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big scary monsters posted:
Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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007 is now a black womanAl! posted:i hope she mostly shoots guys in the dick and balls, gives em a full on scalise The Ultimate Doge posted:I hope there's a rivalry between her and James Bond where he starts shooting women in the pussy and everyone gets mad at him The Ultimate Doge posted:007 after a one in a million shot: Oh dear, this courier seems to have dropped his package The Ultimate Doge posted:Bond clearing his throat and adjusting his tie as he tries to salvage his dignity: That is to say... the ovaries, are over-easy
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 10:53 |
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Regarding the renaming of the 737 MAX priznat posted:737 Flat because its pitch is downnnnnn
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:21 |
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Antivehicular posted:I like how the world-renowned scatologist is only "secretly" into toilet noises
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 14:30 |
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*Scatts poopishly*
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 17:47 |
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Irradiation posted:I'm torn by my hatred of twitter and the ability to directly call Elon Musk a moron as Shrek.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 23:49 |
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Ad by Khad posted:Crawling out of my cave, I lift myself up. Whipping the blanket up and down near the bonfire, I send a smoke signal to my nearest neighbor, living ten miles away. The hot summer sun beats down on the cracked desert landscape. He lights a firework in response, to tell me he got the message. He's always been the smart one, able to make his own fireworks to send messages that way. Hopefully he doesn't lose his other foot making homemade explosives, but if he does, that's on him.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 02:46 |
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I don't know if this person is being serious but it made me laugh.Baronjutter posted:Rafi lives on an island near me and I've gone there and gotten hugs from him, he's real and good and a huge children's and environmental advocate.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 03:52 |
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You know what, I hope they did get a hug from Raffi. That would be a nice thing to happen to a fellow.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 05:14 |
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Yo I laugh every time I hear "I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos" and so should we all.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 08:04 |
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i sang baby arugula in the deep blue sea enough times that my ex would say no. stop as we were even approaching the produce aisle
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 08:27 |
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:♩♬ Heynong Heynong Heynong Heynong Man... tzoukasphooooone ♫
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 09:42 |
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:i sang baby arugula in the deep blue sea enough times that my ex would say no. stop as we were even approaching the produce aisle please dont sing arugula
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:51 |
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Jeza posted:please dont sing arugula Greens I am the one
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:11 |
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Jeza posted:please dont sing arugula Fleta Mcgurn posted:Greens I am the one
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:43 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Greens I am the one [on speakerphone] conquering the lunch
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 14:31 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:[over supermarket PA system] conquering the lunch
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 14:55 |
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I love you all
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:54 |
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Heath posted:Certain birds tagged with red bands get laid more often than ones with other colors or ones without. I forget where I read that, but birbs love adornments RoboRodent posted:Lol. We talked about this phenomenon in zebra finches in an animal behaviour class I took. Zebra finches love red. Red is sexy. ynohtna posted:So you're saying birbs have red flight districts?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:00 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:[on speakerphone] conquering the lunch me, sobbing: please I need a healthy balanced meal
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:01 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:[on speakerphone] conquering the lunch Dig out my dishes And make some sandwiches With ham on the top of Arugula
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:27 |
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i bought romaine lettuce again because of my anxiety
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:38 |
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i ate salad today to see if i still poop
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:43 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Dig out my dishes oh look we're already in the right thread
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 21:03 |
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jesus WEP posted:As Sun Tzu once said in The Art Of War, have some of this you fat prick
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:06 |
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got me to peek at the DeviantArt thread, where I immediately saw End of Shoelace posted:
quote:My mom, filled with wisdom, once told me, "You know, boys get boners about everything, and no one should take it personally. But nobody tells them that and one day they get a boner while looking at a brown paper grocery bag, and the next thing you know he's an adult and can't get it up without his wife wrapping herself in brown paper bags." quote:Yeah like you're five and all watching daffy duck get shot in the face and your brain just decides to squirt the wrong kind of endorphin into your brain or something and you forever get a boner when you think of ducks with their beaks on backwards quote:Indeed. When I was a frustrated teenager, I did all sorts of freaky sexual things to try to get my release. Wore my mother's clothing, got the family dogs to lick yoghurt off my dick, ran naked through the nearby forests at midnight while masturbating, put my own faeces in my mouth, tied myself up with ropes, filmed myself masturbating and masturbated to the film. I couldnt find the ops of the quotes on google, but noticed that "daffy duck" +"shot in the face" got a lot of hits so if you have warm fuzzy childhood memories of humping the floor while watching cartoons in your pajamas I have some wonderful news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQjcJgHvkRg
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:17 |
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cumshitter posted:I actually haven't spoken to my straight son in several years but was reminded of him today. The last time I spoke to him was when I went to meet with some clients at their office. After the meeting I told my son to wait while I used the bathroom, then I drove off and went for a late lunch with my husband.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:45 |
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Syd Midnight posted:got me to peek at the DeviantArt thread, where I immediately saw that was original to End of Shoelace and it was magnificent
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:25 |
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nankeen posted:why don't you just stick a cold one up your own pink rear end in a top hat and give your prostate a good foaming you undignified filth hound. i am literally going to come to your house with a nice prosecco, a tempranillo, a riesling, and a cabernet sauvignon
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:29 |
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From the same thread: Jerry Cotton posted:Reminds me of a party where there were beers and wines and a cheese platter and a chicken salad and at some point people discovered there was no chicken in the chicken salad.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:49 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:From the same thread: What is it about Finland that causes its sons and daughters to scoff at social decency? Do the long winters just crack their brains until they're eating all the chicken out of the chicken salad and buying noses on ebay and poo poo?
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:37 |
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Phy posted:What is it about Finland that causes its sons and daughters to scoff at social decency? Do the long winters just crack their brains until they're eating all the chicken out of the chicken salad and buying noses on ebay and poo poo? Have you ever seen a Finland thread? Or played My Summer Car?
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:52 |
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We spend 7 months of the year in a drunken stupor to withstand the darkness and the cold. When the light comes back for a short while and we wake up again, there's little sense in spending time on observing social niceties.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 14:19 |
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Remember this amazing post from this amazing thread about a goon finding poop on the roof and systematically destroyed every door in his home with a gun in his hand because of it?BLANCHES oval office posted:agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots. There is now an audio version of it by Honkey Dong Country(among many other audio posts!): https://soundcloud.com/user-641725526/what-is-an-oboe
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 14:43 |
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Phy posted:What is it about Finland that causes its sons and daughters to scoff at social decency? Do the long winters just crack their brains until they're eating all the chicken out of the chicken salad and buying noses on ebay and poo poo? Jerry Cotton in particular seems to enjoy a good punch bowl turd.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 15:01 |
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I'd love to move to Finland. I love folk metal, hate talking to strangers, and am an Ewok.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 17:25 |
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barbecue at the folks posted:We spend 7 months of the year in a drunken stupor to withstand the darkness and the cold. When the light comes back for a short while and we wake up again, there's little sense in spending time on observing social niceties. Get over yourself who doesn't?
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:38 |
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Ben Nerevarine posted:me, a floating god who treats this videogame world as the playground it is:] player.setspeed hmmmm... let's try 300 today
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:41 |
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rodbeard posted:I don't know if this person is being serious but it made me laugh. they are, raffi lives on Saltspring Island in BC he occasionally plays songs at the farmers market
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Amoeba102 posted:What part of Organic Chemistry is the hard part? ElMaligno posted:Dis dick
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