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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

lmao

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

This is officially the best thread on the forums now, lol

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I feel ashamed of my words and deeds

Anshu
Jan 9, 2019


Splicer posted:

Mrs. Splicer has been having a similar issue with trying to find decent female protagonist, non-YA genre fiction. Most of the women are either, well, the usual women in sci fi and fantasy, or the book is all about Exploring Female Themes. She just wants to read a book where a person goes around being a badass in space/elfland/space elfland and that person is also female. Bonus points if that person occasionally bangs people* and it's not treated like a big deal or in a weird male fantasy way.

She hated The Fade so much she made me read it just so she would have someone to get angry about it with.

*not, like, explicitly, but it's one of her pet peeves about women in fiction in general

Joking-but-serious: Has she looked at the Honor Harrington series?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Thanks for all the recommendations!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

I wrote a novel with a female protagonist
Name it or PM me!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

quote:

The kobold snarled. As a man, Drudrick instinctively wanted to protect his balls from the kobold, being as they were his most sensitive weak point.

quote:

Drudrick stepped from the bath and caught sight of his glistening body in the mirror. Sighing, he ran his eyes down his carefully groomed chest hair to the narrow, masculine hips perfectly framing a pendulous set of testicles.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Splicer posted:

Thanks for all the recommendations!

Name it or PM me!

[/quote]

lmao thats great, also i sent you a pm

Flavivirus
Dec 14, 2011

The next stage of evolution.

Splicer posted:

Thanks for all the recommendations!


I’m still working through it but Empress of Forever is really good - queer and female-led sci-fi that’s fun and adventurous and imaginative, like Guardians of the Galaxy with significantly more lesbians.

In general I definitely recommend Max Gladstone’s books, including the Craft Sequence, for imaginative speculative fiction with really well fleshed-out female and queer characters.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Nothing remotely set in stone yet, but I'm contemplating running an online game soon, both so I can finally say that I have successfully run a game as a GM(as my RL social life is near nonexistent these days and my online one ain't a whole lot better), and cause I'm tired of waiting for someone in these parts to get around to running a game that isn't a PBP game, still sorting out a lot of the specifics like system(probably will be an OSR system or possibly Advanced Fighting Fantasy, though Gamma World 7e, d6 Star Wars, and Battle Century G are all possibilities too), schedule(I'm thinking probably once a week, though every other week would be possible if necessary), and various other details too(like should it be text only or with voice chat as well, and I'd need to learn how to use Roll20 as well)

Hopefully by the time I'm ready I'll be able to find some people to play with

Darwinism
Jan 6, 2008


Anshu posted:

Joking-but-serious: Has she looked at the Honor Harrington series?

The first book is pretty decent if I remember right, as far as shameless Hornblower In Space ripoffs go, but then Weber just kept ramming those hams all over the keyboard and it turned into Space British Empire vs. Space Revolutionary France complete with Rob S. Pierre being a real actual character. And a whole planet that felt dedicated to the author's likes - oh you see they duel with katanas and eat 'Oriental' food and listen to country music!

Oh also the first book does that whole thing where the slaughter of tons of indigenous people is done 'unavoidably' and it goes into pretty disgusting milporn about the super awesome weapons being used to murder all those drugged-up savages just looking to loot and pillage civilized folks. So maybe it was less decent than I remember...

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Is there a thread for Fria Lagan's games? Would there be interest in one?

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Angrymog posted:

Is there a thread for Fria Lagan's games? Would there be interest in one?

I feel like maybe a "teen and young adult adventures" thread might be more lively, drawing in Bubblegumshoe, and…uh, the other games I'm sure exist.

Kierena
Oct 15, 2010
Has anyone seen a dice thread on here? We need to appreciate math rocks a bit more! :thunk:

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Angrymog posted:

Is there a thread for Fria Lagan's games? Would there be interest in one?

I'm definitely keen. Their Mutant games are my groups current craze, and we've got Forbidden Lands, Alien, Coriolis and Tales all lined up for after.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'd buy the Drudrick series of novels, just sayin'

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Drixit would be a horribly unoptimized 2e build, iirc.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

theironjef posted:

Gamma World 7e but the first power source is your magical superpowers and the second is the dark secret of your heritage.

and yes rolling double means you're a normal human girl with the dark secret you're just a normal human girl

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'd buy the Drudrick series of novels, just sayin'
Kind of want to do a Drudrick Initiative for men writing women.

P.S. the men writing women subreddit is one of the very few reddits I will wholeheartedly endorse

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

That Old Tree posted:

I feel like maybe a "teen and young adult adventures" thread might be more lively, drawing in Bubblegumshoe, and…uh, the other games I'm sure exist.

See, I'm not particularly interested in Loop or Flood at this moment in time :(

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Spiteski posted:

I'm definitely keen. Their Mutant games are my groups current craze, and we've got Forbidden Lands, Alien, Coriolis and Tales all lined up for after.

I'll see if I can sort out some sort of effort post then

thefakenews
Oct 20, 2012

Splicer posted:

Thanks for all the recommendations!

The Gutter Prayer by (noted writer of good rpg things) Gareth Hanrahan might suit. There are a number of point of view characters, but the primary protagonist is a woman, and there are a couple of cool female supporting characters.

The setting is pretty neat too. Kind of like Bas-Lag, but fun.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Splicer posted:

Mrs. Splicer has been having a similar issue with trying to find decent female protagonist, non-YA genre fiction. Most of the women are either, well, the usual women in sci fi and fantasy, or the book is all about Exploring Female Themes. She just wants to read a book where a person goes around being a badass in space/elfland/space elfland and that person is also female. Bonus points if that person occasionally bangs people* and it's not treated like a big deal or in a weird male fantasy way.

She hated The Fade so much she made me read it just so she would have someone to get angry about it with.

*not, like, explicitly, but it's one of her pet peeves about women in fiction in general
I didn't love it but The Traitor Baru Cormorant is goon-written and decent. Definitely not a happy world but it fits all your criteria.

Agent Rush
Aug 30, 2008

You looked, Junker!

Thank you!

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Coolness Averted posted:

and yes rolling double means you're a normal human girl with the dark secret you're just a normal human girl

Well yeah, because you still have the powers you got from both the thing you rolled doubles on and Engineered human, so you're basically faking having magical superpowers but also you make a great team leader. All like using gadgets and misdirection and stuff.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Coolness Averted posted:

and yes rolling double means you're a normal human girl with the dark secret you're just a normal human girl

Please don't doxx me and half my high-school friends

Anshu
Jan 9, 2019


Darwinism posted:

The first book is pretty decent if I remember right, as far as shameless Hornblower In Space ripoffs go, but then Weber just kept ramming those hams all over the keyboard and it turned into Space British Empire vs. Space Revolutionary France complete with Rob S. Pierre being a real actual character. And a whole planet that felt dedicated to the author's likes - oh you see they duel with katanas and eat 'Oriental' food and listen to country music!
I don't remember 'Oriental' food being one of Grayson's hats.

Darwinism posted:

Oh also the first book does that whole thing where the slaughter of tons of indigenous people is done 'unavoidably' and it goes into pretty disgusting milporn about the super awesome weapons being used to murder all those drugged-up savages just looking to loot and pillage civilized folks. So maybe it was less decent than I remember...
That does happen, but I would say that a) you're leaving out a lot of the book's surrounding context, and b) the first Honor Harrington novel (the author's first, IIRC?) is very much an early effort. Where people think the series hits its stride will vary, as will when they think it starts overstaying its welcome, but I don't think it'll be controversial to say that there's a gradual rise in quality after the first book that levels out and then starts to decline.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/BW/status/1148254900452810754?s=20

. . .

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Personally I'm not against the idea of professional DM's, but 500 dollars a session is ridiculous, seems more like the kind of thing that would be in the range of say 30 to 50 bucks a session(assuming that each player pitches in 5 to 10 bucks each), and maybe buy them dinner and/or some booze too if it's done in person

Cassa
Jan 29, 2009
12.50/hour is pretty lovely for four hours of creative work.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

drrockso20 posted:

Personally I'm not against the idea of professional DM's, but 500 dollars a session is ridiculous, seems more like the kind of thing that would be in the range of say 30 to 50 bucks a session(assuming that each player pitches in 5 to 10 bucks each), and maybe buy them dinner and/or some booze too if it's done in person

I think $20 to $50 per hour, or even more for something exceptional, would be where I would feel okay

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Are we assuming no prep time, then?

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Splicer posted:

Mrs. Splicer has been having a similar issue with trying to find decent female protagonist, non-YA genre fiction. Most of the women are either, well, the usual women in sci fi and fantasy, or the book is all about Exploring Female Themes. She just wants to read a book where a person goes around being a badass in space/elfland/space elfland and that person is also female. Bonus points if that person occasionally bangs people* and it's not treated like a big deal or in a weird male fantasy way.

She hated The Fade so much she made me read it just so she would have someone to get angry about it with.

*not, like, explicitly, but it's one of her pet peeves about women in fiction in general

Has she read any of the female-led Discworld books? Susan Sto Helit is one of my favorite protagonists in fiction

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

500 dollars is something you'd pay for a loving novelist or professional setting writer to GM. Or maybe if the group is doing an unspeakably nasty and unholy ERP and need someone to guide their Furry multi dicked OCs through the piss forest.

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



That's crazy that people pay 500 bucks for a session, but what's even more crazy is those sale numbers for 5e starter set.

Also, not crazy that the amount is 500. I think that's worth it if he's supplying all equipment, set up, tear down, prep and dealing with a bunch of people for four hours of game time (plus an hour for set up I assume) that's not that bad.
I just think it's more crazy that there is a market for it that's supporting these people.

Not totally surprising though, I was going to join a game a while ago that had 4/5 players, and got as far as the GM collecting the payments for the session that I had no idea about. Was 30USD per person for the session. Everyone else was "Yeap, here's the paypal receipt" etc. I just politely noped the gently caress out because not what I had signed up for but everyone else was on board so vOv

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

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Hiring a professional performer for your party can easily be $150 an hour, a good GM is providing that service. Nothing wrong at all with $500 for this if you're doing it professionally and paying tax and providing supplies.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Cassa posted:

12.50/hour is pretty lovely for four hours of creative work.

Well I'm not really seeing it as an actual job, more as a way to encourage GM's to put their top effort in

but I'll admit I have somewhat skewed opinions on what people in creative fields should charge for their work

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner
from the article:

quote:

for $500, he’ll come to your office and run a D&D team-building activity.

this is undercharging

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Spiteski posted:

That's crazy that people pay 500 bucks for a session, but what's even more crazy is those sale numbers for 5e starter set.

Also, not crazy that the amount is 500. I think that's worth it if he's supplying all equipment, set up, tear down, prep and dealing with a bunch of people for four hours of game time (plus an hour for set up I assume) that's not that bad.
I just think it's more crazy that there is a market for it that's supporting these people.

Not totally surprising though, I was going to join a game a while ago that had 4/5 players, and got as far as the GM collecting the payments for the session that I had no idea about. Was 30USD per person for the session. Everyone else was "Yeap, here's the paypal receipt" etc. I just politely noped the gently caress out because not what I had signed up for but everyone else was on board so vOv

Honestly as much as we like to bitch about 5e, the actual physical quality of it and it's products is pretty good, and it's Starter Set is probably one of the better ones in recent years(as is the new Essentials Kit), not to mention it's available in a lot of stores(Target has been selling it for at least two years now, probably longer)

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
On the one hand if someone can get people to pay $500 a session for running D&D then more power to'em, you do whatever you can to make it through the month and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't try and run someone's dream campaign for $500 a pop.

On the other hand, I don't think I've ever had a GM in my entire life that I would say is worth paying $500 a session for. I'm not even sure how I would tabulate their skill on a dollar basis, but I can't really imagine what someone would have to do for me to say "this gaming session was unquestionably worth $500."

e; oh if it's like corporate teambuilding stuff then yeah, $500 is actually underselling yourself.

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.
500 bucks a session isn't that unreasonable when you consider it's at least 4 hours of session, maybe more, and probably a similar amount of prep, + paying for skills.

Also, as someone said, this is in an office environment.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Jesus remind me never to hang out with any of you skinflints.

Buncha 5% tippers itt.

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