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Arcsquad12 posted:Keiko starts a school and nearly causes a religious schism on the space station for not including a space Catholic "wormhole aliens are Jesus" course. Lmao that episode owned, how hard did Keiko misread the room to replicate Cardassian food and get confused about why everyone was upset
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Jul 17, 2019 03:14
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Yeah it’s definitely the schoolteacher’s fault a religious extremist bombed the school.
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Jul 17, 2019 03:17
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kieko was only really terrible on two occasions and o'brien was kind of a prick too
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Jul 17, 2019 03:19
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if i want to upset myself i think about what rick berman might have thought of the keiko character
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Jul 17, 2019 03:20
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We got two of the funniest Worf moments thanks to Keiko
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Jul 17, 2019 03:21
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lost my old email posted:if i want to upset myself i think about what rick berman might have thought of the keiko character Given Berman’s behavior, he probably just said it straight to Chao’s face
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Jul 17, 2019 03:24
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I think Keiko at her worst was getting mad at OBrien for being hella uncomfortable with being intimate with a seven year old, but she was kinda going through some poo poo at the time what with being a seven year old suddenly, so I can give her a pass. I still think the school was a good idea even if she was just repeating lesson plans she read the night before. But also oh my god it's so satisfying to dunk on their Hell Marriage because they couldn't be less compatible as people 
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Jul 17, 2019 03:28
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Danaru posted:Flotter T Water was cancelled hard after it turns out he was a giant blue supremacist. Imagine trying to explain to your kid why their kids program is telling them about securing a future for Bolian and Andorian children, and also freaking out about Jews. gently caress that guy. I guess we should have seen it coming. He was programmed to be a huge Eiffel 65 fan.
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Jul 17, 2019 03:28
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She didn't start poo poo that was all on Vedek Winn
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Jul 17, 2019 03:33
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:She didn't start poo poo that was all on Vedek Winn
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Jul 17, 2019 04:38
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I'm still mad about how dirty they did Bariel.  He deserved better than Bajor.
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Jul 17, 2019 04:58
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Seems weird to me that guinan turned into a kid along with the others. If it aged them back X number of years and she’s lived a bajillion years shouldn’t she look the same?
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Jul 17, 2019 05:44
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Gutcruncher posted:Seems weird to me that guinan turned into a kid along with the others. If it aged them back X number of years and she’s lived a bajillion years shouldn’t she look the same? Good thing they didn't have Kes with them...
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Jul 17, 2019 06:16
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Gutcruncher posted:Seems weird to me that guinan turned into a kid along with the others. If it aged them back X number of years and she’s lived a bajillion years shouldn’t she look the same? I haven't seen the episode in a long time, but maybe it just transformed them back to their child-states rather than a specific amount of years. 
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Jul 17, 2019 06:20
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Bogus Adventure posted:I haven't seen the episode in a long time, but maybe it just transformed them back to their child-states rather than a specific amount of years. Yeah, if it was only a set number of years then they’d all be different ages and Picard probably wouldn’t have been a kid either.
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Jul 17, 2019 06:21
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Kes enters the transporter and comes out as an older child. Neelix immediately dumps her
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Jul 17, 2019 06:38
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Danaru posted:I think Keiko at her worst was getting mad at OBrien for being hella uncomfortable with being intimate with a seven year old, but she was kinda going through some poo poo at the time what with being a seven year old suddenly, so I can give her a pass. I still think the school was a good idea even if she was just repeating lesson plans she read the night before. I think there's maybe all of two brief moments in all of her appearances on TNG and DS9 where her sole reason for being isn't to make O'Brien's life miserable or difficult in some fashion for that episode's plot.
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Jul 17, 2019 06:57
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oh cool it's that time again for another bunch of posts from people who think they're clever for making GBS threads on keiko
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Jul 17, 2019 07:10
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think we're overdue to relitigate seth macfarlane again though (hey dude. yeah you, the person who is sick of seeing the word "relitigate". hey. sup)
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Jul 17, 2019 07:11
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I will go see the live action Mulan just so I can see Rosalind Chao have another hell marriage to another O'Brien.
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Jul 17, 2019 07:17
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ok but how funny was the episode where Molly went back in time on bajor and came back 15 years older and feral and Miles and Keiko were like "well nothing else for it, we'd better throw her back into those woods"
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Jul 17, 2019 08:37
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Danaru posted:I'm still mad about how dirty they did Bariel.
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Jul 17, 2019 11:37
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:think we're overdue to relitigate seth macfarlane again though He's a centrist piece of poo poo
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Jul 17, 2019 12:04
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Bobby Deluxe posted:bariel getting patched up and gradually going full robocop by bashir is the worst ending that character could have had, it is pretty much full on body horror It's too bad he didn't have a personality or I might've cared. It's okay, an identical replacement comes back for... 2 or 3 appearances before they get rid of him too. AlBorlantern Corps posted:He's a centrist piece of poo poo You are the worst poster in this thread. He literally made a post mocking this kind of thing and you couldn't help yourself. Zesty fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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Jul 17, 2019 12:31
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Bogus Adventure posted:I haven't seen the episode in a long time, but maybe it just transformed them back to their child-states rather than a specific amount of years. Yeah, it was something biochemical that specifically brought them out pre-puberty.
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Jul 17, 2019 12:57
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Zesty posted:
He is though
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Jul 17, 2019 13:18
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Miss posted:ok but how funny was the episode where Molly went back in time on bajor and came back 15 years older and feral and Miles and Keiko were like "well nothing else for it, we'd better throw her back into those woods" Oh please, you're acting as if they didn't have a spare.
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Jul 17, 2019 13:28
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all of those 'oh they will have a better life living natural' episodes are bullshit because of antibiotics more than likely molly would die of a cut
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Jul 17, 2019 13:31
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The Time Molly episode ending owns because I wish I could throw my child self through a portal and temporally annihilate myself
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Jul 17, 2019 13:35
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also how at no point does it occur to them that a time portal would be an ideal way of preventing the dominion and cardassians from getting as big a problem as they were
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Jul 17, 2019 13:46
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Bobby Deluxe posted:also how at no point does it occur to them that a time portal would be an ideal way of preventing the dominion and cardassians from getting as big a problem as they were No one wants to deal with the time cops if they don’t have to.
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Jul 17, 2019 15:51
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This is me whenever I start talking Bout Star Trek irl
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Jul 17, 2019 17:41
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:He is though Maybe so, but his space show is more progressive than Star trek has been in like 20 years
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Bobby Deluxe posted:also how at no point does it occur to them that a time portal would be an ideal way of preventing the dominion and cardassians from getting as big a problem as they were But you absolutely should use the Orb of Time to check and make sure if Dukat really did gently caress your mother after he sent a prank phone call at 3am to tell you that he totally did.
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Jul 17, 2019 18:07
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Two of my favorite Dukat moments are him doing the ‘I hosed your mom’ call and also in ‘Civil Defense’ where he shows up on the station to gloat about the security system killing the DS9 crew only for him to get trapped because his superiors back then didn’t trust him and put in a fail safe if he tried to abandon his post
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Jul 17, 2019 18:10
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the federation education system is probably very focused on the negative consequences of time travel. there's a very good chance of anyone who goes into space getting randomly dumped into an iteration of the past usa. doesn't matter if they were on the other side of the galaxy, it's the past, on earth, in the us.
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Jul 17, 2019 18:12
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FlamingLiberal posted:Two of my favorite Dukat moments are him doing the ‘I hosed your mom’ call and also in ‘Civil Defense’ where he shows up on the station to gloat about the security system killing the DS9 crew only for him to get trapped because his superiors back then didn’t trust him and put in a fail safe if he tried to abandon his post Can I just point out how loving dead on Alaimo's "I'm totally getting owned in front of my that episode ruled
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Jul 17, 2019 18:17
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peak dukat was him turning the lasers off, getting a cup of tea, and then turning them back on again
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Bobby Deluxe posted:peak dukat was him turning the lasers off, getting a cup of tea, and then turning them back on again "Ah ah, Doctor  "
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