WWE's Extreme Rules is the coolest show this weekend

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE's Extreme Rules is the coolest show this weekend

«‹›38 »

Does Extreme Rules live up to the EXTREME Spirit? This poll is closed.
Yes, I almost didn't realize this was WWE and not late 90s ECW!	2	4.26%
No... it's even more Extreme than anything they've ever done before!	7	14.89%
Wow this show is really cool. Like.... I've never seen anything cooler than this.	7	14.89%
So wait, why doesn't Baron Corbin just kick Becky in the face and pin HER?	31	65.96%
Total:	37 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

katatonic: Mar 14, 2007

Give Joe the loving belt you idiots

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:06

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 10:04

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Todd Phillips with a Meek Mill reference so subtle that Mauro's head exploded.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

boxcarhobo posted:

an extremely fast kevin owens squash over noted idiot dolph into a promo to get himself more over is good considering KO is great with a live mic, it was one of the more fine things on the show

so the extremely fast squash match and promo is better than most of this STACKED UNDERCARD, wow wwe sure knows how to put on a show.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

I love Kofi but I hope Joe wins this, because Joe is cool and they can't keep beating him over and over again please Jesus give him something

I don't want either guy to lose this :ohdear:

Maybe Brock will do a Rollins and we can have a Triple Threat with Brock for the title at Summerslam!

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Chris James 2 posted:

And maybe Chris Brookes will challenge Twitter to unsuspend his account

How can he lead the Maki Itoh Respect Army without a twitter account :negative:

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 26 minutes!

Get a haircut idiot

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

They didnt announce where Kofi was from

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

boxcarhobo: Jun 23, 2005

Grem posted:

Oh poo poo this guy is still around, feel like Kofi doesn't deserve to lose to Joe.

if there is anyone i'd be fine with kofi losing to, its Samoa Joe

unfortunately kofi will win and then brock will cash in and throw him out of the arena will smith in fresh prince style (shout out philly) and then hold the belt for 3 years, working 8 matches total in that timespan

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:07

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SaberToothedPie posted:

bad take. with the turn you have to have aj cheat so ppl wont just cheer him for having a cool match with ricochet

Yes. Cheating helps with the whole heeling thing. But the feud started when AJ challenged Ricochet and then beat him clean in a non-Title match. For that to somehow go to a heel turn where he needs his buddies to help cheat for him in a matter of two weeks is loving awful storytelling.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Has stone cold said on his podcast what he thinks about them redoing his entire character with KO

He and Owens really get on well and have riffed on social media about making sure Owens uses the Stunner correctly.

Owens credits Austin with giving him really good advice when he was a nobody trying to become a wrestler and approached him at an airport (from memory) where Austin despite being exhausted gave him some pointers on character work.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:08

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 26 minutes!

I would literally eat those pancakes if I was there

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:08

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

KO on the watch along

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:09

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

bag bug air

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:09

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012; Can't post for 27 minutes!

lol I thought KO hit Adam Cole with a Thesz Press

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:09

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

He and Owens really get on well and have riffed on social media about making sure Owens uses the Stunner correctly.

Owens credits Austin with giving him really good advice when he was a nobody trying to become a wrestler and approached him at an airport (from memory) where Austin despite being exhausted gave him some pointers on character work.

Well that's cool then

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:09

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Sanguinia posted:

Dear Eric Bischoff:

Please build Smackdown's Main Event Scene around Kofi, Owens, Black, Cesaro, and Joe and actually push the Tag Division. TIA

Cesaro and Joe are Raw Superstars.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:10

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Ugh more plodding WWE heeeeaaaattt match style

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:11

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DeepDickPizza posted:

Cesaro and Joe are Raw Superstars.

Wildcard baby!

Also are you sure Joe didn't move back to SD? I haven't seen him on Raw.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:11

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

I don't mean to body shame but go back to the drawing board with that hair choice, Joe

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:11

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

Cesaro and Joe are Raw Superstars.

I really don't think this matters anymore.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:11

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i want to try some bug air and see if its really too spicy for me. what are the scoville units

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:12

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Cavauro posted:

i want to try some bug air and see if its really too spicy for me. what are the scoville units

How do you feel about sriracha

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DeepDickPizza posted:

Cesaro and Joe are Raw Superstars.

This literally means nothing. The brand split is meaningless.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:13

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Cavauro posted:

i want to try some bug air and see if its really too spicy for me. what are the scoville units

buy 2000 superworms and 2 pounds of wheat bran and mix in a wastebasket for a month

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:13

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

maybe they shouldve put the comedy squash match on the preshow instead of having an ic title change.

It's a Shane-adjacent angle, that wouldn't happen.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:14

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

JESUS CHRIST JOE!

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:14

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

love some superworm sriracha

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:14

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

metals have no odor. if you smell something thats your own nasty smell of your body reacting to it.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:15

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

EXTREME rope break

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:16

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

match is very boring

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:16

boxcarhobo: Jun 23, 2005

None of these matches have felt particularly extreme

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:16

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

boxcarhobo posted:

None of these matches have felt particularly ~~extreme~~ good

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

boxcarhobo posted:

None of these matches have felt particularly extreme

good thing we have the EXTREME RULES WINNER TAKES ALL INTERGENDER MAIN EVENT

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Drew McIntyre posted:

match is very boring

Have an alternative commentary track

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/cd907w/alex_marvez_fight_for_the_fallen_superbad/

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/DaveMuscarella/status/1150588219005833216

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The current Smackdown tag team champion graphic on WWE.com is BIG E by himself laughing :lol:

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

That's a good chant by the crowd.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:17

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

gently caress you.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh. That was kind of a weak ending.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:18

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 10:04

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

this match is fine

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:18

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE's Extreme Rules is the coolest show this weekend

«‹›38 »