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For some reason I remembered MAN CRATES this weekend and went to see if they still exist because the "send people dumb poo poo in a box" craze seems to be dying, but sure enough: https://www.mancrates.com/ Ship your man a box full of insecurities today! My favorite bit:  As seen on the MANLIEST TV SHOW OF ALL: The View
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Jul 15, 2019 14:40
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 This may actually be the world's shittiest gift of all time
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Jul 15, 2019 14:48
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mmm love trying to sweep up chunks of concrete off the floor before my dumbass dog eats it
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Jul 15, 2019 17:11
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When you need a gift that says "Hey dad, I don't actually know you well enough to get you something you'd like so here's some generic novelty Man Objects" but you don't even know enough about your dad to know which of the generic man objects to get him
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Jul 15, 2019 17:14
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finally a crate for us men!
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Jul 15, 2019 17:25
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i was getting really jealous watching my wife crack open crate after crate full of perfumes and tampons
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Jul 15, 2019 17:27
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everyone likes loot crates
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Jul 15, 2019 17:35
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Plank Walker posted:i was getting really jealous watching my wife crack open crate after crate full of perfumes and tampons seriously wondering why this ain't a thing
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Jul 15, 2019 17:36
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introducing menstCRATEion
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Jul 15, 2019 17:37
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got any sevens posted:everyone likes loot crates "hey what do we do with this $30 worth of garbage we can't sell?" "put it together in a box and sell it to idiots for $50"
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Jul 15, 2019 17:37
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Fetish boxes are the next big thing, get three used pairs of panties to "use" a week for the low, low price of $2000 a month
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Jul 15, 2019 17:49
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Shame Boy posted:For some reason I remembered MAN CRATES this weekend and went to see if they still exist because the "send people dumb poo poo in a box" craze seems to be dying, but sure enough:  It's just all the background poo poo in one box.
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Jul 15, 2019 18:02
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Mr. Lobe posted:lol just lol if you think the mafia is anything but a business venture no no the disrespectful part is comparing the mafia to any business that'd call employees 'associates' or the like, because as i understand it the mafia tends to take care of their own mostly
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Jul 15, 2019 18:21
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Kitfox88 posted:no no the disrespectful part is comparing the mafia to any business that'd call employees 'associates' or the like, because as i understand it the mafia tends to take care of their own mostly On the one hand they think of each other as family in more than just a patronizing corporate paternalism way. On the other hand, instead of being fired you and your entire family get murdered and dissolved in acid, so its impossible to say which is better
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Jul 15, 2019 18:38
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Shame Boy posted:
No that's smart because people don't buy that poo poo for themselves, they buy it as gifts.
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Jul 15, 2019 18:53
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My brother got me a hot sauce subscription box and I really enjoyed it 
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Jul 15, 2019 19:03
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Not a Children posted:My brother got me a hot sauce subscription box and I really enjoyed it At least food subscriptions can get eaten, and aren't garbage you have to keep on a shelf for all eternity.
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Jul 15, 2019 19:16
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Shame Boy posted:On the one hand they think of each other as family in more than just a patronizing corporate paternalism way. On the other hand, instead of being fired you and your entire family get murdered and dissolved in acid, so its impossible to say which is better Mafia doesn't have right-to-work so really they're a better place to work.
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Jul 15, 2019 19:50
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Shima Honnou posted:Mafia doesn't have right-to-work so really they're a better place to work. when closed shops are illegal, only criminals have closed shops
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Jul 15, 2019 19:52
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spankmeister posted:No that's smart because people don't buy that poo poo for themselves, they buy it as gifts. Yeah I know, it's just funny they put it right there front and center 
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Jul 15, 2019 21:06
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https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1149960645049290752
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Raqqa Flocka Flame posted:Former panhandler here, just wanted to chime in. I’ve had a lot of crappy jobs in my life and begging is still by far the most soul crushing. Mostly everyone looks through you like you’re a pan of glass, and a number of the ones who acknowledge you exist spew vitriol at you. You stop feeling like a person after a while. And if you’re doing it in a downtown area you'll make about a little less than minimum wage (you can make a lot more if you take a bus out to a shopping center in a wealthy suburb, but the clock is ticking until the cops show up). I'm glad I can do that much, because I always feel monstrously terrible for not having cash on hand, and even then I don't have a ton. You can blame the lack of a social safety net for creating this situation, but a few dollars might make the difference between eating that night or having money for a cheap place to stay.
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Jul 15, 2019 22:31
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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1150878230490075138
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Jul 16, 2019 00:05
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Lol gently caress chic fil a
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Jul 16, 2019 00:22
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My fiancees mom has been tied up in legal issues with her old employer. She got injured on the job when she got rear-ended traveling from point a to b. The city paid out diddly poo poo she her lawyer said take it to workers comp. Turns out the guy didn't have workers comp insurance (which I've got a fun story about that once this ends) so they're tied up figuring out how much he has to pay and all that fun poo poo. Well her lawyer brought up some pay discrepancies and he just cut her a check for almost $3k because wage theft is real. I used to work there were I made the gourmet popcorn. The caramelizer was too tall to stir popcorn in without a step ladder only because he was king poo poo of the world he didn't really believe in safety protocols so my ladder was a milk crate.
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https://twitter.com/thenib/status/1150822506732720128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw gently caress bezos
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Do you ever worry that tech millionaires working at their first job where they get to call in rich are paying too much in taxes? Don't worry, there's a fix for that! And the Seattle Times (owned by the Blethen family, who are uber-wealthy anti-inheritance-tax fuckheads) is presenting it like it's so good.
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Jul 16, 2019 00:56
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Thanatosian posted:Do you ever worry that tech millionaires working at their first job where they get to call in rich are paying too much in taxes? Don't worry, there's a fix for that! And the Seattle Times (owned by the Blethen family, who are uber-wealthy anti-inheritance-tax fuckheads) is presenting it like it's so good. I wonder how many more days must pass before the masses start separating these assholes from their vital fluids. For the sake of humanity I hope that this day comes soon
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Jul 16, 2019 01:08
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Not sure if you actually looked it, but that image is talking trash on men too. It's just a different dig.
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Jul 16, 2019 01:51
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Not a Children posted:My brother got me a hot sauce subscription box and I really enjoyed it yeah we did fuego box for a few months but it kinda got repetitive - one sweet, one regular, and one stunt sauce - usually one of them was good and the other two were fine to bad, but at $30 a month it was extremely not worth it
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ScrubLeague posted:yeah we did fuego box for a few months but it kinda got repetitive - one sweet, one regular, and one stunt sauce - usually one of them was good and the other two were fine to bad, but at $30 a month it was extremely not worth it I love and make hotsauce. But this is what stops me. I always break down the price to $10-25 a bottle and nope out
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Jul 16, 2019 05:36
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what is it with gringos and capsaicin + artificial flavoring. eat a loving habanero or jalapeno for once
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Jul 16, 2019 05:37
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Larry Parrish posted:what is it with gringos and capsaicin + artificial flavoring. eat a loving habanero or jalapeno for once Food with herbs and spices and vinegar tastes good 
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Jul 16, 2019 05:40
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the only hot sauce I like is ketchup
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Jul 16, 2019 05:43
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Larry Parrish posted:what is it with gringos and capsaicin + artificial flavoring. eat a loving habanero or jalapeno for once they don’t use it for flavor they use it as a substitute for personality
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Jul 16, 2019 05:54
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Kitfox88 posted:the only hot sauce I like is ketchup The only correct opinion.
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Jul 16, 2019 05:58
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Mix jalapeno and ketchup.
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Those concrete gift cards could get some ancillary income by making them shaped like testicles and marketed toward Bachelorette parties.
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