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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Where the HELL is my Family Circus family restaurant? Pawg From Produce fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Jul 5, 2019 |
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Toronto goons officially the worst goons for not going all in on this ridiculous poo poo
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Jul 5, 2019 13:23
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Time was something like this would get posted and there would be a goon meet shortly thereafter, and tryhard posters waxing homeric about the potential for economic rejuvenation of the citys urban core through terrible orange lasagna Weve all been there. With an orange suit, cowboy cut lasagna and a goddamn American Dream 
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Jul 5, 2019 17:08
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Toronto goons officially the worst goons for not going all in on this ridiculous poo poo no we're both smart and handsome
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Jul 5, 2019 17:11
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Like The guy doing it is a gay Saudi Arabian failson whose oil baron dad gave him a bunch of money to keep him busy and out of the way
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Jul 5, 2019 17:19
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Amicus curiae posted:Why aren't Toronto goons ordering and posting their pizza's?? GBS is a disaster im not eating that thing for youse animals
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Jul 5, 2019 17:20
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Somebody ring up ol Doobie and let him know there's a big franchising opportunity available The bad frogger predates the Pepe thing right? Doobie probably could have done really well if he catered to chuds/alt-right shitheads.
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Jul 5, 2019 17:36
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FuhrerHat posted:im not eating that thing for youse animals You don't have to eat it
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Jul 5, 2019 17:37
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unpacked robinhood posted:You don't have to eat it but thats my problem captain, i will end up eating it if i find one in the trash ill take a picture
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Jul 5, 2019 17:40
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Toronto goons: afraid to buy pizza because of poor self control; will dig in dumpster for others amusement Always helpful to develop new stereotypes
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Jul 5, 2019 17:48
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youre welcome world
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Jul 5, 2019 17:49
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You know this probably wouldnt be so bad if he didnt try to compete with something like Uber eats. Like, if he invested all this effort and resources into the actual food it would basically just be a theme cafe. Then just sell overpriced unique lasagna , deserts shaped like Garfield characters, and concert priced merchandise.
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Jul 5, 2019 18:19
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yu-yuuum https://www.instagram.com/p/ByV1iV8hAmw/?utm_source=ig_embed
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Jul 5, 2019 18:28
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All those articles about developing the app and why it had to be an app and they're already using uber eats. Smh
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Jul 5, 2019 18:34
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Hmm, Heathcliff food. Heathcliff... Food Heathcliffood *bags of money materialize in Dr. Quarex's hands* My billion-dollar idea at last Now I am off to reinvest it all in cannot-fail Marmadukeleles
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Jul 5, 2019 19:22
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Toronto goons officially the worst goons for not going all in on this ridiculous poo poo I know right, just think of all the classic epic goon ownage we're missing out on: -wading through the patina of journalists, bloggers, YouTubers, and podcasters that has surrounded the restaurant exhaustively documenting it for the past month to take a picture of the building indistinguishable from anyone else's -recording placing a $60 order under the name Stairs N. House or Push R. Bot while fighting back chortles the whole time -doing a five page write-up about how eating fast food is a tortuous near-death experience and tastes like a diarrhea dump from a caribou's rear end in a top hat -making it 2005 again through science or magic so flash mobs, fauxtests, and goon meets are once again valid ways of annoying people who are just trying to work their lovely customer service job Get it together Toronto!
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Jul 5, 2019 19:32
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garfaccino
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Jul 5, 2019 19:38
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Didn't even try the free plates. Low quality review
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Jul 5, 2019 19:39
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How do you gently caress up Pizza so bad?
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Jul 5, 2019 20:24
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Ziv Zulander posted:The guy doing it is a gay Saudi Arabian failson whose oil baron dad gave him a bunch of money to keep him busy and out of the way I think this gets me more than just the idea of the restaurant the 'meta' (sorry, hate that word, but I guess it works) idea of this guy, overall. Born into a position where, feasibly, anything is attainable in life and you can have or do or be given the means to accomplish pretty much anything you desire. And you're such an annoying idiot that you're still given literally anything just to "please, just..please gently caress off forever, ok?" Which he promptly does and uses his limitless 'please go away' fund to craft a project for himself that, when even looked at and considered by anyone who has NO IDEA of this...is still so annoying and lame that people want nothing to do with it. The shear scale of personal ineptitude and dislike surrounding the man has to be palpable from rooms away even if you can't directly see him or are aware of his presence.
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Jul 5, 2019 20:59
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It's nice to know that even in cultures where being gay can get you executed there are still that special strain of priveleged rich gay dude who just obliviously fritters away at their dumb vanity projects while ignoring all the peers being ground into paste by the system they sit high atop.
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Jul 5, 2019 21:47
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If he wasnt rich hed be heading for trouble!!! 
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Jul 5, 2019 21:52
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Saudi Arabia will literally chop off your head. Lol!
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Jul 5, 2019 21:53
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yea pretty crazy, thanks.
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Jul 5, 2019 21:58
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Just checking, does his book actually state he's gay, or is everyone assuming because it makes mention of his "sexuality" which could mean almost anything in Saudi Arabia? Not that it changes anything tho.
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Jul 5, 2019 21:59
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He goes ham on the d like Garfield hitting a pan of lasagna.
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Jul 5, 2019 22:00
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Garfield MEETS app app for garf loving singles looking to bone and collect paw points redeemable in built in garfield mini games
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Jul 5, 2019 22:04
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Ziv Zulander posted:The guy doing it is a gay Saudi Arabian failson whose oil baron dad gave him a bunch of money to keep him busy and out of the way I was aware of this, but I feel I am no closer to any of the answers.
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Jul 5, 2019 22:12
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numberoneposter posted:Garfield MEETS app Garfield Meats
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Jul 5, 2019 22:19
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GrfieldMeets really helps ME play the 'FIELD
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Jul 5, 2019 22:21
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I didn't see this posted yet, but Toronto youtube man Thought Slime did a video on the whole Garfield Eats... situation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc2HrvmBOH4
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Jul 5, 2019 22:23
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Baronjutter posted:I didn't see this posted yet, but Toronto youtube man Thought Slime did a video on the whole Garfield Eats... situation? You couldn't pay me to click that.
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Jul 5, 2019 22:50
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Pewdiepie posted:You couldn't pay me to click that. Well obviously For the rest of us, Thought Slime is good people, and usually pretty solid commentary on issues. This one's a bit weaker than his usual output.
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Jul 5, 2019 22:58
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Somfin posted:Well obviously Yeah he's just absolutely flabbergasted by it and doesn't have much to say. I'm learned more just from this thread. The creator of this whole operation is even more crazy and sad than I thought.
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Jul 5, 2019 23:01
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The thought slime guy seems to have slanted ..teeth? and while I find the overall video good I'm a superficial man who deserves death
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Jul 5, 2019 23:03
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah he's just absolutely flabbergasted by it and doesn't have much to say. That video was made in March*, unless he built a time machine I don't think it's fair to criticize him for not having almost four months of updates and new information in that video. *The same day as the OP made this thread, so there's a pretty good chance that it's exactly what led to this thread being created in the first place.
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Mordja posted:Just checking, does his book actually state he's gay, or is everyone assuming because it makes mention of his "sexuality" which could mean almost anything in Saudi Arabia? Not that it changes anything tho. I mean, look at old video clips of him when he was trying to make it in hollywood
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Jul 6, 2019 02:36
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Like It's aimed at investors from Dubai
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Moridin920 posted:It's aimed at investors from Dubai
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Garfield Eats Crap
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