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Xlorp posted:Thou art a villainous verticillium. Thy hen of the woods has loudly and lustily found you out for eternal chagrin and shame. Do you bite your thumb at me sir?!
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Xlorp posted:Thou art a villainous verticillium. Thy hen of the woods has loudly and lustily found you out for eternal chagrin and shame. Aurelius, you cocksucker; Furius, you little bitch-- since you think that my little poems have gone soft and I must not be too upright! It’s true; the devoted poet should stand erect in his values, but not necessarily in his little poems, which are truly witty and charming when they're a little soft, and not too stiff, but can still cause a little tingling-- I don't just mean for youth, but for hairy men who can't make their own loins stand upright! You! You read about my "many kisses" and doubt I'm fully a man? I’ll push your poo poo in and stuff your face. Grouchio fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Grouchio posted:I’ll push your poo poo in and stuff your face--
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:59 |
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Data Graham posted:Like if my friend uses "implicitly" to mean "explicitly", do I just go with it and learn his quirks,
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:23 |
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A dictionary is a historical record, not a rule book.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 23:34 |
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Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick" Sorry buddy, language just changed and you can't get mad about that!
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 00:18 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick" A reverse Santorum.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 00:27 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick" Please do not besmirch the family name of Xiahou Dun, historical badass
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 00:29 |
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*chomps own eyeball*
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 00:30 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:this is an interesting translation of "pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" but I'm on board I always heard it as "I will sodomize you and face-gently caress you" which is probably one of my favorite first lines of any poem.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 02:40 |
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https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/1146221349855268865
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mycomancy posted:Do you bite your thumb at me sir?! I do but blow you the devil's tune upon mine handy-trumpet Xlorp fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jul 3, 2019 |
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try to stay on topic folks
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:25 |
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Party Plane Jones posted:try to stay on topic folks
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Details are still coming in, but there was a large earthquake (~6.4) in inland Southern California. https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-earthquake-california-shake-quake-20190704-story.html
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 19:58 |
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didn't independence day start this way? I'd love to see strong daddy trump try *~the art of the deal~* on some aliens.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 20:19 |
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Earthquake probably sucked for a lot of people buy it was fun for me! "Am I drunk? I didn't drink THAT much last night... ... OOOOH. Earthquake! Yay!" Shaking was felt really far away, which is kinda surprising to me. Lots of mountain in the way.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 20:52 |
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https://twitter.com/immortaltech/status/1147156190633369600?s=21
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:36 |
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Actual exchange when I found out. Wife: They cast the Little Mermaid. Ariel, she's not even a redhead! Me, a redhead: One way or another she better dye! Wife, showing me a picture: Here's who they cast Me, sheepishly: Well, if she wants to keep her natural hair...
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:39 |
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I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 19:49 |
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mystes posted:I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character? What color is your hair!?
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 20:04 |
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mystes posted:I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character? I can see the nostalgic appeal for having a similar appearance, but generally a completely fresh imagining (like Heath Ledger's joker) is more satisfying to me when done well.
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 20:09 |
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mystes posted:I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character? GITS you on outta heyaaaa
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 20:16 |
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I love how the world we live in means this discussion is on topic
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 21:45 |
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mystes posted:I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character? In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead. But that's also really reaching because very few people actually know that particular bit of trivia.
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 23:00 |
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Honestly Ariel's casting might be problematic if they were trying to pull a Great Soviet Encyclopedia and redact all evidence the animated movie ever existed, but since they aren't nobody should care.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 00:09 |
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Kith posted:In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead. Well in the version she represents the Black Sea?
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 04:12 |
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Kith posted:In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead. She's Ethiopian then.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 04:31 |
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https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1147271779825717249?s=21 Miami Herald and Julie Brown doing some good work
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 05:16 |
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Kith posted:In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead. It’s a live action Disney remake of a cartoon which means it will be bad and tedious and forgotten about soon after its release so really nothing matters about it. I’m glad they cast a black girl in it regardless because it makes terrible people angry and it’s nice for black female representation in any sort of predominantly white format like Disney films
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 06:24 |
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Wrong thread
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 09:16 |
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PerniciousKnid posted:Well in the version she represents the Black Sea? Aesop Poprock posted:It’s a live action Disney remake of a cartoon which means it will be bad and tedious and forgotten about soon after its release so really nothing matters about it. I’m glad they cast a black girl in it regardless because it makes terrible people angry and it’s nice for black female representation in any sort of predominantly white format like Disney films Oh yeah the representation owns hard don't get me wrong, I was just trying to share some neat trivia in a way that contributed to the conversation
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 10:49 |
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LordSloth posted:https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1147271779825717249?s=21 Oh wow. After reading "Bad Blood," anything to do with David Boies is purestrain schad fuel.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 17:42 |
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Let them fight.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:47 |
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Uh, holy gently caress! https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1147656467341807616?s=21 Edit: credit to iron prince of the lol thread
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 03:33 |
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LordSloth posted:Uh, holy gently caress! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed.
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Discendo Vox posted:Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed. I’m thinking Bingo cards?
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 05:59 |
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That seems in poor taste considering the nature of the crimes we're talking about here.
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Discendo Vox posted:Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed. Come on Mitch McConnell daddy needs a Mitch McConnell.
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Skippy McPants posted:That seems in poor taste considering the nature of the crimes we're talking about here. I believe they mean johns, not victims.
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