount of work with both libs and leftists and it's only the former that are horrified at the thought of owning and learning to use guns

even among the libs, the LGBT among them are starting to come around

Lotta PoC too. Minorities know which way the wind is blowing.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Zeroisanumber posted:

Or just stop in at the local gun stores, which exist in large numbers in pretty much any metro area you can name.

gently caress, i asked to buy a box of bullets and these things he sold me don't even have gunpowder!!

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Blister posted:

Everyone of these right wing groups has a fed in it, 100%

And vice versa

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