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Demolition Man tried to warn us. We didn’t listen.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 02:06 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
Against all odds, the best part of this is the transparent background printed for the MLP image.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:46 |
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I know it's just Twitter's shortener, but the t.co domain really suits this one.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 05:28 |
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The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 20:30 |
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France reveals terrifying armed soldier who flies above Paris on hoverboard https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1150408570929917957
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 08:04 |
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mrkillboy posted:France reveals terrifying armed soldier who flies above Paris on hoverboard "Look, everyone! It's a flying segway!" Edit for content: https://twitter.com/rnz_news/status/1150658514714427392 Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Jul 15, 2019 |
# ? Jul 15, 2019 11:31 |
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themedia.jpg
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 14:16 |
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Sir Lemming posted:themedia.jpg Is this the cursed images thread?
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 15:26 |
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Both of the links go to the Amazon Day sale
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 15:38 |
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Police warn flushing drugs down the toilet could create 'meth-gators' LORETTO, Tenn. — A police department in Tennessee is warning people to stop flushing drugs down their toilets or sinks out of fear they could create "meth-gators." The Loretto Police Department recently posted the ominous Facebook warning after officers found a suspect unsuccessfully trying to flush meth and paraphernalia at a home. He was arrested, but police say this is becoming an issue because flushed drugs can end up in retention ponds for processing before they are sent downstream. "Our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth," the police department wrote on social media. "Ducks, geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do." In 2017, however, The Telegraph reported how a jungle python was found addicted to methamphetamine. The newspaper said the reptile was discovered during a police raid on a meth lab. The snake needed six weeks of detox. https://www.khou.com/article/life/a...brr8rNT2aMBw_zo
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 01:02 |
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I believe that is the backstory to the hit summer movie produced by Sam Raimi, Crawl.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 01:15 |
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cinni posted:Police warn flushing drugs down the toilet could create 'meth-gators' How is this not Florida?
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 01:15 |
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Cythereal posted:How is this not Florida? Our gators just say no
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 01:28 |
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Cythereal posted:How is this not Florida? Florida already has meth-gators.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 02:25 |
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I was trying to find information about Florida gators on cocaine, but all my searches for “florida gators blow” just confirm that they do.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 02:33 |
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https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gerry-the-monk-hutchs-older-brother-fighting-for-his-life-after-horror-fall-down-stairs-38320578.html Knowing the indo, I'm just surprised they didn't call it a 'Horror Plunge ' or Shock Stairs Smash'
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 08:58 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
25 is pretty loving old to be so into Moana, MLP, or Marijuana.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 10:47 |
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"25 is too old for weed" is a real strange take
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 11:01 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"25 is too old for weed" is a real strange take Plenty of people still smoke weed at 25, rather fewer make it such a big part of their identity that they'd put a leaf on their birthday cake.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 11:27 |
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The_White_Crane posted:Plenty of people still smoke weed at 25, rather fewer make it such a big part of their identity that they'd put a leaf on their birthday cake. Why are we assuming this cake is of profound importance and not just some silly thing?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 11:53 |
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EVERY CAKE IS MEANINGFUL YOU FILISTINE! Don't you dare disparage this creation of finely ground wheat and processed sugar, have you no joy in your heart?! Cakes forever bitches.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:14 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"25 is too old for weed" is a real strange take Grow up and do big boy drugs.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:43 |
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Nothing is more serious than birthday cake.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:52 |
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Classmates Pretend to Get Into Serious ‘Fight’ to Surprise Teacher with Birthday Cake https://www.worldofbuzz.com/classmates-pretend-to-get-into-serious-fight-to-surprise-teacher-with-birthday-cake/ E: E2: This ain't worth more than a screen shot: By popular demand has a new favorite as of 13:26 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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Christian family who argued taxes 'against God's will' ordered to pay $2.3m billquote:Representing themselves, [Fanny Alida and Rembertus Cornelis Beerepoot] told the court they had previously paid income tax prior to 2011 but that a deepened spiritual relationship meant they later realised paying tax was "against God's will".
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:23 |
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"Rembertus Cornelis Beerepoot"
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:31 |
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Zesty posted:25 is pretty loving old to be so into Moana, MLP, or Marijuana. Well poo poo, what does this say about me, a 41 year old data scientist who smokes weed constantly?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:32 |
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Matthew 22:21 Jesus said "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and to God the things that are God's." Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:39 |
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Fundamentalist christians dgaf about the bible, this has been established again and again
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:42 |
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Randaconda posted:Matthew 22:21 Jesus said "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and to God the things that are God's." Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God." You forgot (from Romans): quote:Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves... And just because: Acts 4:32-35 posted:
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 14:28 |
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Krankenstyle posted:christians dgaf about the bible It's more like this. Everyone just cherry-picks whatever they already agree with, because the Bible is full of contradictions and you can find a passage supporting basically anything, which is why you see churches that are pro-LGBT and inclusive and churches that are full of far-right regressive bigots, and there is biblical support for both In short, the Bible is a land of contrasts
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 14:45 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Rembertus Cornelis Beerepoot" That is the Dutchest name.
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AlbieQuirky posted:That is the Dutchest name.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It's more like this. Everyone just cherry-picks whatever they already agree with, because the Bible is full of contradictions and you can find a passage supporting basically anything, which is why you see churches that are pro-LGBT and inclusive and churches that are full of far-right regressive bigots, and there is biblical support for both A lot of this is because many parts of the Bible are either metaphorical or have figures talking to specific places and people rather than commanding the entire religion to do something, but Christians will interpret everything literally and throw out the parts that don’t make sense to them. And some religious prohibitions only existed due to conditions at the time and are now irrelevant (like dietary ones) but continue to be espoused by the devout in modern day.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 16:07 |
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https://twitter.com/nytimesvows/status/1151484481439768579?s=19 Why?????
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 16:07 |
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Since I was "lucky" enough to see it before it was deleted
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 16:19 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656?s=19
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Rembertus Cornelis Beerepoot" I think the courts should give him some slack for evidently being a 17th-century Dutchman e: f,b
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:56 |
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I thought beer poots was the result of too much Bud Light
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fisting by many posted:Since I was "lucky" enough to see it before it was deleted https://twitter.com/nytimesvows/status/1151557811769413632?s=19 It's okay, just bury that age down further in the article and it's all good!
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