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I just assume Quantic Dream is David Cage delivering fetish pictures in crayon to the rest of the team and them trying to make a game around that, its success depending on how well they manage to get David to stay in his office
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Jul 9, 2019 17:03
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When I played detroit I went full bloody revolution with Markus and failed a QTE in the middle of the battle, causing the entire revolution to fail and the robots got owned, then I failed another QTE that got Kara and the little girl put in a robot concentration camp and I couldn't figure out where to go so they both just got put in a garbage compactor and crushed The game can work out quite badly if you are dumb and bad at QTEs. of course I just went back and got better endings because it cut the game like 2 hours short lol.
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Jul 9, 2019 23:38
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Detroit and Until Dawn (and any other CYOA game with multiple characters) absolutely own assuming you have friends irl
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Jul 10, 2019 00:05
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If I had friends in real life why would I even be posting here? In other words, I don't believe you have actual friends. Which is why you post about games on a dead gay comedy forums.
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Jul 10, 2019 00:35
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I have friends but they think games are "a waste of time" and "lame" and they'd rather spend time with their wife and kids god i hate my friends so much, a bunch of losers the lot of them
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Jul 10, 2019 11:34
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veni veni veni posted:When I played detroit I went full bloody revolution with Markus and failed a QTE in the middle of the battle, causing the entire revolution to fail and the robots got owned, then I failed another QTE that got Kara and the little girl put in a robot concentration camp and I couldn't figure out where to go so they both just got put in a garbage compactor and crushed I got the loveable police detective killed because I misunderstood what the prompt meant, it was like "save" or something. I would recommend replaying it because the difference in the Kara situation is p. dope when you do really well in the battle
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Jul 10, 2019 11:48
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Waltzing Along posted:If I had friends in real life why would I even be posting here? 
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Jul 10, 2019 12:09
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https://twitter.com/NonCaringBastrd/status/1148522200594571264
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Jul 10, 2019 16:13
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I'm playing until dawn now and it's great but God drat do the controls loving suck. Who thought "huh, resident evil 1 really nailed it..."
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Jul 10, 2019 16:18
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Can't even bother to actually take a bath and jar the water. Shaking my head at today's lazy grifters.
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Jul 10, 2019 16:30
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trip report, siralim 3 is actually pretty great despite the opening being really heavy with its use of TORUN THE VULGAR SWEARING JACKASS GOD OF ANGER within two minutes of starting the game an npc is like "yo, here's an item that makes you walk faster 100% of the time, enjoy", and it lets you set up default macros and stuff for your creatures, lots of nice lil QoL stuff you can also zoom the screen graphics level which is cool because 4x looks good on my tv and 2x looks good on the handheld mode
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Jul 10, 2019 16:34
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I haven't heard a single story come out of this whole thing that doesn't rule.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:17
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Collapsing Farts posted:I have friends but they think games are "a waste of time" Don't worry, when one of their children has an accident or gets a fatal disease and they are left emotionally devastated for life, then you'll have the last laugh.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:23
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Fraudulent Bathwater
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Jul 10, 2019 19:24
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How did a gamer bathwater fetishist DNA test a cup of water? They gargled it, didn't they?
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Jul 10, 2019 19:24
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My favorite part is the 4channer telling you the exact creepy reason they ran the test.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:29
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sebmojo posted:Oh god shut up It must be nice to have dreams.
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Jul 10, 2019 20:11
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Armies of the future will just be synchronized rows of bathwater seller clones
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Jul 10, 2019 20:27
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Quote-Unquote posted:Detroit and Until Dawn (and any other CYOA game with multiple characters) absolutely own assuming you have friends irl Until Dawn owns because you can make the smart choices and avert the whole cliché of horror movie characters dying because they're idiots or you can lean into it full-loving force and it owns.
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Jul 10, 2019 20:44
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Duck and Cover posted:It must be nice to have dreams. Remember when you said this only a month ago  god drat you are a loving dweeb
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Jul 10, 2019 23:58
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Saints Row peaked with 2. It was silly spectacle but still managed to be somewhat grounded instead of trying to be the Naked Gun of video games. 3 and 4 are all right, though except Steelport is boring af
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Jul 11, 2019 00:10
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Plan Z posted:I haven't heard a single story come out of this whole thing that doesn't rule. Belle Delphine apparently sold nudes of other women without their consent, some of whom were underage.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:16
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signalnoise posted:Remember when you said this only a month ago duck and cover has literally three pages of probes and bans because they are presumably sexually excited by being the dumbest loving contrarian alive
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Jul 11, 2019 00:20
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Saints Row peaked with 2. It was silly spectacle but still managed to be somewhat grounded instead of trying to be the Naked Gun of video games. 3 and 4 are all right, though except Steelport is boring af There's actually some interesting stuff in Steelport that the game doesn't do anything with.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:22
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food court bailiff posted:duck and cover has literally three pages of probes and bans because they are presumably sexually excited by being the dumbest loving contrarian alive That's fair. Like a game can do that and not be for me.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:24
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Saints Row peaked with 2. It was silly spectacle but still managed to be somewhat grounded instead of trying to be the Naked Gun of video games. 3 and 4 are all right, though except Steelport is boring af Saints Row 2 was really neat but was 3 any less neat? I think they're both great IMHO.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:27
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Jerry Cotton posted:Saints Row 2 was really neat but was 3 any less neat? I think they're both great IMHO. I think they're all different enough in content and tone that saying one is objectively the best or worst is kinda silly
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Jul 11, 2019 01:10
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signalnoise posted:I think they're all different enough in content and tone that saying one is objectively the best or worst is kinda silly It's been long enough that I can't say for certain but didn't 2 (and the first game) have control problems the later two games didn't? e: I still like them all. Boy they were enjoyable!
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Jul 11, 2019 01:12
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Jerry Cotton posted:It's been long enough that I can't say for certain but didn't 2 (and the first game) have control problems the later two games didn't? 1 was a significant improvement for controls over GTA3, which it was released as a competitor for basically, in that you had free gun aim while driving. 2 has significant controller issues on PC because controllers didn't have good support back then, and it was also just ported badly and crashed even on console, but I don't remember having control problems on console.
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Jul 11, 2019 01:23
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signalnoise posted:1 was a significant improvement for controls over GTA3, which it was released as a competitor for basically, in that you had free gun aim while driving. 2 has significant controller issues on PC because controllers didn't have good support back then, and it was also just ported badly and crashed even on console, but I don't remember having control problems on console. Oh I played them all on a Microsoft Xbox 360 model home computer system so I guess I just took it all in stride. e: Although I don't remember Grand Theft Auto 3 having any problems on the Xbox.
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Jul 11, 2019 01:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:It's been long enough that I can't say for certain but didn't 2 (and the first game) have control problems the later two games didn't? I went back and tried to play 2 after liking 3 and found the controls pretty much game ruining. I'm sure they were fine at the time but it felt like it was from another era.
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Jul 11, 2019 01:33
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How was this not incredibly obvious when the water was perfectly clear? Unless she took a bath right after a shower and used zero soap, bath oil, bath bombs, etc.
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Jul 11, 2019 01:42
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Saints Row 2 has some really hosed up parts that made me really laugh, that kind of humor resonated with me more than the wacky hyuk hyuks of SR3
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Jul 11, 2019 02:11
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Caesar Saladin posted:Saints Row 2 has some really hosed up parts that made me really laugh, that kind of humor resonated with me more than the wacky hyuk hyuks of SR3 The elevator bit where the player character finally spoke was pretty  .(I can't believe I spoiler-tagged Saints Row 2 lomarf.)
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Jul 11, 2019 02:18
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Saints Row peaked with 2. It was silly spectacle but still managed to be somewhat grounded instead of trying to be the Naked Gun of video games. 3 and 4 are all right, though except Steelport is boring af sr2 would be one of the best GTA games of all time if it wasnt such a bad port
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Jul 11, 2019 02:23
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Jerry Cotton posted:The elevator bit where the player character finally spoke was pretty That’s SR1! The player talks a lot more in the rest of the series, but you get exactly four lines in the first game. The airport chase one is my favorite: Bullshit! That’s last year’s fall collection! 
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Jul 11, 2019 02:28
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Dewgy posted:That’s SR1! The player talks a lot more in the rest of the series, but you get exactly four lines in the first game. Oh gently caress it's been years I didn't remember! But it must have been in 2 where you could call up a zombie of that woman?
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Jul 11, 2019 02:29
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The part in SR2 where you put the guy's girlfriend in the back of the car during the monster truck rally is just hilarious and insane
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Jul 11, 2019 02:30
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SR2 had a totally androgynous character creator and would automatically add a bra to a dude once his titties reached a certain size
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