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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

What's a bayonet count as?

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Byzantine posted:

What's a bayonet count as?

Gunblade, so true neutral.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like the joke is that rapiers are (literally) straight but I'm probably overthinking it.

You're definitely overthinking it, they just don't like it

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like the joke is that rapiers are (literally) straight but I'm probably overthinking it.

This. Also the gayest sword is the cutlass because not only is it literally not straight, it is used by pirates and sailors.

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?
Where do we put the gun that shoots swords at people?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Surely all swords and guns are gayer than centre, as they are primarily tools for men to penetrate other men.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I am more confused by slings bering more sword than gun.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Fathis Munk posted:

I am more confused by slings bering more sword than gun.

some folks call it a sling blade

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.
I assume the gay/straight is supposed to be weak/hardcore or lame/cool. But chainsaw, flamethrower, and grenade are all further left than I would expect.

The joke could be playing against expectations, but most entries are in the range of what I would expect someone to do. So, good on them for showing restraint, if that actually is the joke.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Or they just slapped together a chart without putting a ton of thought into it

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

jjack229 posted:

I assume the gay/straight is supposed to be weak/hardcore or lame/cool. But chainsaw, flamethrower, and grenade are all further left than I would expect.

The joke could be playing against expectations, but most entries are in the range of what I would expect someone to do. So, good on them for showing restraint, if that actually is the joke.

Well, flamethrowers are flaming.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

I figured the gay/straight axis was flamboyant -> standard. Still doesn't explain the Luger, though...

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

hmm. if straight means cool this graph sucks.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Well, for the record, I distributed the left-right axis almost completely randomly, except for the actual swords in which I considered how literally straight they are.

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate

Captain Foo posted:

some folks call it a sling blade

I call it a kaiser blade mmn hmmn

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
tag yourself, im 50% Suddenly without warning Judas Moment

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Yeah I think I might actually like that content but my god the design.

Burning Rain
Jul 17, 2006

What's happening?!?!

TheMaskedUgly posted:

tag yourself, im 50% Suddenly without warning Judas Moment

I'm fun and games

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I think that's just a diagram of the time that dude tried to explain the literary cycle for kingdom hearts.


See also
https://youtu.be/lwEwxKkCGJE

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

so was my roll good enough to charm the wench or what

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Wow, sex ed is complicated these days.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


Wrong thread, you want 'PYF perfect graphs and charts'.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

TheMaskedUgly posted:

tag yourself, im 50% Suddenly without warning Judas Moment
I'm "Life Before Awareness Orphan"

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.


taqueso posted:

Wrong thread, you want 'PYF perfect graphs and charts'.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

yobama is the underachiever kid who is gonna Make It and prove all the doubters wrong

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Obamos is just The Rock.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That diagram is imperfect because it does not depict pure Obama–Keanu or Thanos–Yoda hybrids.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

That diagram is imperfect because it does not depict pure Obama–Keanu or Thanos–Yoda hybrids.



The world is not ready for Yonos or Kebama

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

why anti-clockwise. I realise that’s not the worst thing about this but why.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soricidus posted:

why anti-clockwise. I realise that’s not the worst thing about this but why.

They made a pretty shape, put in the words, then realized they had to add the arrows.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
'pretty'?

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Soricidus posted:

why anti-clockwise. I realise that’s not the worst thing about this but why.

Because that's the direction the arrows point.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Soricidus posted:

why anti-clockwise. I realise that’s not the worst thing about this but why.

You say anti-clockwise, I say positive in theta.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Maxwells Demon posted:

You say anti-clockwise, I say positive in theta.

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Maxwells Demon posted:

You say anti-clockwise, I say positive in theta.

drat right. If you have a problem with it, take a trig class.

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Soricidus posted:

why anti-clockwise. I realise that’s not the worst thing about this but why.

Well you see, most "Man vs. Nature" stories in world history have been written in or about the northern hemisphere, in which rotating storms always move in a cyclonic (counter-clockwise) manner and it is in homage to this that the--
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