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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Xlorp posted:

Thou art a villainous verticillium. Thy hen of the woods has loudly and lustily found you out for eternal chagrin and shame.

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?!

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Xlorp posted:

Thou art a villainous verticillium. Thy hen of the woods has loudly and lustily found you out for eternal chagrin and shame.
I’ll push your poo poo in and stuff your face--
Aurelius, you cocksucker; Furius, you little bitch--
since you think that my little poems
have gone soft and I must not be too upright!
It’s true; the devoted poet should stand erect
in his values, but not necessarily in his little
poems, which are truly witty and charming
when they're a little soft, and not too stiff,
but can still cause a little tingling--
I don't just mean for youth, but for hairy men
who can't make their own loins stand upright!
You! You read about my "many kisses"
and doubt I'm fully a man?
I’ll push your poo poo in and stuff your face.

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jul 2, 2019

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Grouchio posted:

I’ll push your poo poo in and stuff your face--
this is an interesting translation of "pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" but I'm on board

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Data Graham posted:

Like if my friend uses "implicitly" to mean "explicitly", do I just go with it and learn his quirks,
Ironically, that's what you literally do.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
A dictionary is a historical record, not a rule book.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick"

Sorry buddy, language just changed and you can't get mad about that! :smug:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Freakazoid_ posted:

Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick"

Sorry buddy, language just changed and you can't get mad about that! :smug:

A reverse Santorum.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

Freakazoid_ posted:

Xiahou now means "I suck Trump's dick"

Sorry buddy, language just changed and you can't get mad about that! :smug:

Please do not besmirch the family name of Xiahou Dun, historical badass

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



*chomps own eyeball*

Ohthehugemanatee
Oct 18, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

this is an interesting translation of "pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" but I'm on board

I always heard it as "I will sodomize you and face-gently caress you" which is probably one of my favorite first lines of any poem.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/1146221349855268865

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


mycomancy posted:

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?!

I do but blow you the devil's tune upon mine handy-trumpet

Xlorp fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jul 3, 2019

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
try to stay on topic folks

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Party Plane Jones posted:

try to stay on topic folks

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Details are still coming in, but there was a large earthquake (~6.4) in inland Southern California.

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-earthquake-california-shake-quake-20190704-story.html

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

didn't independence day start this way?

I'd love to see strong daddy trump try *~the art of the deal~* on some aliens.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Earthquake probably sucked for a lot of people buy it was fun for me!
"Am I drunk? I didn't drink THAT much last night...
... OOOOH. Earthquake! Yay!"

Shaking was felt really far away, which is kinda surprising to me. Lots of mountain in the way.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love
https://twitter.com/immortaltech/status/1147156190633369600?s=21

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Actual exchange when I found out.
Wife: They cast the Little Mermaid. Ariel, she's not even a redhead!
Me, a redhead: One way or another she better dye!
Wife, showing me a picture: Here's who they cast
Me, sheepishly: Well, if she wants to keep her natural hair...

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

mystes posted:

I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?

What color is your hair!?

Fart Amplifier
Apr 12, 2003

mystes posted:

I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?

I can see the nostalgic appeal for having a similar appearance, but generally a completely fresh imagining (like Heath Ledger's joker) is more satisfying to me when done well.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mystes posted:

I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?

GITS you on outta heyaaaa

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I love how the world we live in means this discussion is on topic

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


mystes posted:

I'm not sure it's necessarily important or even desirable for a character in a live action remake of a cartoon to look physically similar to the cartoon character?

In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead.

But that's also really reaching because very few people actually know that particular bit of trivia.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Honestly Ariel's casting might be problematic if they were trying to pull a Great Soviet Encyclopedia and redact all evidence the animated movie ever existed, but since they aren't nobody should care.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Kith posted:

In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead.

But that's also really reaching because very few people actually know that particular bit of trivia.

Well in the version she represents the Black Sea?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Kith posted:

In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead.

But that's also really reaching because very few people actually know that particular bit of trivia.

She's Ethiopian then. :getin:

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1147271779825717249?s=21

Miami Herald and Julie Brown doing some good work

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Kith posted:

In this instance I can kinda-sorta see it being important because Triton's daughters were supposed to represent the Seven Seas and Ariel being the representative of the Red Sea doesn't make any sense without her being a redhead.

But that's also really reaching because very few people actually know that particular bit of trivia.

It’s a live action Disney remake of a cartoon which means it will be bad and tedious and forgotten about soon after its release so really nothing matters about it. I’m glad they cast a black girl in it regardless because it makes terrible people angry and it’s nice for black female representation in any sort of predominantly white format like Disney films

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
Wrong thread

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


PerniciousKnid posted:

Well in the version she represents the Black Sea?

:drat:

Aesop Poprock posted:

It’s a live action Disney remake of a cartoon which means it will be bad and tedious and forgotten about soon after its release so really nothing matters about it. I’m glad they cast a black girl in it regardless because it makes terrible people angry and it’s nice for black female representation in any sort of predominantly white format like Disney films

Oh yeah the representation owns hard don't get me wrong, I was just trying to share some neat trivia in a way that contributed to the conversation :shobon:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Oh wow. After reading "Bad Blood," anything to do with David Boies is purestrain schad fuel.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Let them fight.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Uh, holy gently caress!
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1147656467341807616?s=21

Edit: credit to iron prince of the lol thread

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

LordSloth posted:

Uh, holy gently caress!
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1147656467341807616?s=21

Edit: credit to iron prince of the lol thread

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Discendo Vox posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed.

I’m thinking Bingo cards?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

That seems in poor taste considering the nature of the crimes we're talking about here.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Discendo Vox posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a betting pool on names revealed.

Come on Mitch McConnell daddy needs a Mitch McConnell.

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Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Skippy McPants posted:

That seems in poor taste considering the nature of the crimes we're talking about here.

I believe they mean johns, not victims.

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