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pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch


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Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
be gay, do war crime

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Looks better w a raspberry beret

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Syrian Lannister posted:

Looks better w a raspberry beret

The kind you find in a secondhand store?

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Related, new field manual sentry removal tactic.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pkells posted:



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id rock that poo poo hells yeah


makes the rank stand out and super easy to see too

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Dingleberry posted:


Related, new field manual sentry removal tactic.

Snake, remember the basics of CQC!

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

id rock that poo poo hells yeah


makes the rank stand out and super easy to see too

Also, the most underrated part of that uniform: Beards!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Like the military has needed gays in order to make their uniforms look stupid

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Like the military has needed gays in order to make their uniforms look stupid



The day after Starfleet painted houses for Habitat for Humanity.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

pkells posted:



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Well yeah, If we're all for gender equality I see no reason why the regs shouldn't apply to allow men to wear makeup and earrings too.... Besides, I'm sure a skirt is probably a better choice for working uniforms in hotter climates than a pair of polyester slacks.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'll take the beret, make-up, piercings, facial hair and lack of name on the uniform. Pink uniforms would be a bitch to keep clean.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



how has the Spanish Legion not been posted yet lol

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I would welcome them as an invading force anyway day, lordy.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



how has the Spanish Legion not been posted yet lol

I wonder if its a uniform requirement to shave your chest.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

They’re all foreign right so likely of Eastern European descendent or *checks notes* hairy mfers

Cannot be showing no chest puft in uniform!

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
Anything more and the body oil suds up during manual inspections.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



how has the Spanish Legion not been posted yet lol

They marched right out of a Tom of Finland picture.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

They’re all foreign right

no

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

They’re all foreign right so likely of Eastern European descendent or *checks notes* hairy mfers

Cannot be showing no chest puft in uniform!

PO-LICE THAT CHEST HAIR

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

pkells posted:

Also, the most underrated part of that uniform: Beards!

More effort to keep that perfectly trimmed line than to just clean shave.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So this is an article that exists

Spanish Legion declares war on obesity.
La Legión, an elite army unit with a history of combat in foreign missions, is now battling love handles

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I literally see nothing different than the US Military reaction to their fats.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

I literally see nothing different than the US Military reaction to their fats.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1149807148064477184

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
punisher skulls are out, this here is the new poo poo:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Tryzzub posted:

punisher skulls are out, this here is the new poo poo:



I won the "Most Religious" ribbon at the County Fair!

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

A Bad Poster posted:

I won the "Most Religious" ribbon at the County Fair!

Bitch if you have only a single purity seal then your drat county is full of heretics and the Emperor of Man shall have to burn everything away to cinders to ensure that not a mote of heresy remains.


Also: the wearer of this poo poo IRL clearly doesn’t get the joke.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Points for logical consistency.

The Imperium of Man is a totalitarian military state. Cops wanting to emulate that vs a criminal vigilante makes way more sense.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Tryzzub posted:

punisher skulls are out, this here is the new poo poo:



Tag yourselves, I’m the Stop the Bleed kit mounted on the side of the plate carrier that’s going to make handling my rifle very difficult.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm the pristine velcro that hasn't seen a day in the field

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'm the obvious fact that there are no plates in that carrier.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

that poo poo is right out of the box

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Crushingly poor taste in nerd poo poo aside, that's probably just staged in the car for active shooter response. Wearing plate carriers on patrol is almost unheard of in most American PDs and SOs. It's usually just soft kevlar, even if an external vest is worn.

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