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Now we just need to pull the trigger on Mexican Girl Wolverine and maybe enough of them will die out that we can make some progress
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Zeroisanumber posted:lol as if Grace Jones isn't a loving goddess get this: he's extremely racist
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:This is pretty funny considering that in the novels Bond is portrayed as a barely functioning alcoholic and sex addict who clearly cannot operate in normal society, and who gets his poo poo absolutely wrecked at least several times per book yeah, any agent that gets caught as often as he does would be relegated to desk duty at best. he's just a fuckup who's exceptionally lucky
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Classic movie James Bond loses almost every fistfight and usually gets saved by a girl. This is why men are killing themselves
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The Ultimate Doge posted:Why is that better Because Chinese people just want to watch stupid flashy poo poo that lets them escape from their lives for 90 minutes, and aren't looking for narratives that reinforce all of their most reactionary desires.
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pookel posted:I'm autistic, not a "liberal," and not getting that a post is nonserious is pretty normal for me, but thanks for being a huge rear end in a top hat about it! Well "They're" means "they are", climate change is not going to be stopped and the functioning or nonfunctioning of a private company like the NRA has brought about no changes in gun regulation. And I'm sorry I didn't know you were neurodivergent.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Because Chinese people just want to watch stupid flashy poo poo that lets them escape from their lives for 90 minutes, and aren't looking for narratives that reinforce all of their most reactionary desires. Yeah but they love Bay's Transformers so it's a wash
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Jul 15, 2019 17:06
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James Bond isn't even that suave or witty, it's just that every woman he meets has a name that means "it's great for you to gently caress me." All he has to do is raise his eyebrows suggestively, it's a layup
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Jul 15, 2019 17:11
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i feel like they weren't even trying once they got to "octopussy"
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Jul 15, 2019 17:12
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Petr posted:I'm not autistic, and there's nothing to indicate the post wasn't serious. I'm not sure why Bedshaped is having a moment at you. he’s upset no one is jumping on the Zoomer train and lashing out
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Bedshaped posted:Well "They're" means "they are", climate change is not going to be stopped and the functioning or nonfunctioning of a private company like the NRA has brought about no changes in gun regulation. The NRA isn't a private company - or a company at all - it's a right-wing lobbying organization that gets terrible Stand Your Ground laws passed that get a lot of black people killed (among many other lovely racist things!) and they have imploded over the last year after a bunch of teenagers made their brand toxic on social media. Their funding is in the toilet, the leadership has fallen apart, and for the first time in decades politicians are willing to stand up to them because they're not afraid that disagreeing with them will tank their campaigns. "Climate change is not going to be stopped" just sounds like lovely right-wing nihilism. Re: autism, it's all good, just understand that I'm going to miss "obvious" sarcasm a lot of the time.
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Woman wearing gown with a slit down the side: "Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Sophie Soppingvagina" The most charming man in the world: 
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Jul 15, 2019 17:20
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James Bond meeting a woman is like if Moe just called out the names voluntarily without Bart having to make any up
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pookel posted:I didn't say "they're" anywhere though? You can't stop climate change, it's already happening lol
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Al! posted:yeah, any agent that gets caught as often as he does would be relegated to desk duty at best. he's just a fuckup who's exceptionally lucky Gets away with a lot of terrible immature behavior & moronic risk-taking because he's occasionally really good at his job and everyone likes him
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Because Chinese people just want to watch stupid flashy poo poo that lets them escape from their lives for 90 minutes, and aren't looking for narratives that reinforce all of their most reactionary desires. none of the movies people say were ruined for chinese audiences ever had any chance of being good anyway
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Because Chinese people just want to watch stupid flashy poo poo that lets them escape from their lives for 90 minutes, and aren't looking for narratives that reinforce all of their most reactionary desires. negative depictions of police are forbidden too
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KGB agent "May Day." This is what the left used to be like Al! posted:i feel like they weren't even trying once they got to "octopussy"
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pookel posted:James Bond is basically Jake Peralta he's not even that good at his job, it's just that any of the women who could say otherwise mysteriously end up dead
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deckgibson posted:well also that’s pretty much the only content you can produce given the CCP’s ridiculous censorship rules (for example time travel and skeletons are prohibited) so your average Christopher Nolan movie
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deckgibson posted:well also that’s pretty much the only content you can produce given the CCP’s ridiculous censorship rules (for example time travel and skeletons are prohibited) Didn't the last avengers movie have time travel? It made bank in China
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What if the female 007 meets guys with names like Dick Harden
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Hell yeah gently caress up those American pigs 
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Jewel Repetition posted:What if the female 007 meets guys with names like Dick Harden still too subtle, it'd be like Boner Floppily
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Jewel Repetition posted:What if the female 007 meets guys with names like Dick Harden That would actually make me love her if she was like "mm, I should hope so"
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Epic High Five posted:still too subtle, it'd be like Boner Floppily Steel Rod
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Jewel Repetition posted:Woman wearing gown with a slit down the side: "Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Sophie Soppingvagina" Special Agent Jack Decker
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i hope she mostly shoots guys in the dick and balls, gives em a full on scalise
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Al! posted:i hope she mostly shoots guys in the dick and balls, gives em a full on scalise I hope there's a rivalry between her and James Bond where he starts shooting women in the pussy and everyone gets mad at him
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007 after a one in a million shot: Oh dear, this courier seems to have dropped his package *MI6 erupts in applause* James bond after same: It looks like that egg... has been scrambled *Everyone in MI6 whips out their phones to start cancelling him*
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007: THIS IS REVERSE SEXISM
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Bond clearing his throat and adjusting his tie as he tries to salvage his dignity: That is to say... the ovaries, are over-easy *White woman in MI6 tells 007 to shake her head so she can record it and post it as a gif on Bond's Twitter*
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Pre-Craig James Bond lacks object permanence.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Hell yeah gently caress up those American pigs Do the American bad guys speak Chinese with a bad American accent?
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Epic High Five posted:still too subtle, it'd be like Boner Floppily
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