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Tree law is swift and merciless.
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Jul 2, 2019 18:22
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:holy poo poo is he dead? According to the comments on north American rescues Instagram the guy died and the photo that went with the gif was an unrelated photo of a gunshot wound
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In case anyone from Norway here feels unusually tired after eating fresh fish in the coming days... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48844013
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Jul 2, 2019 18:58
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My uncles once put on a home fireworks show, they were artillerymen in the Canadian Army, so I was confident it would be at least reasonably safe. Then something like this happened, a launcher jumped up, fell sideways, and started firing at the assembled crowd. 
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Jul 2, 2019 19:16
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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SelenicMartian posted:In case anyone from Norway here feels unusually tired after eating fresh fish in the coming days... How can there be fire an RMBK reactor can't explode!
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:that's the most popular video on the Ent version of World Star Hip Hop. Jerry Cotton posted:Tree law is swift and merciless. Lol
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PittTheElder posted:My uncles once put on a home fireworks show, they were artillerymen in the Canadian Army, so I was confident it would be at least reasonably safe. Then something like this happened, a launcher jumped up, fell sideways, and started firing at the assembled crowd. at my dad's second wedding i had basically the same thing happen. my uncle was in the Canadian Navy for like 25 years and somehow thought that made him immune to fireworks. when he lit up one of those 12 shot bundles one of them blew through the side of the tube and missed burning my face off by about 8 inches, leaving a huge fire on the grass behind me. o Canada.
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My favorite fireworks mishap video is one where someone mistakenly bought outdoor fireworks doe use indoors and the room basically becomes a firey, smoke-filled hell in seconds, except there's one middle aged dude sitting in the audience having a grand old time while everyone around him is running for cover
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Jul 2, 2019 20:44
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My favorite is gif I saw long, long ago where a dog grabs the launching tube in its mouth and runs around firing bottle rockets at all the humans.
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Jul 2, 2019 20:53
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Nerses IV posted:My favorite fireworks mishap video is one where someone mistakenly bought outdoor fireworks doe use indoors and the room basically becomes a firey, smoke-filled hell in seconds, except there's one middle aged dude sitting in the audience having a grand old time while everyone around him is running for cover yeah yeah we get it, you listen to Whitesnake
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haveblue posted:My favorite is gif I saw long, long ago where a dog grabs the launching tube in its mouth and runs around firing bottle rockets at all the humans. i love this gif
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Jul 2, 2019 20:57
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Nerses IV posted:My favorite fireworks mishap video is one where someone mistakenly bought outdoor fireworks doe use indoors and the room basically becomes a firey, smoke-filled hell in seconds, except there's one middle aged dude sitting in the audience having a grand old time while everyone around him is running for cover Mr. Lusts For Death is taking a break from visiting haunted houses, I see.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:00
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haveblue posted:My favorite is gif I saw long, long ago where a dog grabs the launching tube in its mouth and runs around firing bottle rockets at all the humans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQU4mjE2pQA
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I understand females really like this in a bathroom Yes it's a good replacement for the trash can, hand soap, moist wipes, and spare wash rags.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:11
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:yeah yeah we get it, you listen to Whitesnake Yikes!
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Nerses IV posted:My favorite fireworks mishap video is one where someone mistakenly bought outdoor fireworks doe use indoors and the room basically becomes a firey, smoke-filled hell in seconds, except there's one middle aged dude sitting in the audience having a grand old time while everyone around him is running for cover I'm fond of Terry's struggle to put it in reverse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNn_ELV_xs
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Jul 2, 2019 22:27
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:yeah yeah we get it, you listen to Whitesnake Great White burned that bar down
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I understand females really like this in a bathroom It's important that you keep it dark in the bathroom though
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Wall Balls posted:low clearance is praxis There are literally dozens on paths to dc over the Potomac
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maybe they're trying to drag their feet on piss baby's loving order as much as possible,?
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bring back old gbs posted:I love when you accidentally throw something with a really flat base and it floats along a little sheet of air before friction takes over and stops it. thats the secret to flying cars, i know it. just gotta do more napkin sketches Alternatively, surfaces precision ground to such flatness that you can get a completely air-free bond just by sliding them across each other and then they stick together enough to pick up. Gage bocks are so cool.
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shame on an IGA posted:Alternatively, surfaces precision ground to such flatness that you can get a completely air-free bond just by sliding them across each other and then they stick together enough to pick up. Is a testament to the extremely broad tolerances we had for our poo poo that I've never used gauge blocks before That poo poo is cool as hell
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Jul 3, 2019 04:42
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Syrian Lannister posted:Great White burned that bar down oh whoops, apologies to all the trans am driving dads i offended by conflating these two totally different, not at all interchangeable bands.
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 Catching up on Savage Builds and caught this. Could not be as bad as it looks but still. 
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Nerses IV posted:My favorite fireworks mishap video is one where someone mistakenly bought outdoor fireworks doe use indoors and the room basically becomes a firey, smoke-filled hell in seconds, except there's one middle aged dude sitting in the audience having a grand old time while everyone around him is running for cover Maybe this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFg6P85YB28 I don't think anyone is having a good time though.
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Burt Sexual posted:There are literally dozens on paths to dc over the Potomac Thank goodness. I was getting worried thinking that tanks couldn't be speedily deployed to the capital.
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Put the safety cover back on and that's a perfectly fine tool.
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SelenicMartian posted:All that's left of him is the shoes... Spontaneous dustion
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Now I'm totally confused. Is this guy alive? Or dead? Or do you need some amount of foot still in the shoes in order to qualify?
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What gets me about this one is how short it looks, maybe it's just a perspective thing, but it looks like it's made for someone of, y'know, a child's height. Because I know that when I think "tools for children" I think "rapidly spinning blades with no safeguards."
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