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What type of plants are you interested in growing?
This poll is closed.
Perennials! 142 20.91%
Annuals! 30 4.42%
Woody plants! 62 9.13%
Succulent plants! 171 25.18%
Tropical plants! 60 8.84%
Non-vascular plants are the best! 31 4.57%
Screw you, I'd rather eat them! 183 26.95%
Total: 679 votes
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FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
NH. I figured that window had closed. I planted them last year and was really hoping to see some blooms this year.

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kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

FreelanceSocialist posted:

So zero of the loving peonies are flowering

You didn't do a Final Solution on the ants and gas them, did you? Peonies actually need ants to open their buds. My great aunt actually did that.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

kid sinister posted:

You didn't do a Final Solution on the ants and gas them, did you? Peonies actually need ants to open their buds. My great aunt actually did that.

Nope, knew about ants being good guys here.

edit: I checked on stuff when I got home a bit ago. There's ants, the plants appear healthy with new growth, there's just no buds.

FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 2, 2019

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I generally fail to grow anything so I recently planted some dandelion seeds from outside in a pot of dollar store potting soil and! I have sprouts!! I'm gonna grow a salad

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
Next, you should try poison ivy. I've had great luck growing tons of it.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
If you want a plant with some foreign flare, try planting Kudzu!

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost
Japanese Knotweed is also a fine choice!

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
My brother in law lives in an apartment with no yard so he seeded a nice pot with some grass and trims it with scissors. I think about that a lot. His lawn looks better than mine

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
my coleus keeps losing and regaining its color seemingly at random. I've pinched off old growth, moved it to a location with a bit more shade, moved it to get a bit more sun, watered less frequently, watered more frequently, nothing seems to have much difference on the overall plant health. the youngest leaves are always bright and red, but the generation or two of older leaves turn yellow and red like every other day. I've put some very mild nitrogen fertilizer in with the last watering, maybe that'll help.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

FreelanceSocialist posted:

Next, you should try poison ivy. I've had great luck growing tons of it.

It would be good to have on hand... Specifically, my enemy's hand

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

SpartanIvy posted:

If you want a plant with some foreign flare, try planting Kudzu!

It's also edible so...

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

indigi posted:

my coleus keeps losing and regaining its color seemingly at random.

after watering with the nitrogen fertilizer some of the leaves have turned red again within hours, but again I’ve seen that happen before. hopefully this time it sticks

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I saw patio fruit trees mentioned a while back, any fertiliser recommendations? I'm in the UK and I want to give my tiny little gala apples a decent chance.

Zixie Draco
Jun 23, 2019

indigi posted:

my coleus keeps losing and regaining its color seemingly at random. I've pinched off old growth, moved it to a location with a bit more shade, moved it to get a bit more sun, watered less frequently, watered more frequently, nothing seems to have much difference on the overall plant health. the youngest leaves are always bright and red, but the generation or two of older leaves turn yellow and red like every other day. I've put some very mild nitrogen fertilizer in with the last watering, maybe that'll help.

Get some cow poo and Miracle Grow liquid plant drops. (follow the instructions ). My grandmother used this and had beautiful coleus. She would pinch pieces in the fall to root in a jar of water over the winter. Next summer more glory!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Zixie Draco posted:

Get some cow poo and Miracle Grow liquid plant drops. (follow the instructions ). My grandmother used this and had beautiful coleus. She would pinch pieces in the fall to root in a jar of water over the winter. Next summer more glory!

I already had miracle grow plant food sticks in there and I know those probably aren't as good, but I did add a generous half inch of compost to the pot. Hopefully that does the job!

elgarbo
Mar 26, 2013

Love getting plant mail. Here's my new fernleaf cactus (Selenicereus chrysocardium) which is now one of the weirder cacti in my collection.

Charlatan Eschaton
Feb 23, 2018

That's a nice one, got a tree with a shady spot for it to live in or are you gonna keep it inside?

I have a bunch of Selenicereus Pteranthus all around my yard and had a few flowers last week.


Frog visitor in this one.


Also had a dry spell last month and I think that triggered my dragon fruit to bloom for the first time ever, the flower was a foot long it was crazy.

Unfortunately it didn't get pollinated so no fruit this time, just withered away after the flower. Never gotten a fruit off the selenicereus either.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

One of my cynoglossum (chinese forget-me-not) started to bloom.



I think my moonflower is starting to bud as well, which is a bit earlier than I expected (it's been about 2 months since it emerged). Now that it's budding, is it best practice to not give it fertilizer? It's starting to drop its first leaves, but it's hard to tell if that's nutrient stress, water stress (it got less than normal over the long weekend which it spent inside) or general aging.



This thing has got legs though, it climbed all the way up my 6' bamboo pole, then halfway up the other side, and I think I'm diverting it back on the other side again. It's got a bunch of side-vines which are awkwardly sprawling around as well.

Eeyo fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 9, 2019

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Hooray, the Japanese beetles have returned.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Charlatan Eschaton posted:

That's a nice one, got a tree with a shady spot for it to live in or are you gonna keep it inside?

I have a bunch of Selenicereus Pteranthus all around my yard and had a few flowers last week.


Frog visitor in this one.


Also had a dry spell last month and I think that triggered my dragon fruit to bloom for the first time ever, the flower was a foot long it was crazy.

Unfortunately it didn't get pollinated so no fruit this time, just withered away after the flower. Never gotten a fruit off the selenicereus either.
This is really awesome just FYI

elgarbo
Mar 26, 2013

Charlatan Eschaton posted:

That's a nice one, got a tree with a shady spot for it to live in or are you gonna keep it inside?

Awesome flower time lapses!

I'll be putting it up in a shady spot in the greenhouse, a job for today.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Hi plant thread, here are some of my plants. I started out with a few years ago when I moved in our house and they just slowly added up over time getting plants from people and buying a few here and there. My back yard was a waste land when we moved in, I did all the landscaping and planting myself and it's finally finished for the most part so I pretty much just keep it maintained now.

This is my giant Orchid that I got from a neighbor when it was a tiny pathetic plant on the brink of death. It bounced back quite nicely and i just recently moved it into the biggest hanging basket i could find.





My plant shelves and aloe. The aloe plants started from one crappy plant i got for free years ago and it just kept getting bigger and making babies.



Palms I have planted in my back yard when they were small enough for me to handle that are now huge.



One of the fishtail palms that I rescued after the office my wife worked at threw them out....They are not indoor plants, so i planted them in the ground and they flourished.

Charlatan Eschaton
Feb 23, 2018

Nice foxtail the leaves on them are so cool, how big was it when you got it?

Forgot there's a Chrysocardium in with the hoyas that I got last year, it's potted in chunks of pine bark since I usually get a good amount of rain and regular soil would hold water for too long which can be bad. Probably move it to a basket soon so it can get bigger and maybe try to get ones from cuttings to grow on an oak tree. Epiphytes are rad cause they can grow on almost anything if they're getting diffused light and enough moisture.

cut the top off a couple times to get new ones

where it usually lives, facing north and under a tree so pretty shady in summer



Thanks for the nice words about the timelapses those are the best ones i've gotten so far, lots of times they miss.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Charlatan Eschaton posted:

Nice foxtail the leaves on them are so cool, how big was it when you got it?

It's actually a fishtail palm, foxtails are poofy looking....Like a fox's tail :v:

When I got them they were about thigh high and near death. I just stuck them in the ground and they sprouted pretty quick, a little too fast actually because now they are getting into the power lines.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Tell me plant handlers, how do I bring this house tree into a more stocky compact form?

It's been getting lanky/spindly hanging out by the south facing windows, so I've moved to the north side of the house for the time being.





I'd like to reign it in a little bit, with a more compact crown. The long running stems have caused it to grow into the way in just about any room.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cut off half of its spindly bits. Place it in front of a south‐facing window. Wait for it to get new growth. Cut off the rest of the spindly bits.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Is it ok to start with one cut at this far back [red line](its still less than half the leaves)?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I recently 'adopted' a majesty palm that was root bound in a tiny pot, I got it repotted and it has taken pride of place amongst my other patio/indoor plants. It's SUPER thirsty though. I have to go away for 2 weeks, what's the best cheap way to keep it damp while I'm gone? Soda bottle waterers and mulch? Tub it?Anything dumb and obvious? I don't have a hose connection by me, so no weep system for me.

Group photo. They'll all be moved indoors once the weather goes back to being cold.

I was so used to watering everything else in the picture just once a week that my poor palm got a little crispy the last week, it's recovering.

\/\/ dang it I just repotted it last week. \/\/\/

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jul 11, 2019

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I have two majesty palms and yes they are super thirsty. I'd put that in a bigger pot imo and soak it once a week, letting the drip pan fill up with water.

Or if it's outside where it can get rain you don't have to worry too much unless it's not raining obviously.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Does the hemp rope and jug of water method actually work?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Suspect Bucket posted:

I recently 'adopted' a majesty palm that was root bound in a tiny pot, I got it repotted and it has taken pride of place amongst my other patio/indoor plants. It's SUPER thirsty though. I have to go away for 2 weeks, what's the best cheap way to keep it damp while I'm gone? Soda bottle waterers and mulch? Tub it?Anything dumb and obvious? I don't have a hose connection by me, so no weep system for me.

Group photo. They'll all be moved indoors once the weather goes back to being cold.

I was so used to watering everything else in the picture just once a week that my poor palm got a little crispy the last week, it's recovering.

There are drip systems that can draw water from a reservoir and distribute it on a timer, but they’re not particularly cheap.

You could drill a hole in a bucket, pass drip tubing through the hole, seal the hole with silicone or other sealant, put the wimpiest drip emitter you can find on the tube (probably two litres per hour, get one that isn’t pressure‐compensated), fill the bucket with water, and elevated the bucket to a height that gives the flow rate you need.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Jestery posted:

Does the hemp rope and jug of water method actually work?

You mean like a wick? They definitely work (actually I've had good results with Nylon rope) but I don't know how much capacity they can practically deliver. You get diminished capillary action as you rise above the water level, which means there is a limit on how deep your "reservoir" can be.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

I did a few tests and set up a wick irrigation system over the July 4th weekend. They definitely do something, but they are limited. My initial test was to use a short rope from a glass of water to deliver water to a paper towel. I weighed the paper towel dry and then after absorbing for a bit. That gives an upper limit to the water rate; the paper towel is good at absorbing water, the wick was short, and the glass was full. Under those conditions, a piece of garden twine could deliver something on the order of 1/3 gallon per day.

I set up my biggest, somewhat wide cooking pot with water and ran 5 strings from it between my 3 plants (after saturating them with water the night before so they didn't make a mess on my floor). I'd estimate it delivered maybe a 2 quarts over the weekend. A combination of water level loss, and lower wicking capacity between the twine and the soil probably caused the lower delivery rate.

I also tested making a very tiny hole with a tiny needle in a large plastic container (my big 2 gallon watering can I don't use anymore), but that delivered more like 1 gallon per day. That was way too much, and since it's dripping it's possible that excess water could spill out and around.

The best answer is to get a neighbor/friend that you can trust to water it right (and not steal your poo poo I guess). I'm pretty socially awkward so I didn't go that route, but in the future I'll consider it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

toplitzin posted:

Is it ok to start with one cut at this far back [red line](its still less than half the leaves)?


What is it? Pachira glabra?

You can start small if you want. Cut the stem not far after a leaf node (which your red line depicts).

Give it a good amount of sunlight.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Yes it is.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Good morning plants!



Here was the little guy that started it all. He was just a foot long branch when he showed up in the mail. No flowers yet, but that might not happen until next spring.



Zinias survived their brush with death/a bad plant baby sitter. One in the back is mugging the camera like a dumb idiot.



BABY PLANTS! Growing some more gourds, trying to repopulate my cilantro, and my god green onions just don't loving grow gently caress them.



Coleus is doing good. You can see the radishes which are just completely out of control.



New cucumber is kicking rear end. Peppers are starting to turn red. Got new banana peppers coming in. And this weekend I used my jalapenos to make some burgers at a BBQ.



This is my poo poo now. I love watching the vines climb on things and take them over. You could even say it's my....aesthetic.



And as always, now and forever, ALL HAIL THE GOURD

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

FizFashizzle posted:

BABY PLANTS! Growing some more gourds, trying to repopulate my cilantro, and my god green onions just don't loving grow gently caress them.

In my experience, they're the easiest thing to grow. Hell, you can just save a bit of the root end from store-bought green onions and pot them up, no problem. Used to let those little shits run wild in my garden, until I had to move. Best part is they freeze pretty well and don't take up much space, so you don't really have to worry about having an excess supply.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bees on Wheat posted:

In my experience, they're the easiest thing to grow. Hell, you can just save a bit of the root end from store-bought green onions and pot them up, no problem. Used to let those little shits run wild in my garden, until I had to move. Best part is they freeze pretty well and don't take up much space, so you don't really have to worry about having an excess supply.

i really think it's just too hot for them to grow.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


I trimmed a good few of the longer stems/leaves andmoved it back to the south window.

The leaves have really darkened up (more/same nutrients going to less leaves?), and I'm watching a few bits of new growth closer to the trunk.

Hooray!

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Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

How do I do some sort of plant ID? my ex had bought some plants for the apartment but I've no idea what half of them are. She didn't give a poo poo about them, so I lost two already (and was oddly mad about that) so I don't want to make that same mistake.

They're limping along now, I think I need to take them out of the plastic pots and put them in ceramic ones with some more nitrogen rich soil... But that's all I've got

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