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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

It'll all be toxic and oil filled

so you're saying it'll smell better

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Donald Trump doesn't care about black people

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

It'll all be toxic and oil filled

HAZMAT diving pays incredibly well

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
*dozens of black people hunted for sport* I'd like to see Donald Trump wriggle his way out of this jam!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

*dozens of black people hunted for sport* I'd like to see Donald Trump wriggle his way out of this jam!

AH

nevertheless

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Dumb Lowtax posted:

Nonsense, have them all just watch it real fast right now:

:nws: http://ru.pisstape.org/ :nws:

Cannot believe even goons do not know it has already been discovered, and only by goons

i knew about this and have thought it was obv fake until just now when i realized that the reason his face looked hosed up is bc my brain was interpreting his fatass loving neck as his chin

holy lol

anyway so we're about to lose a city to climate change, cool

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

PostNouveau posted:

OK I'm packing up. They're flipping the exit ramps to on ramps. Word is spreading because the Coast Guard had an alarming meeting and everyone immediately texted their loved ones. This is what I got:

well,

quote:

The governors office hasn’t talked about this because they’re afraid of “inciting panic”

probably a good call

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

*dozens of black people hunted for sport* I'd like to see Donald Trump wriggle his way out of this jam!
He'll mumble some nonsense with the words fake news sprinkled in and 40% of the country will believe him straight up and another 40% will give it the benefit of the doubt.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
*helps unload flats of play-doh for cameras*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm glad i got to see nola back in 2014 before it was permanently under water

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

twoday posted:

Watch out for flood gators flying through the windows at hurricane speeds

This is no joke a new movie being made by Eli roth

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


a hurricane can pick up a lot more sharks and gators than a tornado

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


were not actually gonna lose new orleans. worst case is katrina again, but ultimately they can pump out the water and spend a few billion to pretend to make the levees stronger. trump can then redirect the funding to the levee that actually matters, the WALL. and also kick some more poor black people out of the city. win win!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
yeah they're not gonna relinquish a major port to that bitch gaia

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
yeah I guess I'm never going to get to drink a hand grenade

:rip: (torn)

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Crunchy Black posted:

yeah I guess I'm never going to get to drink a hand grenade

:rip: (torn)

The French quarter will be fine, it's at a higher elevation.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

WoodrowSkillson posted:

The French quarter will be fine, it's at a higher elevation.

Main Paineframe posted:

according to that gauge's list of historic high crests, that gauge posted above topped out at 15.24 ft on the day Katrina hit

also, the forecast has been updated. spoiler: it got worse




pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




hillary would have to lose michigan AND pennsylvania AND wisconsin, so yeah she has this thing in the bag

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


yeah even after horrible global warming theyll keep the quarter as an island to drop off tourists to on cruise ships

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
My prediction: the floods will gently caress over black neighborhoods the hardest while white neighborhoods move back in by the end of the next week.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

twoday posted:

I want something like an applause sign in my house, expect it says JEFF! and turns on automatically whenever he begins a livestream

no joke, do need a jeff pager. especially when coverage is bad and hes stopping and starting new streams

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chuka Umana posted:

My prediction: the floods will gently caress over black neighborhoods the hardest while white neighborhoods move back in by the end of the next week.

then all the aid money will go to the white neighborhoods like after Houston got massively flooded

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/SexyassIam2/status/1148965924474687489

seems fine

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
here's zara's near my parents' place uptown



they gon flood

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Epic High Five posted:

then all the aid money will go to the white neighborhoods like after Houston got massively flooded

well how else are the white neighborhoods going to afford a THIRD strip mall with a soulcyle and anthropologie in it?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

yeah even after horrible global warming theyll keep the quarter as an island to drop off tourists to on cruise ships

it's already an island really, you hafta cross a bridge to get there

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
when do the :chud:s start patrolling the roads waterways hunting for foragers looters?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
In all seriousness, will this storm be as damaging as Katrina was?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

oh lol I got beat

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/gdimeweather/status/1148942562146902016

https://twitter.com/HollygroveShawn/status/1148967538606432257

https://twitter.com/TRAPMONALISA/status/1148997257351651335

https://twitter.com/randydakidd/status/1148999141848207363

https://twitter.com/Xuan_Thai/status/1148991600116359168

https://twitter.com/chakams/status/1149039370269331457

https://twitter.com/HeadOvr6inHeels/status/1149038989858529280

https://twitter.com/byupaddlesports/status/1149033240365338624

hmm no, seems bad actually. There's three more days until this peaks??

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



There's really only one thing to say at a time like this:

f

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Chuka Umana posted:

In all seriousness, will this storm be as damaging as Katrina was?

looks pretty dire, gtfo if that's what you're asking

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Chuka Umana posted:

In all seriousness, will this storm be as damaging as Katrina was?

Nobody knows!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Please do not swim in flood water

It is full of poop

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

Well, I'm out here in New Orleans. Still gotta go in to work tonight :newlol:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Chuka Umana posted:

In all seriousness, will this storm be as damaging as Katrina was?

outside of new orleans no, katrina obliterated the mississippi gulf coast and this is probably just gonna be a cat 1 and land in west louisiana which is protected by a lot of swamp. in new orleans it depends on if the levees hold and the gov response if it does (lol)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

twoday posted:

looks pretty dire, gtfo if that's what you're asking

flights into louie armstrong international are still all on-time and not cancelled lol

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
i think any emergency response might be a bit....delayed.....


https://twitter.com/VP/status/1149038834379677696?s=20

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Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Chuka Umana posted:

In all seriousness, will this storm be as damaging as Katrina was?

Almost definitely not, but I say that with 0 understanding except driving through new Orleans 2 years later it's very hard to imagine that scale of devastation could be easily replicated.

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