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AITA for refusing to call my unborn nephew by his name?quote:It’s aryan.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:29
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Is it possible to be a lazy slob without it being tied to depression?
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Jul 11, 2019 18:33
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depends whether your lazy slobbiness responds to antidepressants I suppose
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Jul 11, 2019 18:40
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Leon Einstein posted:Is it possible to be a lazy slob without it being tied to depression? Definitely. I've known lazy, gross people that are perfectly happy and going out with friends and such, but just don't want to wash a goddamn dish or throw their food out of the fridge when it goes bad.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:42
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I'm still laughing to myself that this dude had never heard of gnocchi before.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:42
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Pussy Quipped posted:I'm still laughing to myself that this dude had never heard of gnocchi before. every year for my birthday i take a charcuterie and some wine to the top of a mountain and eat it with friends. last year we met a young man up there who had never even heard of prosciutto before and i blew his mind when i shared my bounty of decadent liberal dried meats + cheeses. i can get that mr. dollar menu had never even heard of gnocchi, but the unforgiveable part is refusing to try it and dismissing it as hipster. i guess the op did admit the food was good though while working himself up for a dine and dash Leon Einstein posted:Is it possible to be a lazy slob without it being tied to depression? some people are just grody but lack of self care is a huge red flag for depression, especially in someone who was previously well kept Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jul 11, 2019 |
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Jul 11, 2019 18:46
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AITA for adopting a dog with the same name as my daughter? My wife and I have two kids, Kristopher (9) and Sadie (12). For Kris' birthday last Friday, my wife and I decided to get him a dog, which he has been asking for since he could talk and we feel he's finally responsible enough to walk/feed a dog himself. My wife and I decided to adopt an older dog, not a puppy, and a medium sized dog, and preferably a girl dog because I've heard they have better temperaments. Other than that, it was up to me to pick one at the Humane Society and when I got there, I immediately fell in love with a sweet 30lb Pit mix with beautiful green eyes. When I saw her name was Sadie like our daughter, I thought it was a sign that she belonged with our family. My wife thought the coincidence was funny when I told her, too, which is important. So I arranged the adoption and the shelter agreed we'd pick her up last Friday after a birthday dinner for Kris. I pretended we were stopping at another place in the plaza and went inside and came out with (dog) Sadie. BOTH kids were thrilled but Kris was the happiest I'd ever seen him, and everything was perfect until I told them her name. My daughter Sadie instantly said it was super embarrassing to have the same name as the dog and IMMEDIATELY insisted that Kris change Sadie's name. She kept trying to make him promise but she was already spoiling the birthday gift before we even left the parking lot so I told her we'd talk about it later. Well, this week has been hellish. Kris is insistent we keep Sadie's name because she's 4 years old and has had that name her whole life. He says you wouldn't rename a 4 year old person and I think he has a point. I also think it's cute and funny that they have the same name. My daughter for some reason is mortified by this and won't even interact with me, her brother, or the dog. My wife, who thought it was cute at first, now says she sees Sadie's point and thinks we need to change the dog's name. I put my foot down because this is Kris' birthday present and his choice. AITA for not wanting to change the dog's name?
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Jul 11, 2019 18:50
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My friend is named Scott, him and his girlfriend adopted a dog named Scout. They ended up changing the dog's name because every time she called for one of them both would come running.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:52
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AITA for leaving my sister-in-law stranded? Yesterday I got suckered into taking my sister-in-law to her doctor's appointment. Nobody else in the family wanted to help her out, probably because she is so unpleasant to be around. On the way back from the doctors I stopped at a gas station to get some cold drinks. My sister-in-law followed me into the store. When we were in line to cash out, the guy in front of us was buying five of those huge novelty popsicles and 5 cold drinks with his food stamp card. Then he bought a pack of cigarettes, some gas, and a Mega Millions lottery ticket with cash. My sister-in-law followed him out to the parking lot and went on a epic self-righteous rant about how this guy is wasting tax-payers money on junk food and lottery, just belittling this man right in front of his children. The worst part about it is this man was in his Walmart uniform and was literally either getting off of work or just going in. I yelled at her, and reminded her that she hasn't worked a day in the last 15 years that I've known her, and had literally lived with her dad her entire life other than a few times when she ran off with a guy for 6 or 7 months at a time. I was mortified at the situation, I just pulled off and left her rear end there in the parking lot yelling and looking like a dumbass. My wife is pissed off at me for leaving her sister stranded, because her father had to leave work early and drive 20 miles out of his way to pick her up. EDIT: I would like to add it was 90 degrees yesterday with 80% humidity, I have no problem with this man buying popsicles for his kids with tax money. It is no one's business what this man spends his food stamps on. As a family man myself I can only imagine how humiliating it must have been for that man to be degraded in front of his children like that. There was nothing dangerous about her being left at that gas station. Its was in the middle of the day in the middle of the suburbs. The only danger was the heat, hence the reason the man was buying his kids popsicles. EDIT 2: She was less than 5 miles from her house. My father-in-law had to drive 20 miles FROM his work to pick her up. She could've walked or took a bus since she was on a main bus route. My father-in-law decided to baby her 32 year old rear end like he always does.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:53
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Teenagers get embarrassed easily and have a weak sense of self. Call the dog Sadie 2 or something and it should be fine.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:54
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for adopting a dog with the same name as my daughter? yeah just change the dog's name or give it a nickname or something. no reason to let your 9yo antagonize your 12yo over how you refer to a dog
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Jul 11, 2019 18:55
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my dog will roll in on his heelys if you say literally anything in the upbeat tone he's used to hearing his name in, there's zero effort required to change a dog's name
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Jul 11, 2019 18:56
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AITA for assuming every girl my lesbian daughter brings home is her girlfriend ? I feel as if the title points me as the rear end in a top hat but here me out. I am a father (44) of three children, two boys and one girl. the eldest is 19 and the one I am talking about in this post. About two years ago I noticed a few hickeys on my daughters neck and confronted her about it and she confessed that she had been seeing a girl for about 7 months behind my wife and I’s back and said she was a lesbian. We were shocked to say the least and punished her (no phone/car and made her cut contact with this girl) for lying and told her while we loved her we didn’t condone this lifestyle she was planning for herself. It was rough and we eventually got through it, but there’s still a part of me that doesn’t completely trust her. Fast forward to now. My daughter stays at home and goes to community college in a car we bought for her. Things are good. However last night I was walking by my daughters room and saw her lying in her bed with a girl I did not know. I immediately swung the door open and she freaks out and the girl immediately leaves out the house. I sit my daughter down and explain that any girl she brings home has to be within my sight because I am unsure of who she is dating and don’t condone sex in my house or with women. My daughter begins to cry and says I’m being unfair and non accepting. I tell her that it is the same for her siblings and that if my sons brought a girl home the same rules would apply. I do not condone same sex relationships/sex and told my daughter she’s free to do as she pleases once she moves out, but while she is here and using a car I paid for, it’s my house and my rules. My wife feels the same way. My daughter and my sister think I’m being unfair since not every girl she brings home is in a relationship with her but I am honestly unsure, especially since she lied about a whole relationship to us. My daughter refuses to speak to me and goes out for long periods of time now and I’m assuming it’s to see the girl that was in her room. AITA here ??
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Jul 11, 2019 18:57
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LanceHunter posted:Teenagers get embarrassed easily and have a weak sense of self. Call the dog Sadie 2 or something and it should be fine.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:57
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for assuming every girl my lesbian daughter brings home is her girlfriend ? Yep, and for a number of other things too! 
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Jul 11, 2019 18:58
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Good hank
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Jul 11, 2019 18:58
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Pussy Quipped posted:I'm still laughing to myself that this dude had never heard of gnocchi before. WASP America spent most of the 20th century exclusively consuming about a dozen ingredients total, to this day you go far enough inland and even red sauce from a can becomes exotic ethnic cuisine A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jul 11, 2019 |
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Jul 11, 2019 19:00
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My friend grew up in a sort of rural area of HK. It was fairly common for families to keep ducks, for food or pets. She was a very good girl and her parents promised her a duck that would be 100% hers, and the moment she got that duck she announced its name: her hated older brother's name. Oldest brother protested at this insult but parents promised the duck would be entirely her responsibility, which included naming rights. Her duck was cool and smart and very dog-like and everyone in the neighbourhood liked it as it would follow her around everywhere. Because the duck was more popular than the older brother everyone would meet him and be like "Oh! You have the same name as Brenda's duck! haha why do you have a duck's name??" and it would enrage him. Anyways, siblings are jerks but dog-ducks are good.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:02
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving my sister-in-law stranded? NTA Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for assuming every girl my lesbian daughter brings home is her girlfriend ? Gigantic loving rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:07
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for adopting a dog with the same name as my daughter? At an old workplace we had an admin with a teenage daughter named Riley who spend HOURS on phone at work having tense, whisper-yelling conversations with her every week. When she lost her cool and let her voice rise above a whisper, it would be to say "RILEY! RILEY!" in a short, abrupt way - identical to how you would call out to your dog to get their attention when they chased a squirrel or something. She was too crazy to mock to her face but we laughed about her and her dog-daughter every chance we could behind her back. Having a name that could be mistaken for a dog's is about as basic bitch white girl as you can get. This girl is going to get her psychology degree and fall in love with some washed up jock who is going to school for accounting in no time with her shoulder-length, straight brown hair.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:07
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:literally nowhere in the US calls appetizers entrees, this restaurant just served smaller main courses. it sounds like he got a fancy 6-8oz steak, which is a main course. It doesn't make etymological sense but my dude have you seen the rest of the English language In the ENGLISH language it's a starter, mate 
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Jul 11, 2019 19:12
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Oi chav nicked me entrée
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Jul 11, 2019 19:15
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I know everyone lit that woman's dumb idea up, but I read it as dog shoes with light up heels LIKE heely's, not to literally put a dog on wheels. Which is still real stupid, but we're focusing on the wrong part.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:18
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for assuming every girl my lesbian daughter brings home is her girlfriend ? Dude's a right piece of poo poo for not being able to trust his daughter, and doubly for being homophobic trash
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Jul 11, 2019 19:20
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therobit posted:Gigantic loving rear end in a top hat. Surprised it's just the title that makes this person feel like the rear end in a top hat, I feel the whole goddamn post makes me feel like they are the hugest rear end in a top hat. I don't condone the lifestyle you chose for yourself, what a piece of poo poo. People need to tell their parents to gently caress off more often.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:21
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I know everyone lit that woman's dumb idea up, but I read it as dog shoes with light up heels LIKE heely's, not to literally put a dog on wheels. All 👏 dogs 👏 belong 👏 on 👏 wheels
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Jul 11, 2019 19:33
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Jul 11, 2019 19:44
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Remember appies
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Jul 11, 2019 19:45
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sexpig by night posted:edit: nevermind didn't see I was like three pages behind gently caress that, post whatever whenever, we recognize the crazy you reference.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:48
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Pussy Quipped posted:I'm still laughing to myself that this dude had never heard of gnocchi before. ~ Fancy foods ~
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Jul 11, 2019 19:48
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I can get never hearing of gnocchi, it's not some super rare thing but I can absolutely imagine only seeing it in the grocery store when you go past it for your normal pasta and poo poo. Writing it off as 'some hipster poo poo', though, is pretty hilarious.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:50
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All Italians are hipsters it's true
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Jul 11, 2019 19:52
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for assuming every girl my lesbian daughter brings home is her girlfriend ? No as in no I will not hear you out you pile of flaming garbage
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Jul 11, 2019 19:53
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Barudak posted:Ladies, I cant delete the video as in the background is the only credible recording of bigfoot ever made
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Jul 11, 2019 20:00
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feedmegin posted:In the ENGLISH language it's a starter, mate Yall lost your empire; it's the American language now, which we call English, because our entrees are the main course and we do what the gently caress we please.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:09
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"NOKI? YOU ORDERED 'NOKI'? WUZZAT? LIKE SOME KINDA ITALIAN DOUGH BALL? YOU FIGURE I CAN GET GARLIC KNOTS OR SUMTHIN HERE WITH THAT TOMATO SAUCE THEN?"
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Jul 11, 2019 20:15
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Not sure if anyone's posted this yet but bagel manlet has his own YouTube channel.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:20
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His latest video is Bernie Looking For Pussy
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Jul 11, 2019 20:23
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I [25M] am worried about my gf [25F] of 7 years suddenly hanging with group of male coworkersquote:Tl;Dr gf goes out with new male friends often, goes pub and stops texting for hours and reappears at 11pm or so. She frustrated at me pestering her to keep in contact when she is out. Should I be worried? Big surprise, in the comments he's arguing with everyone telling him to seek therapy about his anxiety/clinginess.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:42
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PetraCore posted:Second Sadie. The Ultimate Sadie
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