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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

My friend has 3 kids and she's always made it clear she's fine keeping her dating life and kids very separate, even if a dude moves in. She's been seeing a dude for a few years now and he's warmed up to the kids but has kept a bit of distance regarding parenting, but she's always made it very much not-an-expectation thing that the other person can slowly move as far into as they feel comfortable. Maybe that's weird for some people? In this case she was very used to being a single mom for the majority of the kid's lives so was fine with the more "roommate" situation when her boyfriend moved in. It also helped because he's not really a kid person at all. The kids love him though and he gets to play a weird non-parent role where he'd more like their much older brother or something. At first he had nothing to do with them as was their very similar to the relationship story deal, but has slowly been growing more and more into a role approaching that of an "assistant parent".

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CannonFodder posted:

Mom's being a bit of an rear end in a top hat with the whole "No I will not pause" thing.

makes sense to me, watching the OP melt down about spoilerrrrrrrssss is easily fifty times as entertaining as any given moment of Stranger Things

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Chairman Mao posted:

Lotta apologists for this creep trying to take the moral high ground and pretend "not tonight" wasn't the very obvious bait the op admitted it was.

"Hey, do you want to have mexican food for dinner?"
"Not tonight."
"Okay."

~later that week~

"Hey, do you want to have mexican food for dinner tonight?"
"OMG I TOLD YOU I DON'T EAT MEXICAN FOOD NOW OR EVER I THOUGHT THAT WAS CLEAR CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT"

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Leon Einstein posted:

So the person receiving the unsolicited nudes is the creep? Not the person sending them? Lol, you are insane.

If you subtly encourage someone to drunk sext you so that everyone at work can see it then yes you're a creep.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Omg that guy is incredibly short lol. I thought it was the camera angle but lol

Oh yeah and he’s a huge loving rear end in a top hat.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for being mad at my mum for indirectly starving me over Stranger Things?

entitled sh*t

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

makes sense to me, watching the OP melt down about spoilerrrrrrrssss is easily fifty times as entertaining as any given moment of Stranger Things
Oh yeah, OP being unable to exist in the same room as spoilers is funny, and OP's mom being all "Its Upside Down Wine Time" is funny from here.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Chairman Mao posted:

If you subtly encourage someone to drunk sext you so that everyone at work can see it then yes you're a creep.
Is there anything in the story indicating he solicited nude pics from her? I must've missed it.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Sagebrush posted:

"Hey, do you want to have mexican food for dinner?"
"Not tonight."
"Okay."

~15 minutes later~

"Hey, do you want to have mexican food for dinner tonight?"
"Not tonight"

~15 minutes later~

"Hey check out the picture of those tacos I just sent. I have the tacos ready to eat for dinner tonight, if you're interested."

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Chairman Mao posted:

Lotta apologists for this creep trying to take the moral high ground and pretend "not tonight" wasn't the very obvious bait the op admitted it was.

"I'm on the feminist side of the issue!" says multiple dudes rules lawyering what words are really asking for unsolicited genitalia.
:allears:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

The funny thing is that the post that was quoted and started this whole discussion back up wasn't even about that fuckin story lol

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

This guy is gonna get fired from the Lollipop Guild now.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Leon Einstein posted:

Is there anything in the story indicating he solicited nude pics from her? I must've missed it.
If you got this answer


Tell me you wouldn't shake the ball again

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
can sum1 l;ink me the whole saga of fight guy. i tried to find them, but, well, its hard.

thank you

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Smythe posted:

can sum1 l;ink me the whole saga of fight guy. i tried to find them, but, well, its hard.

thank you
Middle aged grandmother teller: that will be $3.50 for the monster energy drink
Fight guy: no it won't bitch I only have a quarter
*fight guy gets beat up*

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
When I think of fight guy I get this strong image of him looking like a doofy version of Judd Nelson's Breakfast Club character for some reason.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Leon Einstein posted:

Is there anything in the story indicating he solicited nude pics from her? I must've missed it.

quote:

I’m own a real estate company. I have a personal phone and a business phone. All the texts and pictures I send and receive from my business phone go to a folder in our computer system that all employees have access too. This really helps with communication and I’ve been doing this for years without any problems. Two days ago Kelly starts. She starts being flirty with me right away. Last night she starts texting my business phone. I’m pretty sure she is wasted and keeps asking me to come see her at her place. I am just saying I can’t tonight to see how far this will go. I now all the employees will see this tomorrow. She then starts sending me pictures of her breasts and vagina. And I tell her good night. See you tomorrow. She shows up an hour late for her third day of work and the cat is out of the bag. A female coworker immediately tells her what happened. She cries, threatens to sue me and throws a pen at me before leaving. AITA for just letting it happen. I literally said I can’t tonight like 5 times and then the pictures came.

he's definitely baiting her to continue sexting him so he can laff about it with his employees tomorrow. he didn't know or expect her to send nudes but if someone is drunkenly hitting on you and you want to "see how far this will go" it's not like you can just say gosh, who would have ever expected the drunk sexts to continue to escalate in the absence of clear signals telling them to stop

we don't need to get into the details of why sending unsolicited nudes is bad and awful. we especially don't need to get into why sending unsolicited nudes to your boss is a horrific idea. everyone agrees this is tremendously stupid

apparently though there is some disagreement about whether playing coy with your drunk, horny employees so you can doxx them at the office is creepy or not. it is in fact creepy. also there is no mutual cancellation of creepy behavior, they can both be awful sex pests in their own unique way

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


Man the dude who took him down was fuckin huge

He fell down so fast the dude lost his balance and basically just fell on top of him

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

hawowanlawow posted:

Man the dude who took him down was fuckin huge

He fell down so fast the dude lost his balance and basically just fell on top of him

The guy that took him down was a normal sized human male.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

hawowanlawow posted:

Man the dude who took him down was fuckin huge

He fell down so fast the dude lost his balance and basically just fell on top of him

It's like trying to batter down a door but its not actually latched and gives way so easily you fall into the next room.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wow I got 7 seconds in and can't stop laughing.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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lmao at the follow-up video in the replies
https://twitter.com/mikelivorio_/status/1149005251267239937

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


This is how the "I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?" scene goes without the backing of the mafia

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


I'm going to be thinking about the mouse family for the rest of my life I think

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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PsychedelicWarlord posted:

I'm going to be thinking about the mouse family for the rest of my life I think

i don't think he has a family and he looks more like a penguin to me

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'll never not love the classic "'what are you gonna do, stab me?' ~ stabbing victim" meme in real life.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




Now imagine him screaming that holding a toy mouse up in front of his face.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
too bad he's banned from the bagel shop. on the bright side with his lower caloric needs he will probably take a week to eat that bagel

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


"You laugh? gently caress you! You know what? gently caress all you women! You know what? I will eat my own garbage off the floor! gently caress all you!"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"You're not god, or my father, or my boss" is such a little dude thing to shout

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

sexpig by night posted:

"You're not god, or my father, or my boss" is such a little dude thing to shout

Can someone turn that quote into one of these lovely shirts you see advertised on fb all the time

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
r/relationships: “It was at that point that the paper mache mouse screamed at me and called me stupid”

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
it sucks that the bad corners of the man-terweb has broken so many brains. red pill, incel, pua, mgtow, etc.

the dude is basically spouting misandry memes in real life lol. some real ping. crack. action there.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cool that cowardly platform operators allowed that cancer to metastasize instead of being responsible moderators.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Smythe posted:

cool that cowardly platform operators allowed that cancer to metastasize instead of being responsible moderators.

No, John. You are the moderators.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

Grape posted:

When I think of fight guy I get this strong image of him looking like a doofy version of Judd Nelson's Breakfast Club character for some reason.

I picture Dewey Crowe from Justified.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

christmas boots posted:

I picture Dewey Crowe from Justified.

christmas boots posted:

I picture Dewey Crowe from Justified.

Nah, he’s Joe Dirt 100%

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Giant_Pupils posted:

Nah, he’s Joe Dirt 100%

Well at least we agree on the general archetype

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Hmm, this is actually a tough one because both "I have four kidneys???" and "My atomic bomb is a septic tank" seem like perfectly natural progressions for his arc.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
He's like the material avatar of that incel forum.

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