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I guess I'm just a fellow fat rear end because I'm really not seeing how this guy is the rear end in a top hat here. So what if he goes for food and company? Isn't that literally what a party or hanging out with friends is? And he even did ask the group before he went in for 3rds. Yeah hes a horrendous glutton, but drat its better than all that food going to waste
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revmoo posted:Agreed, I don't get why I'm not allowed to call myself a doctor either. You can though? Obviously you can't present yourself as a medical doctor and try to treat people, but no one gives a poo poo if you decide to stick a pointless title in front of your name.
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Fantastic Flyer posted:How big is this motherfucker that he can eat three feet of a six foot party sub? i assume at least three feet tall
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Jul 7, 2019 19:44
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Super Waffle posted:I guess I'm just a fellow fat rear end because I'm really not seeing how this guy is the rear end in a top hat here. So what if he goes for food and company? Isn't that literally what a party or hanging out with friends is? And he even did ask the group before he went in for 3rds. Yeah hes a horrendous glutton, but drat its better than all that food going to waste Apparently the party had like 4 more hours to go and like unless everyone is packing up and there’s not enough time to be hungry inhaling like 20 servings of communal food is general not cool
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Jul 7, 2019 19:45
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Apparently the party had like 4 more hours to go and like unless everyone is packing up and there’s not enough time to be hungry inhaling like 20 servings of communal food is general not cool  I'm learning a lot about party subs and UFC events.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:49
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Apparently the party had like 4 more hours to go and like unless everyone is packing up and there's not enough time to be hungry inhaling like 20 servings of communal food is general not cool eating deli meat that had been sitting on the counter for like 5 hours seems like a cool way to get food poisoning. Maybe fatty is actually a hero who saved his "friends" from missing work the next day.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:53
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LadyPictureShow posted:
drat that's a long event.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:53
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Also party subs can be pretty expensive, from $50 to $100 depending on where you get them from and the quality. This guy ate half of that himself, which means half of the money put into providing this sub went into one fatass. He admits to having essentially an eating addiction and being "starving" an hour after eating a foot of it himself, so chances are this isn't the first party he's pulled this kind of thing at. "Well this entire platter of wings has been out for an hour and nobody said anything when I asked if they were going to eat it, so I may as well eat it all."
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Jul 7, 2019 19:54
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Party subs are an abomination in general so if anything he was taking one for the team.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:54
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Ok I didn't realize the event was so long and there was still so much time left. Gonna have to rescind my verdict 
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Jul 7, 2019 19:55
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That is definitely a man who everyone talks behind his back because whenever he goes to a party he inhales most of the food but everyone is too polite to say anything. Always keep in mind that when someone asks AITA and describes themselves doing a big rear end in a top hat thing, it's probably not a one-off event. They're like this all the time.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:57
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What I don't get is why the motherfucker eyefucks the sub for over an hour clearly understanding he should wait awhile and then decides to inhale the entire loving thing instead of eating another piece I mean goddamn
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Jul 7, 2019 19:58
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thatguy posted:What I don't get is why the motherfucker eyefucks the sub for over an hour clearly understanding he should wait awhile and then decides to inhale the entire loving thing instead of eating another piece I mean goddamn He was "starving" an hour after eating a foot-long and admits to an eating addiction, so I'm chalking it up to a serious lack of self-control and being 400+ pounds.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:59
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Comradephate posted:eating deli meat that had been sitting on the counter for like 5 hours seems like a cool way to get food poisoning. How do you like pack a lunch if you get sick that easy? 
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Jul 7, 2019 20:00
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The whole point of deli meat is that it can sit out, that's like its whole loving thing.
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My favourite part is that if he ate 3 ft overall, his original '1 serving' is a full foot and a half, so he originally ate a quarter of a sandwich it sounds like was meant to be the main food for what is at least half a dozen people, then decided it was fine if he rounded it up to half and thought no one would notice the fat man stuffing 36 inches of sandwich in his mouth
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Jul 7, 2019 20:12
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i vomit kittens posted:Can I get in trouble for receiving pics I never asked for? "Do I need a lawyer or" means he's also just plain stupid as all hell. He needs a lawyer, and other stuff is going to happen. e: He's a perv but whether or not he can be convicted of anything depends entirely on how courts are set up wherever he's from.
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He also doesn't grab a reasonable portion. For seconds he grabs a piece that's a foot and a half long for gently caress's sake. Then in his infinite wisdom he grabs another piece that's a foot and a half long an hour later. Those things are meant to be eaten in 3-6 inch pieces. He's definitely the rear end in a top hat and needs help.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:12
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shovelbum posted:So everyone has to rename their internationally recognized jobs to respect the PE desire to smug at programmers? No flight engineers, no ship's engineers? That's what the law and the precedent about the law says. But you're free to, and I encourage you to, dispute it. Microsoft's Montreal office is the most famous case. IIRC they paid a very large fine over hiring Software Engineers who didn't have Iron Rings.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:25
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watching a guy eat 3 feet of sandwich sounds like way better entertainment than that ufc fight
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Jul 7, 2019 20:29
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xtal posted:That's what the law and the precedent about the law says. But you're free to, and I encourage you to, dispute it. Microsoft's Montreal office is the most famous case. IIRC they paid a very large fine over hiring Software Engineers who didn't have Iron Rings. It just seems like bullshit that they have legislated the title to mean specifically "iron ring guy" when words have many meanings.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:30
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xtal posted:That's what the law and the precedent about the law says. But you're free to, and I encourage you to, dispute it. Microsoft's Montreal office is the most famous case. IIRC they paid a very large fine over hiring Software Engineers who didn't have Iron Rings. a software engineer sued in I think Oregon over a similar statute and he won
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Jul 7, 2019 20:32
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thatguy posted:a software engineer sued in I think Oregon over a similar statute and he won It's really weird that states and provinces legislate this in light of positions like this https://www.algonet.com/job/second-engineer-7/ Where engineer is the federally recognized and mandated title
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Jerry Cotton posted:"Do I need a lawyer or" means he's also just plain stupid as all hell. He needs a lawyer, and other stuff is going to happen. It's Arizona, which means he could have raped her and would probably get him a "But he has such a bright future! Let's just not do this again, eh?" I mean unless he's Hispanic, then he's going to be in prison for the next twenty years. It's a terrible state filled to the brim with white rich boomer vacation houses and tons of jackasses with sun-fried brains. On the topic of the 18yo with the rear end in a top hat father that's basically disowning him: since his parents are obviously rich and financial aid would be out, is there anything legal he can do or is that poor dude just hella out of luck? I have to agree sub-eater up there isn't at fault if stuff happened how he said. If you ask and they don't go for seconds, especially after a couple hours, the food is free game.
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Scathach posted:On the topic of the 18yo with the rear end in a top hat father that's basically disowning him: since his parents are obviously rich and financial aid would be out, is there anything legal he can do or is that poor dude just hella out of luck? Parents (generally) aren't legally obligated to provide for their adult children. The dad is obviously an rear end in a top hat, but there's no financial obligation there. At best he can appeal the aid process, and if he is able to show his parents aren't supporting him he may find himself eligible for assistance. Just not from the parents.
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TheAardvark posted:I made the mistake of looking this one up and holy gently caress the MRA people commenting "what else should the father have done? It was cheaper to lie to him for 18 years than leave and pay alimony for his real children" are some of the most anger inducing poo poo I've read in a long time. When you see children exclusively as gently caress trophies and have no empathy for living creatures that you have had two decades to bond with, then yeah that’s the kind of response you poo poo out. Seeing everything in the world as an Excel spreadsheet is just how it is for some people, especially when that Excel sheet becomes an extension of their own ego. All these MRA types care about is money, they’re such greedy little pricks.
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Scathach posted:I have to agree sub-eater up there isn't at fault if stuff happened how he said. If you ask and they don't go for seconds, especially after a couple hours, the food is free game. It's only a sandwich so it's not worth blowing up friendships over, but he is totally at fault because he ate three loving feet of sandwich completely to himself, even after already having had some of it. In a communal setting like that, with communal food, even if your friends are too busy watching the fights to answer you, just have some loving decorum and self control and don't gorge on all the food. What's more, the way he framed it (my friends ate all my wings and so I missed out on them) shows that he has an extremely unhealthy relationship with food, so even if his friends had been totally cool with him stuffing his face with three feet of sandwich, it would still have been a wrong and bad thing to do. It's ridiculous and disgusting gluttony.
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HIJK posted:When you see children exclusively as gently caress trophies and have no empathy for living creatures that you have had two decades to bond with, then yeah that’s the kind of response you poo poo out. Seeing everything in the world as an Excel spreadsheet is just how it is for some people, especially when that Excel sheet becomes an extension of their own ego.
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AITA for being too aggressive with my ‘furry’ roommate?quote:So, I was gonna get a single dorm, but my parents thought it was too expensive, so I got a double with a randomly assigned roommate. He was a bit awkward at first when I first met him and he didn't talk much. I noticed he had some kind of animal costume in his closet one time and thought it was for Halloween or something. Everything was generally okay up until the point he talked to me about "furries" and I thought it was alright, not for me, but do your own thing, you know? After this however, he started wearing it in the dorm while talking to his friends online. I usually have headphones on and our desks are facing away from each other, so it didn't really bother me too much, it was kind of weird though.
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Scathach posted:
In my fanfic fixit, the OP goes to his siblings, explain what their bio dad has done, and begged for financial assistance. The siblings are horrified and agreed, cutting bio dad out of their lives completely. Bio mom is on poo poo notice. OP graduates on time and has a successful career wherein the spoils are shared with his siblings and their children. Bio dad dies in a ditch. The End.
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AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby?quote:My son sat me and his mother down last week and told us he had gotten his girlfriend pregnant. He is only 17 and she is 16. I told him I was proud that he came forward to tell me, but I didn't get too far into the discussion before he told me that they are keeping the baby. Both have not graduated high school, and frankly, both are quite irresponsible. According to him, having a child is "easy" and not "really that hard". We tried to persuade him to look at other options, but he was adamant that they were going to have the kid and that was the end of that.
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby? Hell yeah brother, NTA
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Jul 7, 2019 21:41
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AITA for showing my best friend’s dad my dick?quote:So this one is kind of convoluted, but basically my best friends dad is a big gay teddy bear type who always makes inappropriate advances and jokes, but always in a more funny way than creepy and genuinely only to those he know can take it. wanna flash that dad
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby? NTA but the mom getting all upset over it sure is. I doubt she realizes that since her kid is underage thay means she's responsible for any kids he has.
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Jul 7, 2019 21:54
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby? NTA. Give this man all the prizes, all the awards, and a well-promoted speaking tour.
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Jul 7, 2019 21:58
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby? nta
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby?
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Haifisch posted:AITA for forcing my son to see how difficult it is to raise a baby? this dude is a fuckin hero
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