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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I gently covered it with a piece of seaweed and hunted for his harder, meatier brothers.

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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



A good creb

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Xenomrph posted:

A good creb



very smol but very good

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://m.imgur.com/r/combinedgifs/nuZ0cGJ

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Xenomrph posted:

A good creb


Meanwhile, in the opposite side of the planet...
https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/1148240117636784134

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006


la crab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Lockwell posted:

I live two days from the sea in any direction so I also add that to my list of 'not eating seafood' but whenever I'm around a shrimp ring it smells exactly like dead crabs!


There are a lot of reef safe crabs, I'm a big fan of arrow crabs.



Red scarlet hermit crabs are also very pretty, but as they get bigger they might start to harass snails to steal their shells.



If you want something a little more interesting, decorator crabs can be pretty docile, though they do like to nip at fish.




Some do! It tends to be quite the hassle for a hobbyist to manage it however. Chances are if you see a crab at a store it used to live in the wild. Or a crab farm.

What is the Lord (or Lady) of the Crabs I will make a tank for a true power crab if that's what it takes

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/baaaadscience/status/1148595028865892352

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Well look at that, I am doing my part to help the environment.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

crawbs

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1148984188013383680

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

Acht! Too many crabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9guxsIh0nXA

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jul 12, 2019

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Zeluth posted:

Too many crabs.

Mods!!?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I bobbled a 7inch crab out of a trap while on a kayak last night and it landed in front of lap and had to grab a sheathed knife to jam in his claw before he snipped my junk.

Sometimes you eat the crab and sometimes the crab crushed your balls.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Crabs pinch because they love.

In this instance, said crab loved your balls.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Vasectomy by Crab

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Instead of eating that crab you should train it to be your guard crab. The best defender of your home imaginable

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slaan posted:

Instead of eating that crab you should train it to be your guard crab. The best defender of your home imaginable

*burp*

Too late.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Mak0rz posted:

Vasectomy by Crab

Testicular Cancer

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Wild T posted:

Testicular Cancer

:hmmyes:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Wild T posted:

Testicular Cancer

:tviv:

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Wild T posted:

Testicular Cancer

Holy poo poo

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wild T posted:

Testicular Cancer

:eyepop:

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

LingcodKilla posted:

I bobbled a 7inch crab out of a trap while on a kayak last night and it landed in front of lap and had to grab a sheathed knife to jam in his claw before he snipped my junk.

Sometimes you eat the crab and sometimes the crab crushed your balls.

What are you some kind of anti-crab operator??

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Necros posted:

What are you some kind of anti-crab operator??

I’m very pro crab. I appreciate the beauty of all crabs.

Someday I hope my body gets dumped at sea where crabs can recycle me.

Just not yet. For now I eat them before they get their turn.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/abc/status/1149795186530312192?s=21

Also I was driving by my local KOA today and LOL

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1149336514570137604?s=09

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1149679459932549120?s=09

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1149855315774648320?s=09

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lol Gritty owns

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Crebs

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
C... Crabs???

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Sbarc = crabs

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
We don’t deserve Gritty he is too pure

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/38VSpqCxziI

cranmbs

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
My Fellow claw-hearted and carapace friends!

Thots n prayers for Jojo and co. since I am faced with the logistical nightmare of flying/shipping my lil snippets from Baltimore all the way to Anchorage, AK! I’m particularly worried about my shining star and hamster wheel champ Jojo at the moment because he hasn’t been quite acting himself, is missing part of a leg, and has a big fractured dent on his big claw. To make matters worse, it appears he went under to molt, which is REALLY bad since I would have to dig him up during the process and pack him into a small container in hopes the extreme cold temperatures across Canada and AK don’t leave me with a makeshift crabsket with his corpse sprawled out of his shell. That stupid crab gave me enough meaning during this dark time of my life these past few years that I must ensure his safety at all costs. :derp::cry:

If any of you experienced and worldly crab patrons have ideas or tips, I’m all antennae. Let me knooooow!!!


Bonus toad Jennifer, because she is nothing but a petite and pretty little lady, who literally waits for crickets and pillbugs to walk close enough to her lair.



BONUS BONUS Praying Mantis I found that is only interested in eating the heads of unfortunate crickets and leaving behind decapitated corpses and she only seems to eat the heads and litter the tank with gruesome cricket corpses.

Lockwell
Mar 31, 2010

Danke schon, na na, Danke schon.
I want to preface everything I'm about to say with the information that I've never had to ship live animals.

With that said I did some digging around and stumbled across this site https://shipyourreptiles.com/ it has lots of information and stuff under their FAQ and from what I've seen, Anchorage has true overnight delivery so they wouldn't be stuck in transit for any extra time.

I would check in on the crab tank at night, to see if Jojo is just spending the days under the sand, the majority of my tank do that and at night all of them come up to hang out.



As another note, someone asked about the Lord of crabs, which is clearly the coconut crab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgXud3GchBE

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Good luck JoJo! May the Great Shell protect you on your journey

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Also, it was warmer in Anchorage when I left at the beginning of the month than it was in Miami when I got home. Summertime up there does not gently caress around, some years.

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

MrYenko posted:

Also, it was warmer in Anchorage when I left at the beginning of the month than it was in Miami when I got home. Summertime up there does not gently caress around, some years.

It's been record-breakingly bad this year. :smith:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/anchorage-alaska-hits-90-degrees-record-shattering-heatwave-n1026876

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