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Thots and Prayers posted:Second-hand Princess Diana conspiracy theories: 1 Diana's chauffer was tricked by the Illuminati into drinking dog cum, which gave him indigestion, causing him to crash the car. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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in order to be Garfield, you must think Garfield
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Jul 2, 2019 04:57
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diana communicated only via thought bubbles, and liked to kick dogs off the table
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Jul 2, 2019 04:58
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In a better world, instead of leaving Prince Charles for Dodi Fayed, she would have been rinsing off a used lasagna box to put tissues into later. Makes you think.
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Jul 2, 2019 05:04
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Tato posted:If only this app were around back then Princess Di would still be alive and watching clips of Garfield and Friends instead of speeding away from
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Jul 2, 2019 05:11
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Tato posted:In a better world, instead of leaving Prince Charles for Dodi Fayed, more like Odie Fayed 
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Jul 2, 2019 06:40
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Has anybody eaten the god drat pizza yet Even in the supposed review somebody linked they barely even mention the food
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steinrokkan posted:Has anybody eaten the god drat pizza yet from here: https://www.thestar.com/life/2019/06/07/we-tried-the-pizza-and-lasagna-at-new-garfield-themed-restaurant-and-heres-what-happened.html I counted six pepperoni slices on the entire pizza and as a co-worker bit into a slice, she said, “I’m not sure if I ate the pizza or the box. The crust was really cardboardy and the pepperoni didn’t taste real.” The lasagna didn’t quite match what I saw on the menu, either. The “cowboy cut strips” looked more like ground beef and I couldn’t taste any of the tomato sauce that’s pictured on the lasagna on the menu.
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Jul 2, 2019 12:33
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when I think of lasagna, I think of - whoa there, buddy, you guessed it! - cowboys. love those cowboys and those wild west tall tales of them cuttin' up strips of real beef to put into their famous campfire lasagnas
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Jul 2, 2019 13:14
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Pastry of the Year posted:when I think of lasagna, I think of - whoa there, buddy, you guessed it! - cowboys. love those cowboys and those wild west tall tales of them cuttin' up strips of real beef to put into their famous campfire lasagnas 
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Jul 2, 2019 13:42
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Thots and Prayers posted:Poems written to Saudi Arabia: 1 i still really want to hear about the diana thing but also the saudi arabia thing is intriguing me a bit
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Jul 2, 2019 14:34
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The sassy cartoon cat Garfield and his penchant for l̶a̶s̶a̶g̶n̶a̶ p̶i̶z̶z̶a̶ overpriced sad Midwestern mall style Italian-like food is well known and adored worldwide!
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Jul 2, 2019 15:28
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but you can turn the empty pizza box into a tissue box
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Jul 2, 2019 15:32
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Pastry of the Year posted:but you can turn the empty pizza box into a tissue box As everything in my man cave is already coated in a veneer of pizza grease, this entergagement is exactly the thing I've been waiting for.
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Jul 2, 2019 15:36
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schmuckfeatures posted:from here: https://www.thestar.com/life/2019/06/07/we-tried-the-pizza-and-lasagna-at-new-garfield-themed-restaurant-and-heres-what-happened.html Well, at least the sauce is orange.
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Jul 2, 2019 15:43
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Pastry of the Year posted:but you can turn the empty pizza box into a tissue box the tissue box can also act as makeshift plate if you can't afford real plates. people in the third world are very poor and can't afford plates.
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Jul 2, 2019 16:19
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The sassy cartoon cat Garfield and his penchant for l̶a̶s̶a̶g̶n̶a̶ p̶i̶z̶z̶a̶ overpriced sad Midwestern mall style Italian-like food is well known and adored worldwide! To be fair, Garfield did have a strong suburban midwest vibe
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Jul 2, 2019 18:20
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This is stupid and for some reason it really pisses me off.
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Jul 2, 2019 18:28
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FlimFlam Imam posted:This is stupid and for some reason it really pisses me off. Go back to being a hermit Mr. Watterson
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Jul 2, 2019 19:06
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FlimFlam Imam posted:This is stupid and for some reason it really pisses me off. Yeah I feel like how hard is it to just have a Garfield themed lasagna delivery service without it being poo poo
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Jul 2, 2019 19:31
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Is one of the services available from the Garfield Eats app one where instead of food being delivered to my house it is, in fact instead a man that looks and dresses like Jon Arbuckle who breaks into my home and screams at me for not getting out of bed and being too fat and lazy?
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Jul 2, 2019 19:41
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No, but you can order a cup of dog cum
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Jul 2, 2019 19:43
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Aesop Poprock posted:Go back to being a hermit Mr. Watterson Man it's wild how my esteem of Jim Davis and Bill Watterson has basically inverted over the years. I used to admire Watterson as a principled genius and then reading his commentated collection came away feeling like he was an obnoxious crank who just turned his comic into a mouthpiece for his arguments with his publisher. Jim Davis let Garfield Without Garfield get published and only had Lasagna Cat remove his contact info from one of their videos while Watterson is still issuing takedown notices on fanart and student animations out of spite.
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Jul 2, 2019 19:57
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All he did was Calvin and Hobbes. One trick pony. Also all the big Sunday strips with Calvin riding down hills while pontificating are all the same navel gazing horseshit. Jim Davis did Garfield AND U.S. Acres. A renaissance man.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:16
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Yeah but have you tried the Hobbesaccino and the pizza shaped like Calvin pissing? Way better quality than anything at GarfieldEats.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:23
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Sleeveless posted:Man it's wild how my esteem of Jim Davis and Bill Watterson has basically inverted over the years. I used to admire Watterson as a principled genius and then reading his commentated collection came away feeling like he was an obnoxious crank who just turned his comic into a mouthpiece for his arguments with his publisher. On the other hand, Calvin and Hobbes is good. Garfield is. I don't even know how to describe Garfield.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:31
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Tip posted:Yeah but have you tried the Hobbesaccino and the pizza shaped like Calvin pissing? Way better quality than anything at GarfieldEats. "Hobbe's love of tuna sandwiches is legendary, so we worked with world renowned chefs to create the Hobbes shaped tuna sandwich!" *store bought tuna salad on white bread, cut using a "Hobbes shaped" plastic cutter*
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Jul 2, 2019 21:50
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Flanders trying to keep his horny levels down by thinking of the Bible, but it's Nathen Mazri thinking of The Garf, who then becomes hot ripped hunk Garf
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Jul 2, 2019 21:55
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It seriously rules that Bill Watterson destroyed his life and his sanity in the name of maintaining the purity of *newspaper comic strips*, a medium that was already decades past it's prime at the time and which was already fading into irrelevance with the internet springing up over the course of its life. Of he really truly cares about pure expression of creativity unfettered by editors and advertisers people have been using the internet for 20 years and the only thing stopping him from doing the same is pure misanthropic spite. Meanwhile Jim Davis is Rich and comfortable and indirectly inspires teams of weird outsider art that has far more purity of expression than Bill Watterson's Shower Arguments With His Agent As Laundered Through A Fictional Child #639
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Jul 2, 2019 22:01
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schmuckfeatures posted:from here: https://www.thestar.com/life/2019/06/07/we-tried-the-pizza-and-lasagna-at-new-garfield-themed-restaurant-and-heres-what-happened.html I don't care what some dumb clickbait blogger says about the pizza I want the Goon opinion! Buy the pizza and eat it and post pictures of it.
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Goons in 2019: I’m thinking about buying the pizza haha Goons in 2003: I bought ten pizzas and wrote the name of mods on them in pepperoni and cummed on them and ate them all here’s a badly compressed video of it
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Aesop Poprock posted:Goons in 2019: I’m thinking about buying the pizza haha I think the death of GoonCon heralded the end of profoundly terrible ideas put to video on the daily
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Drink-Mix Man posted:To be fair, Garfield did have a strong suburban midwest vibe I guess this guy really IS in touch with Garfield.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Goons in 2019: I’m thinking about buying the pizza haha pizza_goop.avi
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Sleeveless posted:It seriously rules that Bill Watterson destroyed his life and his sanity in the name of maintaining the purity of *newspaper comic strips*, a medium that was already decades past it's prime at the time and which was already fading into irrelevance with the internet springing up over the course of its life. Of he really truly cares about pure expression of creativity unfettered by editors and advertisers people have been using the internet for 20 years and the only thing stopping him from doing the same is pure misanthropic spite. You're right, Watterson totally should have licensed some official stickers of Calvin pissing on things. He would be a good and respectable man today if he had done that.
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There are no stickers of Garfield pissing. Because Jim Davis is pro-active and took charge of things. You have Garfield suction cupped to windows, but never pissing. Bill Watterson's apathy has led to Calvin pissing everywhere, world-wide. No car manufacturer logo or religious symbol is safe. Just a boy pissing over everything we hold dear. All because Bill Watterson didn't have the guts to take control of his creation. The circle will be complete when Bill Watterson finally dies and someone sticks a Calvin pissing sticker on his headstone.
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TBH I don't really hate Watterson for not wanting his stuff to be merchandised to hell and back. He's pretentious but the world doesn't really need more plastic poo poo from China that's just gonna end up in a landfill anyway. I'm glad he isn't all over social media or something, he'd probably be a huge turd. Lmao I didnt know he was Ned Flanders. 
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Tato posted:There are no stickers of Garfield pissing. Because Jim Davis is pro-active and took charge of things. You have Garfield suction cupped to windows, but never pissing. This is an interesting take. Have you considered that the reason there are no Garfield pissing on things stickers is that nobody gives a poo poo about Garfield other than laughing at the existence of Garfield? And Watterson absolutely proactively took control of his creation, he didn't want it merchandized. I would say Davis sold out, but I don't feel like cartoons about a fat cat that hates Mondays are really artistic to begin with it's just an inexplicable thing that caught on.
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NEVER disparage my fat orange God!
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