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McGavin posted:Sharks aren't smooth. Their skin is so rough it can be used as sandpaper. False. Sharks are the smoothest bitches in the ocean.
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Sharks are like a silk sheet swimming in an ocean of lotion.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:37 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Sharks are like a silk sheet swimming in an ocean of lotion. I'm drowning in an ocean of your emotion potion
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:43 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Sharks are the smoothest bitches in the ocean. This exact conversation is now happening in at least two threads.
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RFC2324 posted:Where do jaguars fit in this? Historically, usually out by the end of the first round. If not sooner.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:False. Smooth with the ladies.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:36 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:This exact conversation is now happening in at least two threads. welcome to the smooth shark society forums
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:00 |
Where's the Smooth Shark Society Symposium?
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:41 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:How did that work out for it? Pretty well until we hunted mammoths to extinction.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:49 |
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Shark skin is smooth one way and coarse as hell the other. Source, me, having pet a shark. Blessed things with teeth: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-humboldt-park-alligator-search--20190711-twykdrtrirbrxpcwmvbksxu3de-story.html
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:57 |
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Goons love ocean memes. Sharks and the car battery one. Never get tired of them. Baffling.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:00 |
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Beastie posted:Shark skin is smooth one way and coarse as hell the other. Source, me, having pet a shark. Someone sold you a fake shark then, real sharks are smoother than anything known to science
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:01 |
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OnceAndFuture DILF posted:Someone sold you a fake shark then, real sharks are smoother than anything known to science Memes be damned. quote:It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and helps to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/sharks/faq/
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:04 |
Science confirms it: sharks are quantum super-positioned to be both coarse and smooth. Blessing: (Source)
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:11 |
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They're called Dermal Denticles (shark skin). Smooth one way, rough the other.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:42 |
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I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm touching a shark right now. Rubbing it every which way. No direction is off limits. It's smoother than the finest silk.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:44 |
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This is what I learned as a child. One way smooth, other way sandpaper. I remember watching Shark Week in the mid 90s and that was the first time I heard the term denticles. edit: blessed shark pic. Whale sharks are awesome. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 11, 2019 |
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roughness is stored in the denticles
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:52 |
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I don't know why there are people arguing facts against memes.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:59 |
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Moon Slayer posted:I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm touching a shark right now. Rubbing it every which way. No direction is off limits. It's smoother than the finest silk. No direction is off limits. The shark tries to cover itself but it's too late, I've touched everything.
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FogHelmut posted:I don't know why there are people arguing facts against memes. To be fair I did not know it was a meme until I went for proof and the first result was talking about a tweet.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:05 |
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https://twitter.com/kfor/status/1149379582598025216
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:14 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_sAnSkW-Q
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:26 |
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They were going to let them go until they found the Kentucky Deluxe, at which point police were appalled, sources say.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:27 |
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As the great W. C. Fields put it, "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." I'm not sure about the uranium, though.
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ultrafilter posted:As the great W. C. Fields put it, "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." I'm not sure about the uranium, though. Clearly the uranium was for their plan to become Snake Man and Snake Woman
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lol tuck in your tshirt tag
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:40 |
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In a truly blessed world, dudes like that wouldn't exist and she wouldn't have had to defend herself at all.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:40 |
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It's blursed.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:41 |
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Badass
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:42 |
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It's blessed given the fact that we live in a cursed world.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:47 |
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It’s not blessed she was attacked It is blessed she probably hosed that dude up good tho
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It’s also blessed that she was able to trap him in the washroom and keep him there until the police arrived so they could arrest him.
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Mr. Apollo posted:It’s also blessed that she was able to trap him in the washroom and keep him there until the police arrived so they could arrest him. Also yes blessed she beat his rear end.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 03:34 |
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lol hard bones to soft spots
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 03:42 |
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Nice that he was able to make bail and go get a bagel.
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Runaktla posted:Canadian spotted?
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Saw a really pretty rainbow today
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