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Instead of taking a comic strip and making it into a pizzeria they should have taken this pizzeria and made him into a comic strip
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How did this man get his hands on the proprietary orange sauce? Also the cheese is orange. He just MURDERED the trash pizza with a paint scraper. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Jul 8, 2019 |
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Jul 8, 2019 09:39
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I've seen that video like eight times, is that what that pizza was meant to look like?
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Jul 8, 2019 10:07
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Much like these forums, the pizza oven is also fueled by a trash fire 
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Jul 8, 2019 10:18
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Somfin posted:I've seen that video like eight times, is that what that pizza was meant to look like? Who are you to question mestre da pizza?!
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Jul 8, 2019 10:42
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Hello, my name is Thots and Prayers. You may know me from other Let's Reads like Shadow over Vegas: White Trash Mom Sacrificed for Nugs. Today we're going to be tackling: {Arabiolosis} - Mazri's 10 Laws to Convert From Thinking Species Into Feeling Species. Written by Nathen Mazri and edited by absolutely no one, not even Nathen Mazri. This book is 1/3 memoir and 1/3 self-help guide. The missing 1/3 is the work done to assemble those two pieces into some sort of coherent delivery as they're really just haphazardly woven together. There's ten chapters plus an introduction/preface/summary - let the entergagement begin! Intro/Preface Right off the bat we're greeted by the AuthorHouse.com mark of quality assurance letting us know the chocolate chip cookies coming will be of the best... Sorry, my bad - that's Toll House. AuthorHouse is a self-publishing outlet that will spam your ebook into every possible nook and cranny for the low, low price of $2,899 minimum. (This is the level where hardcover copies start to become available) Please note: $2,899 did not cover running spell check. (Quick aside: anything quoted is (sic)) summary posted:Nathen Mazri has become like a prisoner for injustice, like a soldier fighting for his life, and like a survivor thriving out of the kingdom for his freedom. All Nathen wanted was to feel alive. Nathen the surviving soldier prisoner only wanted to feel alive. And to write. But not read what he has written. He's more of an ideas man. quote:Nathen, a young Arab-Canadian man is leaving Laval in the French province of Quebec with his family to settle in a soon to be discovered a tyrannical kingdom of Arabia in the middle of the desert sinking his soul in monotony, an unspoken epidemic, and defeated by suppression for over 12 years of his life lingering with broken dreams, Scoliosis, sexual identity crisis, bipolar disease, and the struggle to claim true elusive love. Nathen's truest love turned out to be gigantic run-on sentences. Also as previously noted: the word 'bipolar' does not appear a single time in the book. I guess we're supposed to infer this is some sort of manic-phase creation? I dunno. quote:THE MOST SHOCKING REVELATION NEVER BEEN TOLD BEFORE I honestly think this is a reference to the Princess Diana conspiracy theory. preface posted:All that is written here is based on true facts. Narrated by Nathen Mazri. The names have been changed and kept anonymous to protect their identity and privacy to prevent any harm to their true identity. The matters publicized in the books were not of legitimate public interest or general opinion, rather of personal opinion based on experience. Well, it's certainly sounds like legalese. He is right about these matters not being of interest, I'll give him that. Cover Artist Synopsis posted:The Lebanese artist, Omar Yaman, expresses the symbolism of suppression instilled in the author's soul that has shaped him into the man he is today. The artistic black lines inspired by the "Farsi", Persian language with a long history of poetry and literature, express the strength and sorrow within shielded by the charisma and beauty of the author, Nathen Mazri, creating a man of passion, empathy, and ambition to fight suppression for eternity as the lines point to his petite lips as it the result of his words that gave him a voice to speak louder on the advocacy for freedom and the fight against suppression called Arabiolosis. The surrounding text implies that the artist Yaman wrote this but the gigantic rear end-kissing second sentence (of two) seems purestrain Mazri. I love the reference to the 'petite lips' of the charismatic, beautiful, passionate, empathetic, ambitious author. Also all this is talking about this Fiverr work of art:  Okay, enough with the book flotsam. Up next: Chapter 1: Saudi Arabia - Boring. And Suppressive. But Mostly Boring.
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(Also: it's a busy week coming up for me so updates will happen as I get time. Cheers!)
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Jul 8, 2019 21:42
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I love you
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Jul 8, 2019 21:54
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I really hope Garfield plays a pivotal role in his memoirs.
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Jul 8, 2019 22:03
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"Gradually it was revealed to Nathen that the line between good and evil does not run through nations, classes, or political parties, but through every cowboy cut lasagna"
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Jul 8, 2019 22:17
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Somfin posted:I've seen that video like eight times, is that what that pizza was meant to look like? Did you see how proud he was of it? That was actually the best case scenario for how that pizza turned out
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Jul 8, 2019 22:53
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How do I order this with the app?
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Jul 8, 2019 23:14
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is there a Garfield Without Garfield version of thsi
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Jul 8, 2019 23:40
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if the dude just hates saudi arabia and thats what this is all about i might buy 1 pizza from him
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Jul 8, 2019 23:43
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Buyin garfizzas to own the saudis
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Jul 8, 2019 23:48
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LadyPictureShow posted:Who are you to question mestre da pizza?! The video continuously escalates so perfectly it almost feels like it HAS to be a joke. At every step you think “oh gently caress me how can it get worse”, then they hit you with the trash fire, then the paint scrapper attack, and lol at the garnish flourish at the end
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Jul 9, 2019 02:09
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Thots and Prayers posted:Nathen's truest love turned out to be gigantic run-on sentences.  ing for the next chapter
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Jul 9, 2019 03:11
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Captain Beans posted:The video continuously escalates so perfectly it almost feels like it HAS to be a joke. At every step you think “oh gently caress me how can it get worse”, then they hit you with the trash fire, then the paint scrapper attack, and lol at the garnish flourish at the end Half a tube of mayo and...three jalapeno slices for garnish.
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Jul 9, 2019 03:30
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im trying to order some dominos pizza online and corn isnt listed on the menu do i have to phone and ask or bring my own whats the deal
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Jul 9, 2019 04:12
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Jul 9, 2019 04:17
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Half a tube of mayo and...three jalapeno slices for garnish. Those are olives duh Very italiano
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JK Fresco posted:Those are olives duh drat. For some reason I thought they were jalapeno slices. I guess I just don't have what it takes to be a real Mestre da pizza. I also lack the weird swagger.
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Jul 9, 2019 05:51
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Jul 9, 2019 05:54
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I envy the confidence of the trash pizza man.
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Jul 9, 2019 07:26
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Elderbean posted:I envy the confidence of the trash pizza man. *Tosses dough in air* *Tears on first toss* *Quickly puts it back on the counter and pinches it together like he meant to do that* *Leans back to smirk and throw up a cool peace sign*
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Jul 9, 2019 08:19
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Trash Fire Pizza Man had a whole thread of poo poo pizza dedicated to him not too long ago. A shame it didn't last long enough for the Garfster to revolutionize the medium with his orangey cardboard 4 pepperoni masterpieces
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Jul 9, 2019 09:10
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Wanna see him make a cappuccino.
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Jul 9, 2019 09:57
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Wanna see him make a cappuccino. *opens coffee maker and shovels in a mound of dirt and a dead cat* *turns to camera and winks*
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:*opens coffee maker and shovels in a mound of dirt and a dead cat* *Spits on top of the cup of coffee several times*
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Jul 9, 2019 11:15
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Adds a dollop of mayo instead of milk foam
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Jul 9, 2019 12:17
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steinrokkan posted:Adds a dollop of mayo instead of milk foam I think you mean squeezes in enough to fill half of the cup.
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Jul 9, 2019 12:23
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Three raisins on top plunk plunk plunk
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Jul 9, 2019 12:45
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How did I miss that he only has one hand on the table.
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Jul 9, 2019 12:59
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Arbuckle is crafty like that.
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Jul 9, 2019 14:12
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BigBadSteve posted:How did I miss that he only has one hand on the table. How long have you not noticed that How long has Garfield been running
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Jul 9, 2019 15:02
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just the restaurant version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54M9KMBQhsk
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Jul 9, 2019 16:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:*Tosses dough in air* Him twirling the pizza trowel thing and chunking up the deuce really elevate it Catupiry seems like some nasty poo poo, id rather eat provel
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Jul 9, 2019 16:12
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Him twirling the pizza trowel thing and chunking up the deuce really elevate it Are you sure that's not a paint knife or something like that?
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The thing he cuts it with is definitely some kind of paint scraper I don’t know what they call the thing they place the pizza in the oven with Chunk up the deuce means throw up a peace sign sideways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCCDBqJtuWk
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