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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

blue footed boobie posted:

It never occurred to me that prick was something you’d have to redact.

think of any 3 letter racial slur and it's that. something with a J... or a W... or A if you're n***asteve

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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too horny for Egypt

https://twitter.com/cryindivaa/status/1142954800365080578

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




They’ll take him at Rangers, he can play with Lafferty

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1145076533196992512

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Good

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

And they're honored, of course.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Whizley Sneijder

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://www.marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2019/06/29/5d17aa04268e3ecb4f8b458d.html

quote:

Spanish club changes name to Flat Earth FC

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

I hope Oliwan and his husband shared the piss with any bystanders and didn't just drink it all down themselves

sprotto
Jul 16, 2017



quote:

"We are a professional football club in the Spanish fourth tier and we are born to unite the voices of millions of flat earth movement followers and all those people who are looking for answers," announced Poves.


fat gay nonce posted:

I hope Oliwan and his husband shared the piss with any bystanders and didn't just drink it all down themselves

big time lol to all of this

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pamela Anderson has ditched noted smart man Adil Rami, accusing him of physical agression. The timing is most excellent as Rami just appeared on the French edition of Fort Boyard raising funds for victims of domestic abuse.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

julian assflange posted:

Pamela Anderson has ditched noted smart man Adil Rami, accusing him of physical agression. The timing is most excellent as Rami just appeared on the French edition of Fort Boyard raising funds for victims of domestic abuse.

No poo poo. All the funds he raises is going to her legal bills because he doesn't want to pay for it.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

CyberPingu posted:

No poo poo. All the funds he raises is going to her legal bills because he doesn't want to pay for it.

lol

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
What the gently caress, Fort Boyard is stil going?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

HJB posted:

What the gently caress, Fort Boyard is stil going?

Yeah the French love it

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Remember when Melinda Messenger used to be on it? :swoon:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

HJB posted:

What the gently caress, Fort Boyard is stil going?

in france it never stopped,

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
https://twitter.com/mediotiempo/status/1150941447950127104

Player in Chile was upset that he was ejected from the match so he leaves, returns with a loaded pistol, and shoots one of the opposing players.

[Don't bother clicking on article; ad heavy]

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Tortilla Maker posted:

https://twitter.com/mediotiempo/status/1150941447950127104

Player in Chile was upset that he was ejected from the match so he leaves, returns with a loaded pistol, and shoots one of the opposing players.

[Don't bother clicking on article; ad heavy]

What’s Joey Barton doing in Chile?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Tortilla Maker posted:

https://twitter.com/mediotiempo/status/1150941447950127104

Player in Chile was upset that he was ejected from the match so he leaves, returns with a loaded pistol, and shoots one of the opposing players.

[Don't bother clicking on article; ad heavy]
Why does all of the wildest poo poo happen in the South American lower divisions

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Crazy Ted posted:

Why does all of the wildest poo poo happen in the South American lower divisions

Look at the state of that pitch for your answer.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

XBenedict posted:

Look at the state of that pitch for your answer.
That story brought to mind the lower league Brazilian ref that literally got beheaded with a machete a few years ago.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

XBenedict posted:

What’s Joey Barton doing in Chile?

Speaking of which

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/fleetwood-town-manager-joey-barton-charged-with-actual-bodily-harm


quote:

Joey Barton, the manager of Fleetwood Town, has been charged with causing actual bodily harm after his Barnsley counterpart, Daniel Stendel, was left with facial injuries following a fracas in the South Yorkshire football club’s tunnel, police said.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


As Sun Tzu once said in The Art Of War, have some of this you fat prick

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1151849071877005312?s=19

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lmao that’s a good insult from Shelvey

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Shelvey is absolutely a guy who looks like he lives on a council estate, owns a pit bull and has a couch in his front garden.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

CyberPingu posted:

Shelvey is absolutely a guy who looks like he lives on a council estate, owns a pit bull and has a couch in his front garden.

He lives in a castle and is a vampire

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Please don’t make fun of my friend Jonjo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Angel Rangel was Jonjo's minder at Swansea. Drove him around the pubs on a Wednesday night and kept him out of trouble with the inbreds.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sassassin posted:

Angel Rangel was Jonjo's minder at Swansea. Drove him around the pubs on a Wednesday night and kept him out of trouble with the inbreds.

Sounds like a dollar store version of Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Xabi posted:

Please don’t make fun of my friend Jonjo.

Friendship with Dr Acula Ended, Now Jonjo is my best friend.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

sassassin posted:

Angel Rangel was Jonjo's minder at Swansea. Drove him around the pubs on a Wednesday night and kept him out of trouble with the inbreds.

Glad he was kept away from you aha

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



TelekineticBear! posted:

Glad he was kept away from you aha

:wow:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Article in Italian

https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Juventus/18-07-2019/trezeguet-fermato-ubriaco-torino-patente-ritirata-340969060527.shtml

David Trezeguet got caught drunk driving in Turin after going to a wine tasting with Camoranesi. At first he refused to take te breathalyzer and called the cops “peasants, poors, you’re not even making 2000 euros”. The he blew a .15 (the legal limit 0.05) and had his license taken away.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Didn’t know that Trezeguet was such a oval office but I guess you learn something new every day.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


He’s a footballer OP, it’s pretty safe to assume

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

Article in Italian

https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Juventus/18-07-2019/trezeguet-fermato-ubriaco-torino-patente-ritirata-340969060527.shtml

David Trezeguet got caught drunk driving in Turin after going to a wine tasting with Camoranesi. At first he refused to take te breathalyzer and called the cops “peasants, poors, you’re not even making 2000 euros”. The he blew a .15 (the legal limit 0.05) and had his license taken away.
Sure, call the cops in a famously corrupt country a bunch of loving peasants that sounds like a fantastic idea.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Crazy Ted posted:

Sure, call the cops in a famously corrupt country a bunch of loving peasants that sounds like a fantastic idea.

He's a football player. It's a pretty safe bet he'd be an idiot too.

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