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Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

The Ocampan's biology makes the least sense out of any alien species save the Trill, to be honest.

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

It got cut from the shooting script, but in STIV the reason Saavik stayed behind on Vulcan is that she was pregnant with Spock's child, so the writers' intent is pretty clear.

Well that certainly wasn't necessary I'm glad they cut it.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Nodosaur posted:

The Ocampan's biology makes the least sense out of any alien species save the Trill, to be honest.
The Trill are hosed up but you can at least get the idea and see how it could work out as a society, even if it totally means that the symbionts are in charge.

But don't the Ocampan not just have really short lifespans - comprehensible - but each couple only has one child ever, like, on a biological level?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nessus posted:



But don't the Ocampan not just have really short lifespans - comprehensible - but each couple only has one child ever, like, on a biological level?

That was a one episode writer's brain fart

But yes, apparently. So loving dumb.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Also telepathy may well make up for short lifespans if they can matrix dump rote knowledge and every moment can be in pursuit of new experiences


Edit: also the jem'hadar have basically the same lifespan and Klingons seem to be adults at single digit age

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Let's be honest even the human biology in Star Trek doesn't make much sense.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

The Bloop posted:

Edit: also the jem'hadar have basically the same lifespan and Klingons seem to be adults at single digit age

The Jem'hadar aren't a naturally evolved intelligent species, though. They're artificially created cannon fodder with an expected life span of a few years because their only purpose is to throw their lives away for the founders.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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The Bloop posted:

Also telepathy may well make up for short lifespans if they can matrix dump rote knowledge and every moment can be in pursuit of new experiences


Edit: also the jem'hadar have basically the same lifespan and Klingons seem to be adults at single digit age
Klingons seem to mature faster than humans but have like normal lifespans after that. Or at least it wasn't freakish that there were three old Klingons rocking around in that one episode.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012



Kind of amazing it was Kes who turned out to be a sex offender.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Epicurius posted:

The Jem'hadar aren't a naturally evolved intelligent species, though. They're artificially created cannon fodder with an expected life span of a few years because their only purpose is to throw their lives away for the founders.

Death is glory to the founders.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I'm always sad they got rid of Kes, because the idea of seeing her entire lifespan over the course of the show was great.

The Neelix relationship was icky, but it's a nice counterpoint to the Vulcan/Human relationships we have seen, where humans are the ones with the short lifespans.

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

Nessus posted:

The Trill are hosed up but you can at least get the idea and see how it could work out as a society, even if it totally means that the symbionts are in charge.

But don't the Ocampan not just have really short lifespans - comprehensible - but each couple only has one child ever, like, on a biological level?

Biologically, the Trill fall apart when you reach the premise that two species evolved together to have a symbiotic relationship that requires surgery. There's no way such a thing could arise in nature, but by god drat, they want us to believe that anyway.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Nodosaur posted:

Biologically, the Trill fall apart when you reach the premise that two species evolved together to have a symbiotic relationship that requires surgery. There's no way such a thing could arise in nature, but by god drat, they want us to believe that anyway.

It might not have originally required surgery, but generations of medical technology led to the species changing.

Or, as I tend to think, back in the mists of time the Trill symbiotes were basically like Goa'uld. So while they could perform an invasive and traumatic pairing it's probably not the best start to a relationship.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Nodosaur posted:

Biologically, the Trill fall apart when you reach the premise that two species evolved together to have a symbiotic relationship that requires surgery. There's no way such a thing could arise in nature, but by god drat, they want us to believe that anyway.

Perhaps the surgery isn't an absolute requirement, but the modern (surgical) method has a lower mortality rate and is FAR less painful than the old rip-through-the-skin-with-your-teeth method. Sort of like how present-day humans use dentistry, or obstetrics.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epicurius posted:

The Jem'hadar aren't a naturally evolved intelligent species, though. They're artificially created cannon fodder with an expected life span of a few years because their only purpose is to throw their lives away for the founders.

So might be the Ocampa. It's irrelevant to the point.


Klingons having long adult lives is similarly irrelevant to when they become adults

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Isometric Bacon posted:

I think part of the reason TNG is so great is the man's early influence over it, even if it eventually succeeded in spite of him.

Could you imagine a mid 80s tv revival of 60s trek without his sensibilities setting the stage? It would have likely been a rehash of the wagon train in space idea, doubling down on a Kirk and spock like protagonists and likely pandering to earlier nostalgia and the popular image of Star Trek, rather than what Star Trek actually was.

Instead we got a show that opened with conflict free perfect socialistic future, philosophical judging of the human race from a god, big eared alien capitalist analogies as the bad guys, and a bald, humourless but thoughtful middle aged man as the protagonist.

As bizarre and problematic as some of those early episodes are, they really laid the groundwork to create a universe for all sorts of unique stories.

Ultimately perhaps the show was better of without him to evolve, but like George Lucas it takes a certain type of visionary to put the pieces in place to begin with.

Exactly. Fully Automated Gay Space Luxury Communism with no money was 100% Roddenberry, just like the idea of a multinational male/female starship crew 20 years prior.


Timby posted:

I think the one thing that Roddenberry deserves absolute credit for on TNG is restricting references to the original series heavily during the early seasons (outside of Admiral McCoy's cameo), because the show needed to stand on its own two feet. We've seen what happens when shows dive heavily into fan-service and continuity wanking (S4 of Enterprise, Disco, looking right at you).



Angry_Ed posted:

Literally the third episode of the series was a rehash of a TOS episode.

Yeah but overall the connections were so vague it was like S1 of RTD Doctor Who--is it a reboot, or is it a continuation? I personally
favor canon heavy stuff but I can't argue against the fact that it allowed the show to establish it's own identity.


Powered Descent posted:

Perhaps the surgery isn't an absolute requirement, but the modern (surgical) method has a lower mortality rate and is FAR less painful than the old rip-through-the-skin-with-your-teeth method. Sort of like how present-day humans use dentistry, or obstetrics.

Medieval Trill Bio 101: "The Symbiont makes it's way through the ear, and wraps around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the host highly susceptible to bragging about past lives."

curiousTerminal
Sep 2, 2011

what a humorous anecdote.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

You kinda see a glimmer of that when Kes suddenly has beach curls and a catsuit.

This was more because she was tired of her short wig and ears makeup, it just also had an unintended side effect of making her look older right before they wrote a really good episode about her with time travel Benjamin Button disease and then kicked her off because the show was failing and they needed titties to save it.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Wasn't there a DS9 episode where they went to the cave where the trill worms used to burrow into people's necks thousands of years ago?

I thought "surgery makes all of this way less likely to kill anyone" was cannon.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Comrade Fakename posted:

Kind of amazing it was Kes who turned out to be a sex offender.

Ethan Philips is a nice cool dude, he deserves no affiliation with neelix

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Angry_Ed posted:

Literally the third episode of the series was a rehash of a TOS episode.

That's more due to them being hard-up for scripts than anything else.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Nodosaur posted:

Biologically, the Trill fall apart when you reach the premise that two species evolved together to have a symbiotic relationship that requires surgery. There's no way such a thing could arise in nature, but by god drat, they want us to believe that anyway.
If the surgery is relatively basic I could see such a thing happening, although by basic I mean the equivalent of an ear piercing or a tattoo in terms of its impact on the Trill physiology. Of course, the symbionts themselves are relatively rare... and it seems as if they were prized, perhaps for the memories and added intellectual power they provided. Or for making your weenus bigger, who knows.

What I wonder is, was there some kind of clade of proto-Trills that the symbiotes could engage with? Was symbiosis of this sort wide-spread in the Trill ecology? Do they work like the Pandronians?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

it's in the mighty hands of steel
Fun Shoe

Comrade Fakename posted:

Kind of amazing it was Kes who turned out to be a sex offender.

... uh... #feminism?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nodosaur posted:

There's lots of problems with Neelix's character in the earlier season regarding his relationship with Kes, but calling him an abuser is going a bit too far, and he and Kes work out their issues and move apart from each other more or less maturely

He's a gaslighting control freak at first but I'll admit that he gets better and it wasn't predatory as much as extreme neckbeard insecurity

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Tears In A Vial posted:

she's three years old

She was one and a half (and that half is debatable) in the first season.

What's the difference, it's still just as gross if she was three, you may say (as a sane person would)? Well, if Ocampa age at roughly ten times the rate humans do...

...and it's a plot point that she hasn't even gone through puberty yet in a later season...

I mean, Neelix was absolutely 100% molesting an Ocampa prepubescent teenager (and even 'teenager', rather than 'preteen' is dubious).

But she's clearly a physically adult mature woman, some say! Well, I say that's only because the show's writers/producers knew they couldn't get away with casting a preteen girl as her actor!

Truly, Gene's legacy lived on well past his death.

(I feel bad for Ethan Phillips, he's a good actor, and a decent guy, from all accounts. I saw him as a medic in Glory the other day and recognized him immediately.)

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

The Bloop posted:

Also telepathy may well make up for short lifespans if they can matrix dump rote knowledge and every moment can be in pursuit of new experiences


Edit: also the jem'hadar have basically the same lifespan and Klingons seem to be adults at single digit age

Also, the Jem'Hadar don't actually seem to have an abnormally short lifespan, they just all die before they make it to "Honored Elder" status. The guy bringing it up is eight, and he clearly doesn't think he's anywhere near said elder status. The Second in The Ship was, what, in his mid-twenties?

I mean, maybe they do naturally die fairly young, like, in their thirties or whatever. Still not UNDER loving TEN YEARS OLD.

...which could be a Neelix Porno title.

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

The Bloop posted:

He's a gaslighting control freak at first but I'll admit that he gets better and it wasn't predatory as much as extreme neckbeard insecurity

Man, I went through the experience of being groomed as a teenager and was given some extremely hosed up values and behaviors of my own that tormented me for most of my adult life that I'm still dealing with in therapy and struggling to make ammends for, and this comparison seriously bothers me. I don't want to make anyone feel bad, but I don't think I can continue with this.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Comrade Fakename posted:

Kind of amazing it was Kes who turned out to be a sex offender.

Hahaha

Senor Tron posted:

I'm always sad they got rid of Kes, because the idea of seeing her entire lifespan over the course of the show was great.

It would never have worked though, since the show wasn't allowed to have story arcs.

Sometimes I imagine the actors going up to Rick Berman: "I wanna leave the show."
Berman: "you can't leave. Nobody leaves." *gets a gun out of his desk drawer* "the viewers wouldn't understand."

Nullsmack
Dec 7, 2001
Digital apocalypse

EimiYoshikawa posted:

She was one and a half (and that half is debatable) in the first season.
Source? Memory-alpha has her at 2 at the beginning of Voyager which puts her in her 20s in human years.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
No one cares about the Neelix thing, no one even cares about Voyager

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

No one cares about the Neelix thing, no one even cares about Voyager

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Computer, create a reptile capable of defeating Data.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Angry_Ed posted:

Computer, create a reptile capable of defeating Data.



Computer, make this a metal iguana, and incline the top 30 degrees.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Angry_Ed posted:

Computer, create a reptile capable of defeating a franchise.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Angry_Ed posted:

Computer, create a reptile capable of defeating Data.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

C'mon, man, that's an amphibian.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

McNally posted:

C'mon, man, that's an amphibian.



what now? :smuggo:

Orv
May 4, 2011
Computer, delete the lizard.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I've started watching Next Generation due to never bothering with Trek and it being on netflix, and I'm onto the second season. I overall enjoyed the first season although skipped episode 3 on recommendation due to it apparently being incredible racist. The season 2 episode "The Outrageous Okana" the only one I've had to stop partway through though because my god Data's subplot in that one is the most annoying thing I've ever seen (I had to stop when he meets the old comedian in the holodeck because their Jerry Lewis impersonation was insufferable).

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Season 2 is decent, and Season 3 is arguably the show's best.

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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Whenever I hear about kirk and uhura deliberately loving up the non-kiss takes of the famous moment, I just think of this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6NUQeb5noM

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