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Oh I remember that one. That's a classic.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:45 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:47 |
Pizza guy made me think of this dude who's only eaten pizza for 25 years (despite being a diabetic who regularly suffers from low blood sugar and has crashed his car from blacking out before) because of childhood trauma.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:48 |
My girlfriend wants me to get circumcisedquote:Ever since we started getting intimate and she noticed I wasn't circumcised she always made it a point to ask me why I wasn't and to tell me that I should have it done. Basically she's always made me feel very uncomfortable and ashamed with it.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:49 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend wants me to get circumcised Dump this woman at the same farm as the vagina-repulsed dude; let them fight it out
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:51 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Pizza guy made me think of this dude who's only eaten pizza for 25 years (despite being a diabetic who regularly suffers from low blood sugar and has crashed his car from blacking out before) because of childhood trauma. "She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old." WHAT? How is brunswick stew somehow not appropriate for children?
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:01 |
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Some dudes just are not down for the puss. Sucks, but it happens. e: he's young though, he still might get over it. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jul 2, 2019 |
# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:03 |
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My [38F] ex-best friend [37F] has been sleeping with my son [18M] for three months and despite me not being ok with it she won't stop seeing him.quote:I wasn't okay with their relationship from the start, she's known him since he was 4 for crying out loud, I have repeatedly reiterated to her that he should be out there meeting and interacting with girls his own age, and she as someone who I trusted dearly should not be betraying that trust by starting an initmate relationship with my child. In response to 'ban her from your home': quote:I really wish I could, but I'm trying to be civil about this, I know he feels something for her and she's a very attractive women and you know how boys his age are, but if I ban her from the house he'll just circumvent it and go to her apartment or let her in when I'm at work.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:05 |
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chitoryu12 posted:[UPDATE] I [29M] Caught My Wife [27F] Letting Our Male Neighbor Rub Lotion On Her Pregnant Stomach Well, DUH.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:12 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:So, was he ruined by porn? I don't really think porn does as much mind warping as people say, not severe cases anyway. Now ANIME porn on the other hand...
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:12 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend wants me to get circumcised I thought I was circumcised until I was like 17. I understood that circumcision removes the foreskin. I just thought that the head of my penis was my foreskin. I had seen porn before - just not enough, I guess. then one day my girlfriend was like "...maybe we should look it up". and that's how I found out both that I was circumcised and that some penises have horrifying flesh jackets Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 2, 2019 |
# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:19 |
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cumshitter posted:Even assuming anyone cared the best you can do as "that pizza guy" is probably fall short of Mr. Big Mac AKA Don Gorske, who at least had a multinational brand to piggy back off of. Then again, most people in Wisconsin are aiming for alcoholism world records instead.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:20 |
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chitoryu12 posted:For some reason the r/relationship_advice subreddit has way better stories. Nuke this man. He's more being a giant baby than malicious or cruel, though, so a relatively small yield of 31kt (Mark 4 air-dropped nuclear bomb, plutonium implosion type) ought to do.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:23 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:that's how I found out both that I was not circumcised and that some penises have horrifying flesh jackets It sounds like you are still confused.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:25 |
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Chomp8645 posted:It sounds like you are still confused. drat you're not wrong
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:27 |
Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I thought I was circumcised until I was like 17. I understood that circumcision removes the foreskin. I just thought that the head of my penis was my foreskin. if you thought that you were circumcised and believed that the head of your dick is your foreskin... is your schlong just a geometric cylinder?
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:29 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Fascists will reproduce exclusively with uterine-bearing transmen rather than soil their lineage with the weakness of womanflesh. Please leave us out of your weird fascist-sex fantasies thanks
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:30 |
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Grape posted:I don't really think porn does as much mind warping as people say, not severe cases anyway. my sex worker friend has a truly remarkable number of stories about being bitten on the face and choked, and not with consent, obviously you men have to loving clean house
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:34 |
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look sometimes you're fuckin and you get a little peckish, it happens
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:35 |
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really think about how you'd feel if someone twice as strong as you did that to you. take a second and genuinely think about it like a person.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:35 |
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i vomit kittens posted:if you thought that you were circumcised and believed that the head of your dick is your foreskin... is your schlong just a geometric cylinder? I thought that there was still a tip - a featureless one that matched the circumference of the main shaft. like if you just cut off the squishy part of the head
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:36 |
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Grape posted:I don't really think porn does as much mind warping as people say, not severe cases anyway. Nevermind the fact that studies have been done that directly show watching porn has an adverse effect on the perception of rape and sexual assault.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:47 |
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"advertising doesn't affect me!" says every single person "social messaging through media, i.e. the format by which the social species I am a part of exchanges information doesn't affect me!" says every single person who is choking a woman and putting her at risk of death, dying.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:51 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I thought that there was still a tip - a featureless one that matched the circumference of the main shaft. like if you just cut off the squishy part of the head
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:51 |
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"everything is fine and nothing needs to change" says person who benefits from the current state of affairs
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:56 |
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Can someone link me where the title is from? I must have skimmed past it
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:58 |
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AITA for taking a comment too literally during sexy times?quote:I'm a 21 year old with limited sexual experience mostly due to a very religious upbringing and not being able to let loose till college.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:58 |
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for farting on my boyfriend during sexy time? NTA "In the shower" YTA Shower farts are 10 times as bad
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:01 |
Haifisch posted:AITA for taking a comment too literally during sexy times? uh yeah, “gently caress my rear end” does not mean regular doggystyle
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:05 |
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Haifisch posted:AITA for taking a comment too literally during sexy times? I believe that this is the average sexual experience of someone using the phrase sexy times.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:05 |
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goethe.cx posted:uh yeah, gently caress my rear end does not mean regular doggystyle Yes but who the gently caress goes "YEAH SHOVE IT IN MY BUTT" without any prep or mention of lube What I'm saying is, he's dumb, she's dumb, we're all dumb!
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:08 |
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Haifisch posted:AITA for taking a comment too literally during sexy times? lol at this lady for laying down a very blurry line between fantasy and reality just sort of expecting her random hookup to be on her communication level, and lol at this dude for thinking he has a green light and just kramering right into the butthole
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:10 |
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luxury handset posted:just kramering right into the butthole that is a ... memorable phrase
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:15 |
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Pick posted:really think about how you'd feel if someone twice as strong as you did that to you. take a second and genuinely think about it like a person. I've been sexually harassed by bigger men so do tell.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:22 |
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Nooooo dont take the bait
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:23 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend wants me to get circumcised fuckin' lmao Any person trying to tell me what to do with my body can get the gently caress out of my life
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:23 |
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AITA for laughing at a guy throwing dollars on my girlfriend at a club?quote:My GF and I were out at a club to see a DJ. We were dancing, drinking, having a good time. My GF has been doing yoga for a few years and when she’s especially sauced she likes to throw in some splits and stuff on the dance floor. Well, we got sauced and as she’s doing her 3rd split or so a guy comes up and “makes it rain” on her - literally like 4 dollars. Obviously he was making a joke that she was dancing like a stripper. Whatever. This happened and in the moment I just loving started laughing. I thought it was legitimately funny in the moment. My girlfriend gets up and says “we’re loving leaving” and basically storms out. Get outside and she’s basically telling me that I should’ve punched the dude out or something and that he made her feel like a whore and I’m an rear end in a top hat for laughing. I’m loving 31, I’m not punching anyone out at a bar unless they’re actually getting physical or threatening to get physical. While I agree that it might’ve been somewhat demeaning, I also think it was objectively funny. AITA?
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:23 |
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quote:...Get outside and she’s basically telling me that I should’ve punched the dude... NTA also lmao
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:27 |
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chitoryu12 posted:For some reason the r/relationship_advice subreddit has way better stories. I am so glad I grew up with woods porn rather than the internet.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:28 |
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the most underrated part of pick posts is the mental image of a world of tiny, waiflike faerie-women zipping from flower to flower, sipping dew and sleeping in enchanted toadstools and trying to dodge the clumsy footfalls of MEN all around. men are massive, lumbering clods who could crush you with an errant step of their plodding hooves! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:29 |
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Lucid Nonsense posted:I am so glad I grew up with woods porn rather than the internet. Him being grossed out by vaginas has nothing to do with the internet. He's just very weird and uptight.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:31 |