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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
If you and one other person represent the last of humanity, probably best you don't have children at all unless you really think it's worth prolonging the species through a couple of generations of inbreeding.

Of course, this is also ignoring the watery bint's implication that infertile men and women aren't "real" men and women. What a loving bitch.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Solefald posted:

I've got a spider in every corner of every room at the moment cos they are eating all the goddamn Silverfish that seem to be infesting the place. Spiders are cool and my friends. :3:


Content:
https://twitter.com/sharrond62/status/1145668905517686784?s=09

Biological sex matters! But only if you're literally the last two people on earth! And only if you know how to fish! And also only if you're both fertile! Also there's going to be a lot of incest! Read all about it in my new book, "I'm A Shockingly Stupid Person Who Comes Up With Strangely Elaborate Scenarios To Write Incest Porn: A Memoir"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/drdavidbull/status/1145597763998142465?s=21

Man who gets a job 700 miles away shocked to realise that he has to travel 700 miles for his job.

https://twitter.com/Lynots/status/1145615584824045568

He seems to just be totally against hard work whatsoever.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



You put a bunch of TERFs on an island and next thing you know they're voting for Brexit and putting peas on pizza.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Sunswipe posted:

If you and one other person represent the last of humanity, probably best you don't have children at all unless you really think it's worth prolonging the species through a couple of generations of inbreeding.

It worked for Adam and Eve, it'll be fine.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Leavemywife posted:

It worked for Adam and Eve, it'll be fine.

It's amazing the entire human race was started by a couple of sex freaks with a flaming sword.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

mng posted:

It's amazing the entire human race was started by a couple of sex freaks with a flaming sword.

No the guy with the flaming sword was enforcing their ban from Dave and Buster's.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/drdavidbull/status/1145597763998142465?s=21

Man who gets a job 700 miles away shocked to realise that he has to travel 700 miles for his job.

Let's see this guy be a parliamentarian in Canada or the US and see how he feels then.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Volcott posted:

You can always go on Ricki Lake.

Undug, Gleeban, Gloutan, Globan

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Besides, if you were wanting a city in an EU member state pretty much accessible to most EU member states, Frankfurt and Strasbourg would probably be your top two options.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Bet the guy complaining about the waste of taxpayer money would very much prefer these to be reimbursed flights

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Claire Fox, another Brexit Party MEP, was incredibly upset that the Parliament gave her an iPad to do work on.

Probably because the MDM policy wouldn’t allow her to deny genocides or download child porn.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
from a while back but

Panfilo posted:

There was a good YouTube video about this phenomenon where a right winger can just parrot talking points, prompting the other person to give a long counter argument . This just gets followed by another quip, which gets a long winded counter argument and so on.

What ends up happening is that it takes far more WORK to debunk what they are saying, and the whole time you are trying to do so the other person is making it look like they are winning the argument by giving such terse responses.
You're probably thinking of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmVkJvieaOA

Innuendo Studios has a whole ongoing series of these btw, I highly recommend all of them.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


What does Black Friday have to do with breastmilk?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
She probably sells chakra realignments to give you more milk or something.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bobjr posted:

I don’t know what’s dumber the soy milk or the “piggie officers” part.

In small fairness, weren't the actual milkshakes vegan?

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Spalec posted:

Madrid, Spain :allears:

I really hope Brexit leads to all these immigrants "expats" :airquote: being thrown out of Spain.
Secretly I want Brexit to go through just to see what will happen. It will be horrible, but it will be horrible in a funny way.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

zoux posted:

I also hosed every cops mom cc:the entire police force

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1145716178364653568

So they're mocking antifa for NOT killing people? As opposed to the guy who drove through people and DID kill them?

These people sure do reveal a lot about themselves.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Grimdude posted:

So they're mocking antifa for NOT killing people? As opposed to the guy who drove through people and DID kill them?

These people sure do reveal a lot about themselves.

Well, you see, Antifa is a dangerous, deadly gang of roving supersoldiers whose killings go unpunished by the law. However, they also are huge cowards who don't have the guts to kill their enemies.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

trickybiscuits posted:

Secretly I want Brexit to go through just to see what will happen. It will be horrible, but it will be horrible in a funny way.

I do to, but people are probably going to die because of it, like someone's life will get hosed up because of cascading failures to the point they will die. Not a lot of people probably (hopefully) but a non-zero amount.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Skwirl posted:

In small fairness, weren't the actual milkshakes vegan?

Coconut milk. 12 oz. The deadliest drink.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Bogus Adventure posted:

Well, you see, Antifa is a dangerous, deadly gang of roving supersoldiers whose killings go unpunished by the law. However, they also are huge cowards who don't have the guts to kill their enemies.

Just like how Trump's made the economy stronger than ever, but everyone's out of a job thanks to illegal immigrants.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Brexit still hasn't happened yet?

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Byzantine posted:

Brexit still hasn't happened yet?

We've just had a second Prime Minister quit because she couldn't get a deal through parliament.

Well, the first one quit because he made the mistake of actually letting people vote for it. "Fine, you say you want to leave the EU? We'll have a vote" "Wait, you idiots actually voted for it? I quit"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Skwirl posted:

I do to, but people are probably going to die because of it, like someone's life will get hosed up because of cascading failures to the point they will die. Not a lot of people probably (hopefully) but a non-zero amount.

It reminds me of an old instructor my company had. He was already elderly and suffering from leukemia when I joined almost 6 years ago and had pulled away slowly from the company due to his failing health. Somehow, he managed to cling to life against all odds. He would end up in the hospital every few months, only to make it out and be sent home again. Every time we thought it was finally his time and he'd finally die, but he would always make it back out. He managed to outlive a few other instructors, another employee with leukemia (who was younger than him!), and a few customers who unexpectedly died.

It got to the point where we had this permanent tension going on. You never knew when he would finally expire, so it's like everyone was holding their breath for years waiting to see what happened. We finally learned of his passing a few days after it happened, but we weren't sad. By that point it had become an inevitability, with the only mystery being exactly what day it would come to pass. His death wasn't a good thing, but it was finally something we could all take off our minds.

That's basically Brexit right now.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

hyperhazard posted:

Just like how Trump's made the economy stronger than ever, but everyone's out of a job thanks to illegal immigrants.

Or how socialism is literally the devil juice drunk by the young'uns, but Social Security is cool and good and as American as apple pie.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
The UK is never going to finish Brexit. Eventually the EU will get tired of waiting and just kick them out, and parliament will still be arguing over a no-deal scenario

Meanwhile Troubles 2: Don’t Provoke my Ireland will have opened worldwide to mixed reviews from critics.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained


I don't know what to say. Whether it's true or not, he just ran with it. Master grift

E: now it's only a matter of time before coypcats start sprouting up

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



No mention of the very real brain hemorrhage that was reported on that he absolutely had.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Solar Tornado posted:



I don't know what to say. Whether it's true or not, he just ran with it. Master grift

E: now it's only a matter of time before coypcats start sprouting up

Even if it's real the "robbed" claim is a new one.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CeramicPig posted:



What does Black Friday have to do with breastmilk?

It's a birthing center, so my guess is some mom meme about dumb poo poo people sell/recommend to increase milk production.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

there wolf posted:

It's a birthing center, so my guess is some mom meme about dumb poo poo people sell/recommend to increase milk production.

Hasn't like, the entirety of human life on earth depended on mothers producing enough breast milk to feed their children for thousands of years? I can believe there's certain poo poo you should avoid given the modern cornucopia previously unknown chemicals, and lax government safety standards, but I think if they have a reasonably healthy diet, and you aren't drinking tap water in Flint, mothers generally produce enough milk for their children and if they don't they should talk to a doctor, not random people on the internet.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Solar Tornado posted:



I don't know what to say. Whether it's true or not, he just ran with it. Master grift
Oh poo poo he was robbed now too?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Skwirl posted:

Hasn't like, the entirety of human life on earth depended on mothers producing enough breast milk to feed their children for thousands of years? I can believe there's certain poo poo you should avoid given the modern cornucopia previously unknown chemicals, and lax government safety standards, but I think if they have a reasonably healthy diet, and you aren't drinking tap water in Flint, mothers generally produce enough milk for their children and if they don't they should talk to a doctor, not random people on the internet.

Actually it was a big thing in the past where some women couldn't produce enough or any breast milk. Ever heard of wetnurses? Formula was a loving miracle invention for women who couldn't produce or who wanted a life other than that of feeding a baby all day.

But they hate formula because it's ~not natural~

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Wedge Regret

Skwirl posted:

Even if it's real the "robbed" claim is a new one.

Nah he was out there saying they stole his gopro minute one.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Midnight Voyager posted:

Actually it was a big thing in the past where some women couldn't produce enough or any breast milk. Ever heard of wetnurses? Formula was a loving miracle invention for women who couldn't produce or who wanted a life other than that of feeding a baby all day.

But they hate formula because it's ~not natural~

I've heard of wet nurses, but I thought it was rich women who couldn't be bothered to breastfeed, but I admit to not ever having researched it.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I know posters who do research, and they're all cowards

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Skwirl posted:

I've heard of wet nurses, but I thought it was rich women who couldn't be bothered to breastfeed, but I admit to not ever having researched it.

That happened as well! But there was also a considerable bit of milk sharing going on because some women just... can't produce or whatever reason. Or if the mother died in childbirth who's gonna do it? Wetnurse to the rescue.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Midnight Voyager posted:

That happened as well! But there was also a considerable bit of milk sharing going on because some women just... can't produce or whatever reason. Or if the mother died in childbirth who's gonna do it? Wetnurse to the rescue.

I still go back to my original point of asking a medical professional. Or at least a nutritionist.

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bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no

Vib Rib posted:

Oh poo poo he was robbed now too?

Of his dignity.

Would be the joke if he had any to start with.

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