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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
notable horsefucker as well as vicepresident of the united states of america, mike pence

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maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

freckle posted:

i just now recalled the time that Vice President of the United States, Michael Richard Pence, vigorously hosed a horse.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
like a lightning out of blue sky it just struck me that mike pence gets hosed by horses and loves it more than anything else ever

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hmm. IIRC Mike Pence fucks horses

can someone confirm

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Chokes McGee posted:

Hmm. IIRC Mike Pence fucks horses

can someone confirm

yes, he does

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
mike pence's children look like they know

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Pence tweeted about horses lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
he just loves em

but in the sexually deviant hosed up way because he's a repressed shithead

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

yes, he does

what the





this is hosed up!!

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Chokes McGee posted:

what the





this is hosed up!!

And down

And sideways

He's cool with any position

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Elephanthead posted:

Pence tweeted about horses lol

He is a horsefucker op

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.humansexmap.com/

made me immediately wonder if Mike Pence isn't cold all the way up there

then I realized he's never cold, either internally heated by the throb of the horse dong, or draped in still steaming horse nut

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike pence is cumshitter but not in the cool cspam way

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Poco posted:

On this day in history, vice president Mike pence engaged in sexual relations with a stallion.

This is an evergreen post, well done.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0i3FqopV0

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh my God Mike Pence hosed a horse

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh my God Mike Pence hosed a horse

no way?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Teal posted:

no way?!

Yeah, I just remembered it and I was kinda in shock when I wrote that post.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I keep this thread bookmarked specifically so that I can be reminded that Vice President Mike Pence engaged in carnal relations with a horse, and so that I can bump it thusly.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Teal posted:

no way?!

Straight from the horse's mouth

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh god I just remembered

jizz, hooves and all

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lol if you can still muster any shock over the fact that mike pence has had countless miles of horse cock deep in his anus

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

there are 9.2 million horses in the united states and about 100k of them, the top 1% according to his criteria, have hosed mike pence

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

if he likes your horse it is impossible to stop mike pence from repeatedly violating it in order to satiate his equine lust. owners will sometimes disfigure their horses in order to protect them from mike, but even that isn't always enough to stop him

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


an actual dog posted:

if he likes your horse it is impossible to stop mike pence from repeatedly violating it in order to satiate his equine lust. owners will sometimes disfigure their horses in order to protect them from mike, but even that isn't always enough to stop him

Equus: The Mike Pence story

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Xand_Man posted:

Equus: The Mike Pence story

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


:shlick:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


what is this FILTH thoroughbreds only!!!

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

an actual dog posted:

what is this FILTH thoroughbreds only!!!

looks like we got a horse racist here, boys

get a rope :clint:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I am v. tired, but this thread was on page three, and you know that's unacceptable.

🐴

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence heard the news that dozens of people were killed by assault weapons over the weekend and did what he always does in this situation: get the biggest horse dick he can find and take it up the rear end

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Baloogan posted:

lol he didn't just gently caress a horse while thinking about reagan he tweeted about it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound


#50shadesofneigh

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gringostar posted:



#50shadesofneigh

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1158831157036740608?s=21

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






There's nothing sadder than a manless horse. Mike Pence knows this.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
"wait did I get into the mike pence- yeah this is the mike pence thread"
- me

I'm glad I've been randomly reminded the current vice president of united states fucks horses like its nobodys business

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Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I was worried that people might have forgotten, what with all the excitement in the news since yesterday. But CSpam people can always make time to remember.

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