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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RareAcumen posted:


Finally, shoes to dethrone Crocs

Cowboyonetta

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

Who the gently caress washed the mouse ball like that though?

Back in my day, we just popped them in our mouths and gave them a good swish to get all the hair off, then put them back in the mouse. Worked just fine.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Jamesman posted:

Back in my day, we just popped them in our mouths and gave them a good swish to get all the hair off, then put them back in the mouse. Worked just fine.

Lookit the youngin here, not using a perfectly good nostril.

its all nice on rice has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Jul 9, 2019

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Ms Adequate posted:

Trackballs owned but then they started putting lasers in the mice and how is anything gonna compete with lasers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q05iJ6jHu8

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


saw that and was like "haha, obvious plant, now where's the logo-"

there's no logo

god help us all

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's an obvious Photoshop. Obvious for anyone who's ever seen either a cock ring or a chew toy.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Paladinus posted:

It's an obvious Photoshop. Obvious for anyone who's ever seen either a cock ring or a chew toy.

"or"

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Paladinus posted:

It's an obvious Photoshop. Obvious for anyone who's ever seen either a cock ring or a chew toy.

or a baby teether, which is what it is

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MaliciousOnion posted:

or a baby teether, which is what it is



There is literally no difference between teethers and chew toys. In a different country, the same product is sold cheaper as a chew toy.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


...do you give dog chew toys to babies, Paladinus?

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Infinitum posted:

...do you give dog chew toys to babies, Paladinus?

My son can spend hours trying to get his food out of his kong ball, he loves it.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the stupidest thing I have ever made. I hope someone gets it.


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Je suis fatigue posted:

My son can spend hours trying to get his food out of his kong ball, he loves it.

I thought you said King Kong's balls!






*wondering if anyone remembers the same insane elementary school jokes as me*

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Je suis fatigue posted:

My son can spend hours trying to get his food out of his kong ball, he loves it.

Lol

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Epstein should probably just be hurled into an active volcano

I will contribute to the GoFundMe

are you trying to anger the volcano gods!? you only throw virgins incels into them. you throw sex pests into the sun to help fuel it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

snergle posted:

are you trying to anger the volcano gods!? you only throw virgins incels into them. you throw sex pests into the sun to help fuel it.

I will also contribute to the GoFundMe to launch all the sex pests into the sun

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

The Bloop posted:

I thought you said King Kong's balls!






*wondering if anyone remembers the same insane elementary school jokes as me*

That was my favorite joke as a kid. I told it to my girlfriend a few weeks ago and she just rolled her eyes. :smith:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Screaming Idiot posted:

Some people take balls in the face like champs

That reminds me, how's your mom doing?

Not great. Doctor says the next balls to the face will be her last.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Who What Now posted:

Not great. Doctor says the next balls to the face will be her last.

I'm up next so looks like she's only going to be half dead.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1148609251218116609

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS





DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

minus Stan Lee and plus Fred Rogers please.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

extremely cursed post

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Or the Christchurch shooting...

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Flavius Aetass posted:

extremely cursed post

That guy sucks

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Thank you for quoting this, I glossed over it the first time. Brilliant.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




DontMockMySmock posted:

minus Stan Lee and plus Fred Rogers please.

:hf: Thinking the exact same thing. Also need to replace everyone with heroes.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Leon Sumbitches posted:

That guy sucks

For a second I thought I had unignored randaconda

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Who What Now posted:

Not great. Doctor says the next balls to the face will be her last.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_puct6j1rma1vtts30.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I thought this was going to be “You sleep rather soundly....for a murderer.”

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

chitoryu12 posted:

I thought this was going to be “You sleep rather soundly....for a murderer.”

I thought it was gonna be waking up on the skyrim condemned-cart.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Leon Sumbitches posted:

That guy sucks

They were all posted by a homeless canadian cokehead friend of mine and yeah he does suck.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/PubicZirconium/status/1148623604160106501?s=19

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...



rip

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wrong rip!


rip taylor is immortal

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Watching my dude get hosed with elephant cum by Tom Green in memoriam.

[boyz ii men it's so hard to say goodbye.mp3]

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