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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Dude has a fetish so specific metal music fans think he needs to relax

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:43

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

That is the least depressing reveal of someone's "unique" pornography I've ever read. :unsmith:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:44

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Antivehicular posted:

That is the least depressing reveal of someone's "unique" pornography I've ever read.

Just want to pat him on the back and smile.

"You chase that gross but also oddly wholesome rainbow, you dreamer you."

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:46

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Theres no way there is more than one couple making this stuff, and now I cant stop imagining them sending him birthday cards and werthers candies*

*Coffee flavor because its got a two color swirl

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:48

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

bell jar posted:

Will is a sociopath

I agree with this.

Also lol at that porn. Good for that guy not living up to this threads gross expectations.

High Five my man... yeah no not with that hand.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:48

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Oh look Marvin, it's that one boy again paying for the HD version, he's such a nice young man, tips well during the live shows too. We should send his mother something.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:51

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Mildred youve gotta read what that boy put as a comment on out latest video, hes such a wisecracker.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:54

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Weird. I just see Will as not having money concerns but not being too interested in spending or much care for material things.

Yeah, fake, because I think most anyone is going to be like "well how about we get a drink tonight" at some point. But I could totally see someone that's loaded just be like "working on my guitar and musician hobbies. Not much else to do, I'm happy".

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:57

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Her boyfriend will be summoned to an estate disbursement and find out he has been willed several terabytes of their unreleased footage while a surviving Bob tells him Marvin would have wanted it this way.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:57

Barudak: May 7, 2007

He gets a holiday care package consisting of a hand knit sweater with a knit image of two nude old men in santa hats passionately kissing each other

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:01

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

Mordiceius posted:

Did you Guess. That. Porn?!

UPDATE: �Unique porn viewing was elderly bi interracial couples, Male-male-female.�

Yay, it's not illegal or horrible, and quite wholesome by the standards set by previous stories
:toot:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:06

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for leaving a job due to being denied a promotion?

So I've been working for my current company for five years, and did the same role (data analysis) for a previous company for about the same period, so when an internal job offer was posted for a more senior version of my role, I went out for it.

Not only did I not get it, but I wasn't even given an interview. My boss, who was also the one conducting the interviews told me he felt I lacked experience for the role.

As there's not a lot of point of arguing, I simply resolved to look elsewhere, and found, interviewed for, and accepted a senior analyst role with a different company within a month and handed in my notice.

My boss was unhappy as he correctly guessed it was due to the not getting an interview, but my colleague who got the promotion was livid, as I found out about a week into my notice period that they weren't replacing me, and effectively not giving him the promotion either since they needed to keep someone in the role and nothing had been signed yet.

So tldr : wasn't allowed to compete, left, cost my colleague a promotion and who is now outright icy over my decision.

Am I the rear end in a top hat? Because I sure feel like one. I did not expect them to withdraw the promotion for my colleague, but I figure if they won't even let you interview for a more senior role, then the company lacks fundamental faith in you, and it's time to move on.

Thoughts?

Ahahahaaaaaa NTA

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:07

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Mordiceius posted:

Did you Guess. That. Porn?!

UPDATE: “Unique porn viewing was elderly bi interracial couples, Male-male-female.”

I am so relieved it has nothing to do with kids.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:10

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AITA for telling my younger sister not to give me dating advice?

quote:

So I’ve never really had much luck in the dating world. There’s a lot of factors that I think play into it, so I’m not going to go into any detail about them. But I’ve never had a long term girlfriend or had many dates.,

I was at my parents house this weekend and my mom brought up the whole, I’ll never have grandkids thing. I said I want kids, but I have to get a girlfriend first.

Later on my youngest sister whose 18, I’m late 20s, came up to me and started giving me all these tips for dating. To be honest I’m not cool with this because she’s 18, what experience does she have? How does she have any concept of what dating is like in your late 20s?

So I told her not to give me any advice on dating. She looked hurt, but dropped it. I feel it wasn’t her place, but AITA?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:16

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

How can I (f28) get my white fianc� (m29) to stop discrediting my experiences?

**EDIT: The issue isn�t whether or not he or anyone can say the n-word. He has no interest in saying the n-word. The issue is that he dismissed my input because I grew up wealthy.**

My fianc� lived in Harlem between the ages of 7-14 He has a lot of black friends (it�s relevant to the story). He went to boarding school and then a very prestigious college after 14 both on scholarship. I�m biracial (African and white) I grew up abroad and pretty wealthy. I didn�t fully understand race in America until I moved here as an adult.

I feel like my fianc� is sometimes insensitive to me. For example: Today he was telling me about his group of guys friend�s group chat. One of them told him he could use the n-word and he said he wouldn�t. He then proceeded to tell me that any non-white POC can use the N-word and how funny that was. I asked him where he got that information and he said it�s a known fact. I told him that I didn�t agree and in the conversations I�ve had with other black Americans I don�t think they�re ever okay with non-black POC using that word either. He then said that I didn�t know what I was talking about because I grew up rich. Mind you he was cutting me off and straight up not listening to what I was saying right up to that point. I told him that he has no right to discredit my experiences. He was there the first time I was called the N-word so that really hurt.

I got very upset told him that he had no right to say that, he was completely insensitive, and he was basically mocking me for what I was saying up to this point.

Now I�m sitting here in my room fuming because I don�t know what to say to him without cursing him out. How do I get through to him that he has no right to discredit me?

TlDR: white fianc� said I didn�t know what I was talking about regarding who could use the n-word because I grew up wealthy. How do I explain to him that he has no right to discredit me?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:17

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

I'm [25M] realizing I've been cheating on my GF [23F] for two years and I feel terrible.

I'm a piece of poo poo and an idiot, and I'm slowly discovering that some things I've done could be considered cheating. I never had a physical sexual interaction with anyone since we met 2 years ago, but occasionally I would go on chat sites like omegle to masturabate with strangers or just look and chat. The interactions are always anonymous, even faceless, and they never last more than a couple minutes (and obviously I have no way of contacting the person again).

My GF doesn't mind if I watch porn, but admittedly this is a case we never discussed. I know we should, and my guess is she wouldn't approve.

Why did I do it? Honestly I'm sexually curious, and I only had one other partner besides my GF. I just liked the thrill and novelty. I often think of other girls, sometimes when we're having sex, and I check out other girls often. But I am attracted to my GF, and we have good sex 2-3 times per week.

Our relationship is great: We live together, get along really well, we like the same things, we have similar values and we both want a family together.

I know I will never do this again, but I don't know if I should tell her. It seems like a confession might just be a way to make me feel better, instead of bearing this cross on my own. On the other hand, maybe I'm just being a coward by not telling her.

TLDR: I used to occasionally (~6 times in 2 years) go on omegle and masturbate with strangers; great relationship otherwise; I feel terrible about it; don't know if I should tell my GF.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:18

MasBrillante: Dec 3, 2005; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Antivehicular posted:

That is the least depressing reveal of someone's "unique" pornography I've ever read.

Judging by the girlfriend�s reaction, I think the implication here is that he�s imagining her parents or at least her mom and another elderly gentleman.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:18

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Pinecone Sample posted:

AITA for telling my younger sister not to give me dating advice?

Not gonna lie but this person probably needs the advice from their sister.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:19

iustorum_anime: Apr 4, 2016

Me [33M] with my Fiance[29f]. Together 6 years, she's rethinking our relationship because of advice from her recently reunited best friend [30F].

quote:

I and my fiance have been together for 6 years, engaged for about 8 months, and our wedding is scheduled for November. It's been a good, solid relationship from the beginning. We have great chemistry and have similar interests and principles. We are both doing well in our careers, have been saving money for our wedding and the down payment for our future house.

I'm going to try and keep the rest chronological, but there's a lot that I don't know.

My fiance (let's call her Beth) was best friends through school and uni with Sonia, that is for about 8 years. But then Sonia started dating a foreign student in their Uni and they got serious really quickly and got married within 6 months of dating. After their course was over Sonia moved with him back to his home country, and basically cut out Beth from her life. All of this happened before I met Beth, and from what she told me she was devastated when it happened, she would try to contact Sonia for years after and be totally ignored, and the hurt remained. Around last Christmas, Sonia came back to the UK and moved in with her parents. It was Sonia's mom who told Beth about her return, this happened in January. Beth went up to her parents during Easter, and since Sonia and her family were from the same town she tried to meet Sonia as well. That reunion did not go really well. Turns out Sonia's now ex-husband was extremely controlling and emotionally abusive and it took her a lot of effort to divorce and then move back home. Sonia was still recovering and would lash out at everyone including Beth.

When Beth got back home she told me about it. She was deeply hurt and cried a lot, a lot of nasty things were said to her because Sonia blamed everyone from her life for her terrible relationship with her ex, special anger was reserved for Beth since she was around when she first started dating her ex and she should have somehow seen signs of the guy being the evil one he turned out to be.

Beth still wanted to rekindle her friendship and they would write to each other a lot, there were ups and downs but over a couple of months, they did get back to a semblance of their old friendship. I and Beth went on a vacation in mid-June, three days before we were about to leave Beth invited Sonia and she agreed to join us. I found out about this the day before we were leaving and it annoyed me a lot. Firstly, the main reason we were going on this trip was because me and Beth were going to be really busy with work for the next few months and we needed to spend some time with each other, especially because there's going to be a lot of wedding stress coming up. And I was also annoyed because now I had to spend two weeks with someone who I had never met before, someone for whom my empathy was tempered by the fact that she was needlessly hurtful to my fiance.

We arrived at a compromise. Sonia would join us for the first week of the vacation and Me and Beth would have the second week to ourselves. From what Beth told me Sonia was ticked off by that and almost cancelled. But she didn't and the trip was a disaster from the beginning.

We met at the airport and after a frosty hello, she simply talked to Beth the whole time. Any small talk that I attempted was rebuffed with monosyllabic responses or just shrug. When Sonia would need to tell me something she would talk to Beth, with me sitting right there. Like when she needed to go to the bathroom and I was sitting on the aisle seat, she turned to Beth and said: "can you tell that guy to move, I need to pee". Later in the hotel, when Me and Beth went to get Sonia for Lunch, she told her "tell that guy that I'll just have room service", I was the one who asked the question and I was standing right there. Worst was during the nights, Sonia said she didn't want to sleep alone and she didn't want to share a room with us. So Beth would sleep in Sonia's room and I would be alone.

Beth wasn't happy about this behaviour either and told me that Sonia is very uncomfortable around men in general, so I should give her a wide berth. Then when I did that for a day, Beth came back to me and said that Sonia finds it very rude the way I've been ignoring her. I genuinely didn't know what to do, it ended up being me sitting around them while I was not included in their conversation and any conversation that I would try to have was shot down by Sonia.

Beth would try and smooth things out but she was also caught in an uncomfortable position. It all came to a head on the second last day of Sonia's time with us. Beth has always wanted to go parasailing and our vacation spot was chosen specifically for a parasailing spot nearby which is supposed to be one of the most scenic ones in Europe. Sonia refused to join us of course. But then when we got to the spot, Sonia's mum called Beth and said that she just had a very worrying phone call with Sonia where she talked about suicide. So we rushed back, calling Sonia all the way back to the hotel when she didn't pick up multiple calls we called the hotel to check up on her for emergency reasons. Sonia was just fine, she told the hotel guys that her friends are just paranoid, and she told us that her mum was paranoid and she wasn't actually talking about committing suicide, just talking about suicide in general. Beth was fuming and they had an awful row. I found out two things during this row, firstly that Sonia was extremely manipulative even in the old days and that she had forced Beth to pay for her tickets and hotel room. While there was no real resolution to their argument, they stayed civil for the one day that Sonia was there afterwards, it was just us awkwardly watching TV in silence in our hotel rooms.

Thankfully the non-Sonia part of our vacation was beautiful, while we didn't get to go parasailing again (you have to book at least 30 days in advance), we still had a great time doing all sorts of things and I've never felt more in love with Beth than that week. Beth also came to the resolution that she was going to take a step back from her friendship with Sonia for a while, at least till she apologises for her behaviour and pays Beth back.

That resolution did not last long.

We got back to London on the 23rd of June, and Beth left for her parents on the 27th without telling me. I walked into our empty flat and called her only to find out that she has been rethinking our relationship, and wanted some time to herself and that she would get in touch with me later.

I was completely devastated, I had no inkling that this was on the cards and since Beth wasn't taking my call or responding to my messages I called Beth's mum, and she tells me that Beth isn't staying with them but with Sonia. So not only did she break her own resolution Beth also lied to me.

The next time we spoke was on the 1st of this month when our rent was due and I texted her that she needs to send her half to the landlord. She called me and said that though she'll send her share this month, she will also give her one month notice to remove herself from the lease. And that's how I found out that my fiance had decided to become my ex-fiance. I asked her why she was doing something this drastic without even giving us a chance to resolve whatever the problem was, she said she was going to send me an email detailing everything and that she had talked to her parents about this and they also thought that it was right for us to break up. I told her that I had talked to her mum earlier in the day and knew that she hadn't been in any sort of contact with her parents since she got to her hometown, Beth was extremely angry that I would talk to her mum and that it 'was very creepy to call a girls mum', I said that it would be very creepy if it was a random stranger, but when it's your fiance who left without any notice and then refuses to talk to you calling their parents is the obvious thing to do. An angry back and forth happened till finally, she admitted that she was with Sonia and she didn't want to tell me because she knew I was going to be annoyed about it and talk her out of it.

On Monday, I finally get that email and its a total pile of shite. The main thing she says is that I'm controlling and that she can't spend the rest of her life with a guy like that. She used three different examples of my controlling behaviour:

The vacation we just had, where I forced her and Sonia to go to all these museums and monuments that they didn't want to go to. Complete and utter bullshit, Beth has a degree in European History and these were places she had never visited before that play a big role in that history. Also, the fact that Beth had researched and found some of these places and bought tickets with literally no input from me.
That we'll be having a church wedding even though she isn't really religious and doesn't want to do that. Again, complete and utter bullshit. I had literally no say in the choice of venue, and the fact that the church that was chosen is the one that Beth's parents were married in might give a hint as to who chose that place.
That I shoot down all her proposals about flats that we might buy after the wedding and that I refuse to move to her hometown. This one is by far the weirdest. She has never made any proposals about flats we might buy, mainly because we don't even know what our budget will be until after the wedding expenses are dealt with. Also, she has never stated any desire to move back to her hometown, especially considering that her career is very much London based and would be improbable in her town.

I sent my reply to her along these lines, less curtly and with a lot more pleading of course. I received no reply until last night when she said that she has come to the realisation that her parents are also very controlling and that she has decided to be low-contact with them. Her parents are wonderful people who have loved and supported Beth through thick and thin, this is what Beth has said to me all through our relationship until last night.

There's something massively wrong with Beth and Sonia has been a catalyst. This part I'm sure about because today morning I got a text from Sonia saying that whatever I may need to say to Beth has to go through her and that I should refrain from contacting Beth directly or they would go to the police.

Me and Beth's parents had a conversation earlier today and they want to go to the police about Sonia. I am not sure about that. It's been less than 20 days since me and Beth were snuggling and talking about what to name our future kids. I don't know whether I'm delusional or not, but I think this is just something temporary that she'll snap out of soon. I don't even know what I will say to the police, that Beth has been kidnapped by this tiny 5-foot woman who's brainwashed her into believing everyone else in her life is abusive and controlling? I know that Beth still picks up her own calls, maybe if she doesn't hang up as soon as she hears my voice I might be able to talk to her. But what do I say that might make a difference.

I'm very very tired by all of this, haven't slept more than 2 hours a night since she left. I want to talk to her all the time but I have to hold myself back and not come across as the controlling person that I supposedly am.

Any help or advice is appreciated.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:20

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

chemtrail huffer posted:

Me [33M] with my Fiance[29f]. Together 6 years, she's rethinking our relationship because of advice from her recently reunited best friend [30F].

well theres very few that are loving speechlessly yikes, but loving yikes

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:26

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Xaris posted:

well theres very few that are loving speechlessly yikes, but loving yikes

Tell that guy I said loving yikes

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:29

Barudak: May 7, 2007

chemtrail huffer posted:

Me [33M] with my Fiance[29f]. Together 6 years, she's rethinking our relationship because of advice from her recently reunited best friend [30F].

Nobody will blame you if you move on and tell everyone your previous fiance died in a tragic accident because yiiiiiiikes.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:33

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

chemtrail huffer posted:

Me [33M] with my Fiance[29f]. Together 6 years, she's rethinking our relationship because of advice from her recently reunited best friend [30F].

God drat that sucks... Sonia is like next level sociopath.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:35

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

yeah he should probably be grateful he was saved a messy divorce and dodged a crazy bullet in that one if someone is that easily manipulated. unless its literally a plot to a direct-to-vhs taken sequel, which is just wishful thinking, its dead. stick a fork in that one.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:35

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for not deleting security camera footage?

I have sercurity camera�s all over my house. Everyone knows this. I have a lot of parties and a lot of valuable items so it just makes sense. I had a party Saturday and 2 women were getting crazy in my pool. They were doing coke, making out with each other and maybe doing more and skinny dipping. They know about the cameras out by the pool too. They stayed over and the next day they ask me to delete the footage. I told them I never delete it for no reason and never watch it unless something happens or is stolen. More than just them were at the party, but they were definitely partying harder than most. When I told them no a shitstorm started. They started getting physical and kicked them out of my house. I got a couple texts from mutual friends but I�m ignoring them. AITA? They 100% knew they were on video btw.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:36

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Sonias foreign husband is dead, right? Like we all agree she either killed him or he gnawed his arm off to escape the bear trap she put him in and bled out

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:38

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not deleting security camera footage?

Yes you are the rear end in a top hat.

He�s definitely keeping it for blackmail later.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:40

Barudak: May 7, 2007

MarcusSA posted:

Yes you are the rear end in a top hat.

He�s definitely keeping it for blackmail later.

Noo, noo. Hes keeping it for "enhanced negotiations"

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:42

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not deleting security camera footage?

if you were gonna be a weirdo pervert and not delete the footage so you can jerk to it later, why wouldnt you lie to avoid the shitstorm

this guy is bad at being a pervy rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:43

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Barudak posted:

Noo, noo. Hes keeping it for "enhanced negotiations"

Damo posted:

if you were gonna be a weirdo pervert and not delete the footage so you can jerk to it later, why wouldnt you lie to avoid the shitstorm

this guy is bad at being a pervy rear end in a top hat

These are both excellent points.

Also the way he types is loving creepy.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:45

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

he's either a perv or one of those weird chuds who clears his house room by room with a pistol when he hears furniture creaking and just has to tell everyone how good he is at security, and how he has principals of safety that cannot be compromised. gun and security fetishist waiting for the race wars or something

or both

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:48

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Damo posted:

if you were gonna be a weirdo pervert and not delete the footage so you can jerk to it later, why wouldnt you lie to avoid the shitstorm

this guy is bad at being a pervy rear end in a top hat

seriously, he must be an autistic perv. it's basic maintaining-social relations 101 to just say "ok yeah sure, np *deleted*" (5 minutes later: undo recycle bin). you can be a perv if you want to, world is gently caress, but at least pretend to give a poo poo about maintaining decent relations with people you know or tangentially know.

Damo posted:

he's either a perv or one of those weird chuds who clears his house room by room with a pistol when he hears furniture creaking and just has to tell everyone how good he is at security, and how he has principals of safety that cannot be compromised. gun and security fetishist waiting for the race wars or something

or both

yeah definitely this type.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jul 11, 2019

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:49

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for refusing to pay at a restaurant that was false advertising?

So my girlfriend (her 27 me 28) wants to go to this fancy new restaurant in the city that she�s heard good things about. We get there and it seems like one of those hipster places but whatever, I�m hungry.

I look at the menu and this place is crazy expensive - like every dish is more than $15-$20 and half the ingredients I�ve never heard of. I order the bison steak ($26) and my girlfriend orders some weird pasta, noki I think ($18). Very important, these were listed as ENTREES on the menu. Mind you with drinks plus tip this is going to come out to over $60 which is already ridiculous for dinner for two people.

So anyway we order as we are starving. My steak arrives and I am shocked, it�s like 6 small pieces of sliced steak with some weird sauce on the side and a small handful of salad. I joke to the waiter �where�s the rest of my steak?� and he explains they serve smaller portions at this restaurant because they focus on getting the highest quality ingredients. I don�t care if this bison was blessed by the pope himself it�s absurd to charge that much for such a small bit of steak, it�s highway robbery. When I go to restaurants I expect an entree to fill me up and be enough for leftovers.

I�m complaining to my girlfriend and she�s getting annoyed with me. Similar situation with her pasta it was like maybe 12 pieces of noki dressed up with some frou frou bullshit. Granted the food was pretty good but I can not get over how tiny these portions are. I�m a big guy and I like to eat, what can I say.

When the waiter comes back I inform him we will not be paying for our meal, and that they are falsely advertising entrees that barely qualify as a light snack. My girlfriend is begging me to stop but that�s where we�re different, I don�t let businesses push me around and rip me off.

A manager comes and apologizes but asks us to leave. I don�t end up paying as they realized I called them out on their bullshit. My girlfriend is silent the entire time on the way back. Im still hungry so I drive through McDonald�s and get a burger, and when I did that she asked to be dropped off at her place. It�s now the next day and I�m starting to think I didn�t handle the situation as well as I could have (I could have probably just asked for a discount). My girlfriend hasn�t responded to my texts so now I�m starting to think I�m an rear end in a top hat.

Am I the rear end in a top hat?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:50

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Ladies, I cant delete the video as in the background is the only credible recording of bigfoot ever made

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:50

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

If he wasn't at least a weirdo you'd think he could offer to delete after a certain period of time once he's sure nothing bad happened at his party or whatever. He's either super weird, or autistic, or just a plain old creep.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:51

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

chemtrail huffer posted:

Me [33M] with my Fiance[29f]. Together 6 years, she's rethinking our relationship because of advice from her recently reunited best friend [30F].

I hate these stories where someone's life just falls completely apart suddenly and without any reason why.

Like the guy who's fiance was raped and then she ghosted him for a year on the advice of a crazy therapist.

Can someone remind me what happened to the RX abusing drunk bachelorette party woman? Totally drawing a blank.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:52

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Grape posted:

Just want to pat him on the back and smile.

"You chase that gross but also oddly wholesome rainbow, you dreamer you."

still, way to make the gf feel inadequate- even if she got old, she can't change her race and couldn't also be an elderly man for him

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:52

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for refusing to pay at a restaurant that was false advertising?

This one is good. I knew from the title what I was in for and the dude delivered.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:54

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Beachcomber posted:

I hate these stories where someone's life just falls completely apart suddenly and without any reason why.

Like the guy who's fiance was raped and then she ghosted him for a year on the advice of a crazy therapist.

Can someone remind me what happened to the RX abusing drunk bachelorette party woman? Totally drawing a blank.

Yeah I hate / like these ones because you can really feel the emotions behind the writing and you are all like �well gently caress that sucks for this person�.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:55

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for refusing to pay at a restaurant that was false advertising?
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Am I the rear end in a top hat?

yeah, gently caress this rear end in a top hat. i hope he gets condemned to applebees hell in fat suburbia hell alone for the rest of his life. enjoy those bloomin onions i guess.

$15-$20 for an entree is pretty much normal for a middle-end non-chain restaurant, and if he ever eats anywhere in europe hes gunna die of a heart attack.

certainly a maga chud

Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jul 11, 2019

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:56

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