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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Addamere posted:

I don't know anything about frosting cakes, but wouldn't putting that checkerboard pattern into cake frosting be way more effort than exercising half a neuron for half a second to recognize it as something that didn't need to be included?

good news! its a printer! it was saved from the internet and printed out and slapped right onto that cake

probably 2 minutes of work and 5 minute print job

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that particular part is probably spray painted by a computer printer or some poo poo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


shes legit a heroine of mine

i am a huge fan

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Addamere posted:

yea even if all 300k of them showed up in a mass zerg rush they'd just be gunned down

rushing the gate Naruto style but forgetting any equipment needed to cut through literal feet of concrete, steel and earth

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Addamere posted:

I don't know anything about frosting cakes, but wouldn't putting that checkerboard pattern into cake frosting be way more effort than exercising half a neuron for half a second to recognize it as something that didn't need to be included?

smarxist posted:

that particular part is probably spray painted by a computer printer or some poo poo

https://www.icinginks.com/Edible-cake-printers/Canon-edible-printers something like this, I'm guessing

I don't know why they use a photo of a baby as the example image. I guess it'd be the parents eating their two-year old's face instead of the two-year old eating its own face, but that still sounds unsettling

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

galenanorth posted:

https://www.icinginks.com/Edible-cake-printers/Canon-edible-printers something like this, I'm guessing

I don't know why they use a photo of a baby as the example image. I guess it'd be the parents eating their two-year old's face instead of the two-year old eating its own face, but that still sounds unsettling

technology indistinguishable from magic

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

just running up on a fortress designed to avoid any possible overt physical intrusion

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

dads friend steve posted:

rushing the gate Naruto style but forgetting any equipment needed to cut through literal feet of concrete, steel and earth


dads friend steve posted:

just running up on a fortress designed to avoid any possible overt physical intrusion

they could probably pull it off, I believe in them

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i imagine the area 51 naruto people think of it as like just some guard towers and a wall, not a fully manned military base designed in the cold war to survive military assault and siege

and that is just the "normal" military base zone around area 51 im talking about, im sure the actual groom lake facility within that zone is additionally hardened

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

shes legit a heroine of mine

i am a huge fan

god i wish i had the confidence to grift at this level

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

fast jeeps and big dreams can melt steel beams :3:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
she's right, there's so much of everything in the world, and so many rich idiots, and dumb gatekeepers who just want someone who looks/smells the part, if you can fake it you're golden, you can write your own check

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

smarxist posted:

god i wish i had the confidence to grift at this level

did you see what she pulled at her trial lmao

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Addamere posted:

yea even if all 300k of them showed up in a mass zerg rush they'd just be gunned down

destroyed by alien piss rays

:sad:

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??


[2,2] o my god

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

the protocol for if a tornado touches down near base is get in the loving building. not try and evacuate or some stupid poo poo like that. because if it hits u want to be in the impenetrable bunker where nothing can touch u

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0fH26kF8M

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

scamming rich people shouldn’t really be a crime imo, or at least not a priority

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Fuligin posted:

[2,2] o my god

hey dont mind if i do

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/thesportsjunk/status/1149556122950361088

GORKAAAAAAAA

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Kurtofan posted:

How did people feel when they knew kerry was going to be the nominee

I just remember thinking there’s no way this country votes W into office and lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/tP8ivrV.mp4

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


https://twitter.com/zarzarbinkss/status/1029388134272905218

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

there’s a family that owns property in nevada with a direct view of Area 51 and they’ve been endlessly harassed by the federal govt for decades and had their house and mine bombed by airplanes lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/1149559056559824901

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


OnceAndFuture DILF posted:

good news! its a printer! it was saved from the internet and printed out and slapped right onto that cake

probably 2 minutes of work and 5 minute print job

makes you wonder how many goatse cakes have been made

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


Video games are lame now.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

wowza i never heard of her before. she owns lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/wayback_exe/status/1148356128088219656

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I watched the most recent documentaryish film about USA teen life and it was really timid and all the fears I had for my daughter just basically went away. Like, do some loving heroin already.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Addamere posted:

yea even if all 300k of them showed up in a mass zerg rush they'd just be gunned down

If they are using cwis they'll make it. Things can shoot 4500 rounds a minute but only for like 20 seconds and then they've gotta be reloaded, which takes forever.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1149566533917536257

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Admiral Ray posted:

If they are using cwis they'll make it. Things can shoot 4500 rounds a minute but only for like 20 seconds and then they've gotta be reloaded, which takes forever.

yea but what are the odds they're really all perfectly fanatical like supervillain mooks

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
I bet area 51 doesn't even have enough munitions to kill 300k people, that's a shitload of bullets

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the first person that gets silently atomized will scare off hundreds if not thousands more

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

then come the clusterbombs

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