|
AnoHito posted:No love for Aphrodite's "Zeus just decided to jizz into the ocean, and this happened"?
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 06:13
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 22:10 |
|
|
bird with big dick posted:at this point I’m assuming everyone on the planet is a child rapist except me Child rape is less common than following the lifestyles of rich and famous people might lead you to believe
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 06:22
|
|
|
puve posted:Child rape is less common than following the lifestyles of rich and famous people might lead you to believe uh like 10% of kids (1 in 5 girls) is the conservative estimate so no it's really not loving uncommon
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 06:42
|
|
|
You're right to disagree with the thing I didn't say
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 06:45
|
|
|
drat straight
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 06:47
|
|
|
Christoph posted:That's entirely too colorful. Is it teardrop with the point out? Or is it skinnier at the base? There was a Spanish nobleman with the latter. There is a thing I have heard reported by men who have had cosmetic penile enlargement, of a type of procedure where they transplant fat into the penis to make it thicker, but the fat just migrates down to the end in a big lump sort of like what's described (and incidentally Trump's mushroom like penis as described by Stormy Daniels)
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 07:59
|
|
|
Flesh Forge posted:There is a thing I have heard reported by men who have had cosmetic penile enlargement, of a type of procedure where they transplant fat into the penis to make it thicker, but the fat just migrates down to the end in a big lump sort of like what's described (and incidentally Trump's mushroom like penis as described by Stormy Daniels)
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:00
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:also Trump could just be circumcized and have an ugly dick gently caress you, ur dicks ugly
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:18
|
|
|
babypolis posted:gently caress you, ur dicks ugly
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:19
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:The one is not cause of the other. Just two separate characteristics true simultaneously. *sheathes katana* ok i will let you live.., for now...
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:26
|
|
|
hypothetically could you form a bit of cartilage inside a mouse to look like a handsome face and implant that into your dick
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:26
|
|
|
any god came out of someones rear end?
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:34
|
|
|
Poopus? Turdos?
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:34
|
|
|
Kurtofan posted:Poopus? Turdos? Crohnus
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:35
|
|
|
I think Epstein was supposed to have a dick wider in the base and thinner at the head. Also according to the Lorena Bobbit documentary her abusing rapist (and apparently a huge modern Trump supporting) ex-husband hosed up his dick getting a similar penile enlargement (after medical science was able to save it no less).FactsAreUseless posted:also Trump could just be circumcized and have an ugly dick babypolis posted:gently caress you, ur dicks ugly 
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:43
|
|
|
much like Marx recognized that the rural countryfolk are inherently reactionary, we must accept the same for men under 5'6 and with hosed up/microdicks
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 08:49
|
|
|
Dr. Killjoy posted:I think Epstein was supposed to have a dick wider in the base and thinner at the head. i listened to the pod cast linked above (pretty good, sort of in the mould of citations needed?) and it's this. it's separately described as 'egg-shaped'
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 10:02
|
|
|
drat who could have seen this coming https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1149989695620861952?s=20
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 11:41
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 14:10
|
|
|
Jose posted:drat who could have seen this coming so basically the story, from what i can gather, is¨ epstein is a math genius who drops out of school and gets a job as a teacher at a prestigious high school. he plays the role of cool teacher and socializes way too much with his students, even showing up to parties. his behavior is even more creepy towards the ladies, who he flirts with constantly. then he starts dating students and thats where his monstrous proclivities develop. or that was his plan all along, it doesnt really matter at some point epstein impresses some 1% parent and gets a job at bear stearns where he works with rich clients. now heres the part where im speculating: he meets some rich rear end in a top hat who wants to party. epsteins like sure! hell i can even get some hot young ladies to party with us! so he calls up some old students and rubs his hands. we all know what happens next. eventually he realizes he can make way more money from blackmail than finance and quits bear stearns to do it full time 30 years laters hes esnared basically the entire power structure of the us and here we are babypolis has issued a correction as of 15:27 on Jul 13, 2019 |
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 15:21
|
|
|
bird with big dick posted:at this point I’m assuming everyone on the planet is a child rapist except me it's everyone who makes six plus figures
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 15:59
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:10
|
|
|
username post vombo combo
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:12
|
|
|
babypolis posted:so basically the story, from what i can gather, is¨ I think this is basically it tho I question the "entire power structure" line it's just some significant figures (everyone has more trustworthy sources)
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:13
|
|
|
Eric Cartman
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:31
|
|
|
an actual dog posted:I think this is basically it tho I question the "entire power structure" line it's just some significant figures (everyone has more trustworthy sources) i mean hes got 2 presidents of the last 4 presidents
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:35
|
|
|
babypolis posted:i mean hes got 2 presidents of the last 4 presidents Lol just two. naive
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 16:46
|
|
|
It's wild how a little while ago I was laughing at pizza gate types. Turns out they were right and I'm the idiot
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 17:33
|
|
|
i’m confused does anyone actually want a frankendick
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 17:37
|
|
|
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=Egg%20penis,Clinton%20Global%20Initiative,Baby%20Fists Looked at the numbers, poo poo checks out. “Clinton Global Initiative” was wildly popular and taking and unexpected downturn around Jan 2017. “Egg penis” has shown positive results in CA, TX, and NY with numbers showing a proactive affinity on the NYC region. “Baby Fists” is more popular than ever and yields the best results. Truly the best.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 17:52
|
|
|
big dong wanter posted:It's wild how a little while ago I was laughing at pizza gate types. Turns out they were right and I'm the idiot the entire point of pizzagate was to make "the elite have pedo sex slavery rings" seem as stupid as possible when we'd seen plenty of evidence this poo poo was real
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 18:05
|
|
|
The only unrealistic part of pizzagate was that the elites would do their kid loving in a basement rather than surrounded by the unimaginable luxury they're used to.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 18:14
|
|
|
Calde posted:the entire point of pizzagate was to make "the elite have pedo sex slavery rings" seem as stupid as possible when we'd seen plenty of evidence this poo poo was real pizzagate has the same dumb-guy-version-of-something-real-and-obvious qualities of all right wing conspiracy theories the government and society is run by a small set of extremely powerful people who manipulate it to their will! could it be the class of ultra-wealthy capitalists who benefit most from the system, wield power and who we know lobby and influence the system to that benefit? no, its the illuminati/lizard people/liberal arts academics media shapes what we think and the way we think it! is it that it's designed to make us into consumers and laborers who enable the status quo while directing our ire at pointless or counterproductive targets? no, it wants to make us gay muslim communists, notorious wielders of power in america the american military/intelligence sector has limitless resources and jurisdiction with absolutely no moral guidance! could it be that they act in the interest of american corporations around the world destabilizing governments and creating false grounds for conflict, like, you know, has happened time and again in history? no, theyre actually going to save america and thwart trump and say they dont even have venezuelas phone number oh wait sorry that last one was dems. i meant, no, they killed breitbart
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 18:37
|
|
|
What the literal gently caress. quote:Just three months ago, as federal prosecutors were closing in with new charges, Mr. Epstein had a conversation with R. Couri Hay, a publicist, about continuing to improve his reputation. Mr. Epstein asserted that what he was convicted of did not constitute pedophilia, recalled Mr. Hay, who declined to represent him. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/13/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-new-york-elite.html
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 19:00
|
|
|
Jeffrey “ephebephilia” Eggstein
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 19:31
|
|
|
hell of a post un combo
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 20:14
|
|
|
tpink posted:What the literal gently caress. 16+ is bad enough but jfc if raped a 13 year old tie a millstone around his neck and throw him in the ocean
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 20:17
|
|
|
babypolis posted:so basically the story, from what i can gather, is¨ You forgot to mention the guy who hired him back in the 70s is attorney general barrs dad Yes this is absolutely insane that these connections go back so far . Oh and the book thing is just icing on top https://twitter.com/dchiasso/status/1149873057047228416
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 21:14
|
|
|
that old iron loin cloth dream
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 21:22
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 22:10 |
|
|
Dreylad posted:that old iron loin cloth dream Norman Spinning-in-his-grave-rad
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2019 21:34
|
|
