SilvergunSuperman posted:

Holy gently caress, this made me cackle.

Also, so glad I've never met anyone as insane as mice parents.

zakharov posted:

The Mouse Parents story is an immediate entry into the thread Hall of Fame. I'll be thinking about it for at least a week.

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

First he worked at Publix, now its Target?

Cmnon, get your fake story straight, you year 1 creative writing class piece of poo poo.

Propaniac posted:

Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests.

I'm [F34] pregnant and struggling with my husband's [M35] lack of support regarding my in-laws behaviour. How can I improve the situation?

PetraCore posted:

I was specifically thinking of The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents.

Pinecone Sample posted:

TIL that I’ve been sexually assaulting my wife for 7 years.

carry on then posted:

what is it with men who just absolutely cannot believe women when they stand up against sexual assault? she needs to leave him, he clearly does not see his abuse as wrong.

carry on then posted:

Sagebrush posted:

i think whoever posted a few pages back that Timothy is what happens when you're a furry before the internet was spot-on. back in the 70s those two were just quirky kids who liked stuffed animals but they somehow found each other and created their own horrifying furry lifestyle from scratch.

Giant_Pupils posted:

I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes. I hope this is real.

OP should start sneaking in additional stuffed mice and then scolding Timothy for not using birth control. Really lean into the insanity.

Or show up in a giant mouse costume and as soon as they open the door, tackle Timothy and beat the stuffing out of him.

Edit: oh oh! Or start a Facebook page for Timothy that posts nothing but slurs and obscenities and then shame the parents for letting him live under their roof.

Khazar-khum posted:

Thank Christ they found each other, instead of leaving countless ruined lives in their wakes.

DemoneeHo posted:

It's that time of week again



https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1148998898008150018

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

It’s underage hentai isn’t it

therobit posted:

quote:

My mother has tonight begun binging the third season of Stranger Things. She started at 5:30pm, the same time when I arrived home from my part time job. I was ravenously hungry and eager to make myself some dinner.

I like Stranger Things, and I have been slowly making my way through Season 2. I asked my mum to pause the show for half an hour while I made dinner to avoid spoliers.

I was going to make some frozen Pelmeni, essentially dumpling pasta that you boil for 10 mins, add some pasta sauce out of a jar and hey presto you've got a delicious albeit not exactly nutritious meal.

Stranger Things was playing in the kitchen, as our living room and kitchen are all basically in one big room. Having already made her dinner and with wine glass in hand my mother refused, saying this was HER time that she's been working all day for and it takes precedent. I said I couldn't make my dinner in there avoiding spoliers, especially as the meal requires you to just wait by it, stirring occaisionally as it boils, not really a task that would consume all your concentration.

Additionally our TV is really big and turned up really loud. I couldn't even look the opposite way from it as there are several large windows on the opposite side to the TV which clearly reflect the screen.

I really hate spoilers, even seeing an image or a snatch of dialogue can reveal major plot points, for example the scene that was playing as we argued were of two characters in a relationship that hadn't existed in the parts of Season 2 I'd watched, now all that development is wasted for me. My mum and brother don't sympathise.

I couldn't make dinner so now I'm just sitting here typing this out angry, resentful and hungry.

Am I right to be angry or am I just acting like an entitled sh*t?

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for being mad at my mum for indirectly starving me over Stranger Things?

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

First he worked at Publix, now its Target?

Cmnon, get your fake story straight, you year 1 creative writing class piece of poo poo.

DemoneeHo posted:

Forgot about this one



https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1148998884116578305

hawowanlawow posted:

too obvious

luxury handset posted:

it's strange to try to frame me as obsessed for pointing out that "not tonight" is ambiguous and invites further contact but then again i've never had much luck trying to explain the finer points of social nuance and communication to goons

let alone the fact that the dude, you know, admitted this was exactly what he was doing, to reddit. good luck to you though as you continue to turn this over in your mind

Smirking_Serpent posted:

WIBTA if I married a man with a child, and DID NOT take on the role of stepmom?

I'm 26 and have never wanted to have children. I also don't enjoy hanging out with them even though I'm always kind and nice to them, but I prefer to avoid them. I like children and want the best for them, but I don't like to hang out with them if that makes sense.

​I have had a longtime friend 30/m who has a 5 year old girl. We developed feelings and started dating but I never thought it would become serious, because he has a child and I don't want to be a parent or step-parent. We have now been dating almost a year and we are both in love, but I kept saying no to making it serious, because I don't want to be a step-parent.

He is going crazy and saying that he needs to be with me and I never have to be a parent or take on that role, or have any of those responsibilities. I would be his wife, he and his ex are his child's mother and father, and his child doesn't need another parent.

​The problem is I'm pretty sure I would be seen as the rear end in a top hat if I agreed to this.

​The main things I don't want to do are: I never want to do ANY childcare, ever. I don't want to manage tantrums, clean up child messes, play with dolls, get up in the middle of the night, be puked on, read stories, brush teeth, help with homework or any of those things. EVER.

​I do not want to do any housework related to the child, EVER. PERIOD. No cleaning up toys, no cleaning up food messes from the table and floor, no child's laundry.

​I find it really hard to tolerate noise and I would want my own room, which I could go into and shut the door, if the child is being noisy. And not be expected to come out and help or participate. EDIT: In case it's relevant I have major sensory issues due to being on the spectrum.

​And I do not want to join any child-centric activities like going to Chuck-E-Cheese or whatever the current equivalent is. And I do not want to go to sports games and ballet recitals. I'm perfectly fine and happy for them to do that stuff without me and I'll do my own thing. If it's something we all enjoy like going to the beach that's fine.

​All that being said I have met his daughter on plenty of occasions at this point and I do like her. And I am nice and kind to her. She does like me as well but right now she has zero expectations of me, as her father's "friend." I would love to just continue the same dynamic but I think I would be seen as The rear end in a top hat if I did so, as her father's wife.

​WIBTA if I agreed to a marriage where I did not take on a step-parent role. I will be showing this to my SO so he understands what I am talking about

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for being mad at my mum for indirectly starving me over Stranger Things?

PetraCore posted:

Dad's the rear end in a top hat for even considering this arrangement.

I don't think OP is the rear end in a top hat rn bc she's kept things casual enough not to have to take on a parental role, but dad should not be offering her 'let's get serious and you can ignore my kid'.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for being mad at my mum for indirectly starving me over Stranger Things?

Chairman Mao posted:

Lotta apologists for this creep trying to take the moral high ground and pretend "not tonight" wasn't the very obvious bait the op admitted it was.

CannonFodder posted:

You have a part time job, get some fast food. And be ready to do the same for a few days as your mom marathons the show.

Mom's being a bit of an rear end in a top hat with the whole "No I will not pause" thing.

Leon Einstein posted:

So the person receiving the unsolicited nudes is the creep? Not the person sending them? Lol, you are insane.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

WIBTA if I married a man with a child, and DID NOT take on the role of stepmom?
...

​I do not want to do any housework related to the child, EVER. PERIOD. No cleaning up toys, no cleaning up food messes from the table and floor, no child's laundry.

...

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

I found loses-every-fight guy in the wild.