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The podcast What a Time to Be Alive (basically this thread in audio form) covered this like a year ago because a team of scientists researching the most ethical ways to cull the population apparently decided that the most humane way to kill an iguana was to grab it by the tail and whip it headfirst against a hard object. Bertrand Hustle posted:The fact that Celtic Frost covered an obscure new wave song from the 80s is the funniest part of all this The song was only four years old at the time and was a single, albeit not super successful. But not obscure either.
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When an iguana comes along, you must WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!
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The MSJ posted:Asking Florida Man to hunt anything is the opposite of making him stay out of trouble. Have you seen what we do to wild pigs? There will be canned hunts for iguana soon enough. Fun for the whole family! "FORE!", like our bogan cousins.
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Kinda amazed that given Americas obsession with guns and floridas notoriously lax gun laws that the humane solution wasn't "execute it with a smaller caliber pistol round to the face at close range, aiming down"
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We don't encourage people in Florida to shoot at things.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/flangy/status/1146996914375626753  quote:He was a major donor to leading Republican politicians, including former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio and President Donald Trump, the Times reported. 
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Pookah posted:
Maybe they thought it was actually a plastic skeleton?
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 THE IGUANAS HAVE FORMED AN ALLIANCE!!!  https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-alligators-surround-florida-body-20190705-7qwsqyhee5db3fpqwhqom5avhi-story.html
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I for one I mean, really, could they do a worse job than our Homo sapiens sapiens overlords?
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They're pretty much unchanged over millions of years. Must be doing something right.
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Talk about losing Karel Čapek's War Against the Newts!
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Zilla will soon rise to take vengeance on the Floridians for harming her kin.
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Cartoon Man posted:
 https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Killed-by-Pack-of-Dogs-Police-512296151.html The whole animal kingdom is in revolt. This unwarranted aggression against the iguanas will not be allowed to stand by the interspecies community.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:
Devoured By Dogges is a good username
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Woof
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Authorities: Explosion at Florida shopping plaza injures 21 The iguanas are still at it. They are not going down without a fight.
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Aesop Poprock posted:The restaurant was literally called PizzaFire lol ::cancels plans for Chernobyl Pierogi restaurant::
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AlbieQuirky posted:::cancels plans for Chernobyl Pierogi restaurant:: Of course that's a bad plan. You need Chernobyl boba tea.
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It’s a soup place specializing in fusion cuisine and it’s called Chernobowl.
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The Vladimir Illich Lenin Nuclear Power Plant themed restaurant: Located in pastoral Chernobyl, Ukraine the restaurant was built for high class dining as well as biodiesel production. Our highly trained staff is well known for their refinde taste and appreciation of alcoholic beverages and will be attentive to your every need. Please avoid using the female restroom facilities as they are currently being rebuilt to specification and are still contain hazardous amounts of toxic dust. Note: as the regular kitchen staff is currently unavailable all meals are prepared by a man we found loitering around the trash cans, he seems to know about cooking. Please leave a good comment on Yelp! if you know what is good for you.
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Enjoy a bottle of quality Soviet champagne from our finest cellars, delivered daily in little blue vans. "Vasily, you did clear out the bodies, yes?давай, давай!" Or: V.I.L Enterprises disclaims any responsiblilty for dental work arising from stray shot, bullets, and/or shell fragments in food.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Talk about losing Karel Čapek's War Against the Newts!
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nankeen posted:i hadn't heard of this book and i just started reading it because of you and it's basically immediately changed my life I am very glad! 
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Ridiculous, a bike could not even reach escape velocity much less act as a space vehicle. Who is hiding the truth? 
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Bobby Digital posted:It’s a soup place specializing in fusion cuisine and it’s called Chernobowl. Do they call their bathrooms the Chernobogs?
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Randaconda posted:https://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-col1-malaysia-durians-china-20190704-htmlstory.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab My town gets congested every weekend because of all the tourists from as near as Kuala Lumpur and as far as China coming to eat durians.
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M_Sinistrari posted:While I'm curious to try durian, I'm not sure about the smell. As it is, surströmming was too much for me. Durian smells like the dead end of a seldom-cleaned but often-pissed-in back alley.
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M_Sinistrari posted:While I'm curious to try durian, I'm not sure about the smell. As it is, surströmming was too much for me. Ah a chance to repost my favourite durian-related news item https://twitter.com/theage/status/990227911012683776
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Durian is actually delicious, but the smell takes some getting used to.
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It’s not clear to me why Tan needed the branch shot off. Why not use pruning shears like a normal person?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Durian is actually delicious, but the smell takes some getting used to. I tried some and it tasted exactly as it smelled, ie. bad.
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