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i haven't gotten it yet, was a bit disappointed that mary jo isn't there and instead there's some rando from the riffs i never buy? if he's good i'll eat my words, though.
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Jun 23, 2019 16:56
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I think he works out. the movie is less faithful to Sherlockiana than most fanfic, so be ready for that.
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I finally brought myself to watch Rollergator. It's about as bad as everyone said it would be. The most hilarious thing to me was the sudden scene of Joe Estevez talking to that giant mutant creature. Like, the rest of the movie runs together and is the same problems in every scene, but then THAT GUY shows up looking like his production quality is far too good to be in this piece of poo poo.
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Things I enjoyed less than Rollergator: The first episode of Stranger things (riffed). Birdbox. My cholecystectomy. In fact Mike and the guys are welcome to copy and paste this blurb free of charge. "Rollergator: ...more fun than a cholecystectomy..." -The Something Awful forums.
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For me Rollergator is right to the edge of the line in terms of badness before the riffing isn't worth it. I enjoyed the riff even though the movie is excruciating. I think it's definitely the worst movie that's ever been riffed from any iteration or branch off of MST3K. And a big part of that is the goddamn loop of music.
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X-O posted:For me Rollergator is right to the edge of the line in terms of badness before the riffing isn't worth it. I enjoyed the riff even though the movie is excruciating. I think it's definitely the worst movie that's ever been riffed from any iteration or branch off of MST3K. And a big part of that is the goddamn loop of music. I would consider re-watching or even re-buying if they just had a version where they remixed the sound with the music at a lower volume. I didn't get through because that soundtrack was both unlistenable and at the same level as the actors.
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It only takes a minute to deeply regret my purchase of Rollergator Rollergatorrrrr
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I really recommend Mercy Mission for early 90's made-for-TV goodness. It's based on a real story, which means they change a lot of key details to make things more dramatic. Scott Bakula's plane is lost over the Pacific and it's up to Robert Logia and a plane full of passengers to find him before he crashes. Also, it's Christmas. I'd plugged it on ideas.rifftrax and figured I may as well plug it here too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4_f3T8AzJo
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X-O posted:For me Rollergator is right to the edge of the line in terms of badness before the riffing isn't worth it. I enjoyed the riff even though the movie is excruciating. I think it's definitely the worst movie that's ever been riffed from any iteration or branch off of MST3K. And a big part of that is the goddamn loop of music. I agree. Like I was saying earlier, the problem is that everything is the same with it. You watch one scene of bad sound, bad acting, bad dialogue, bad humor, nonsense plot, etc. and know that every scene that follows is going to be the same. You're stuck with it. The classic bad movies are those that go places and find variety in why they're so ridiculous.
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Jun 25, 2019 13:58
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There's a distinct lack of overbearing guitar noodling ITT, and not one of you has made a sad attempt at rap lyrics. Anyway Hillbillies in a Haunted House is entirely forgettable and should probably be skipped, the title is way more fun than the film.
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By popular demand posted:There's a distinct lack of overbearing guitar noodling ITT, and not one of you has made a sad attempt at rap lyrics. I thought HiaHH had a certain charm to it, especially with its absurdly high acting pedigree for its villains for what was essentially a Josie and the Pussycats story.
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I like Hillbillies in a Haunted House cause its basically a scooby doo episode that takes a derailing turn into the weirdest defense of the confederacy ever put to film
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Jun 26, 2019 05:57
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Barudak posted:the weirdest defense of the confederacy ever put to film Okay I guess I'll have to pay closer attention next time this is on the Twitch channel because I totally missed this
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Jun 26, 2019 13:23
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How could the south be evil if they had gowns and basement gorillas?
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Jun 27, 2019 04:55
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Trash is back! The newest riff is the first movie of the Bronx Warriors trilogy that brought us MST3K 705: Escape 2000. Can't wait to watch this one. https://www.rifftrax.com/1990-bronx-warriors
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Jun 28, 2019 20:20
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Awww yisss! We'd just like to remind you to LEAVE THE BRONX.
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Jun 28, 2019 21:06
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By popular demand posted:Awww yisss! Even though this is Italy, LEAVE THE BRONX!
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Jun 28, 2019 23:48
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Curse my frugalness! I only chipped in $20 to the kickstarter this year and now I want to see Octaman but it is $13. Next year: TO THE LIMIT
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Mister Kingdom posted:Even though this is Italy, LEAVE Is our biker gang supposed to be sympathetic at all? At least one guy is an actual, for real, nazi with swastikas and poo poo which makes it easy for maybe 30% of the population.
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mobby_6kl posted:Is our biker gang supposed to be sympathetic at all? At least one guy is an actual, for real, nazi with swastikas and poo poo which makes it easy for maybe 30% of the population. Nobody's supposed to be sympathetic except Trash and the girl and probably Fred Williamson. These kinds of Italian movies are big on nihilistic outlooks.
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Jun 30, 2019 22:14
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So it’s c-spam, the movie?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otx49Ko3fxw&t=107s Cindy Goes to a Party.
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not Even worth it.
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Jul 1, 2019 20:37
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Ehh. Bronx Warriors wasn't very good and I don't think I'll ever rewatch it. The director clearly learned from his mistakes though, the Escape 2000 mst3k episode is one of the best.
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Jul 1, 2019 20:54
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The bronx is a place which I should have left!
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Jul 1, 2019 23:39
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 TOOT TOOT "Fine stay in the Bronx, see if I care" VROOM
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The Fourth of July is an excellent time for Bob Crane to talk about patriotism. Truly a word salad of a short, up there with Drugs Are LIke That and Your Chance To Live: Technological Failures.
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loving psyched becasue they're showing Samurai Cop tonight (unriffed) at my neighborhood rep house. 
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mobby_6kl posted:Is our biker gang supposed to be sympathetic at all? At least one guy is an actual, for real, nazi with swastikas and poo poo which makes it easy for maybe 30% of the population. That guy turns out to be a traitor, OP. Whooda thunk it? Also bikers sporting Nazi gear to be transgressive was a thing back in the day before the actual Nazis came back.
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Jul 5, 2019 15:20
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Bronx Warriors was a trilogy? Great! I've missed Toblerone :3
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Another Bill posted:loving psyched becasue they're showing Samurai Cop tonight (unriffed) at my neighborhood rep house. By the way, this was awesome but whoever said Samurai Cop is like a porn movie wothout the sex scenes should watch the original cut. Yowza. I think all the women in the movie are naked at some point, half of them full frontal.
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Vicissitude posted:Bronx Warriors was a trilogy? Great! I've missed Toblerone :3 He only appears in Escape though 
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By popular demand posted:He only appears in Escape though Aw, lame
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New riff is up, Kill or Be Killed. A South African karate movie. With Nazis.
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A movie they've already riffed before, Kill and Kill Again, is the sequel to that.
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Jul 13, 2019 16:23
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They must be pretty crappy Nazis to have gone to the wrong continent.
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This may be a surprise but there was a large African theater in WWII. North African, tho. To be sure.
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You all may recognize the actor who plays Steve Chase. That is James Ryan, who was also in SPACE MUTINY. He was MacPhearson, aka the dude with the cane.
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rickiep00h posted:This may be a surprise but there was a large African theater in WWII. And Eastern (though to a lesser extent); Italy had Ethiopia and Somalia.
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