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Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Jerry rules and should get his job back.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
In breaking news polls that claim "most democrats" are against doing anything decisive are totally true, and completely miss the point that the larger share of people who want to do something don't participate in those polls and would only begrudgingly say they were a democrat if you forced them to choose. America has terrible turnout because the majority of people are apathetic leaning left and don't see democrats as a team on their side.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

MA-Horus posted:

That is the 3.6 roentgen of tweets.

Announcing that you're on the same side as the "open minded proletarian thinkers" who were responsible for the legions of orphans that roamed the streets of the USSR is a hell of a take, that's for sure.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I'm still hung up on "Catholic libertarian communist." Wtf is that. That's impossible. Pick one, or at most, two of those, tops.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Sex assault charges against Kevin Spacey were dropped

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Let nobody say the system isn't working as intended

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Syrian Lannister posted:

Sex assault charges against Kevin Spacey were dropped

it poo poo like this that makes it hard for me to find humor in the world anymore.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

This is the first responder healthcare stuff right?

gently caress rand paul always and forever.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Best Friends posted:

I'm still hung up on "Catholic libertarian communist." Wtf is that. That's impossible. Pick one, or at most, two of those, tops.

wait









what













all hail the papacy

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1151555746229870592

this guy is a real g

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i wish i was as loving real in life as jerry

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

ded posted:

This is the first responder healthcare stuff right?

gently caress rand paul always and forever.

Yeah the poo poo john stewart has been fighting for for years

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1151610204267716609

gently caress off Rahm, no one wants you around

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wasn't he the guy stabbed the steak while screaming dead. I mean I know who he is but isn't he also that guy too

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Best Friends posted:

I'm still hung up on "Catholic libertarian communist." Wtf is that. That's impossible. Pick one, or at most, two of those, tops.

Catholic and communist can go together, but the others won't.

First Century CE: And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; and they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need.

Last Century: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Libertarian communist makes sense, though they're more often called anarcho-communists.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Let nobody say the system isn't working as intended

I haven’t read up on the exact reasons for the verdict and I’m no fan of Spacey’s, but it’s my understanding that his accuser has tampered with evidence on his own phone and pled the 5th on the stand. If that’s the case, then dismissing the charges was the proper outcome, not that it redeems Spacey at all.

Fister Roboto posted:

Libertarian communist makes sense, though they're more often called anarcho-communists.

Or libertarian socialists! :science:

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





joat mon posted:

Catholic and communist can go together, but the others won't.

First Century CE: And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; and they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need.

Last Century: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

My father identifies as an "early Christian communist" and references this poo poo all the time. In reality he votes Republican for the babies and spends all of his political discussion time talking about why we aren't funding important things like going to space or providing basic healthcare/food/water/shelter/education for everyone.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1151627073053712385?s=19

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

quote:

Cities have put spikes on ledges, installed bars on park benches and enacted tent prohibitions to keep homeless people from sleeping in public.

West Palm Beach, Florida, is trying something else: blasting popular children songs like "Baby Shark"and "Raining Tacos" all night long to discourage people from spending the night in a park.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/17/us/baby-shark-florida-homeless-prevention-park-trnd/index.html

Goddamnit florida.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

It's 9:05pm EST on July 17th, 2019 and I still can't believe that Donald Trump is the President of the United States

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

sharknado slashfic posted:

It's 9:05pm EST on July 17th, 2019 and I still can't believe that Donald Trump is the President of the United States

You can once you think about the people chanting.

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1151642039945256965

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

It's okay, the leader of the opposition in Congress insists that he's not a racist, he just said racist things.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
how is it racist if it's against foreigners* that's not a race
-literal stance of actual Republicans in 2019 CE

*or muslims, Mexicans, etc

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Ken Bone Comeback posted:

how is it racist if it's against foreigners* that's not a race
-literal stance of actual Republicans in 2019 CE

*or muslims, Mexicans, etc

At this point that is just what they're saying when they want to "own the libs". Other than that they're getting pretty open about being racist and being totally OK with that.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status...ingawful.com%2F

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


New Zealand Teachers went on strike two months ago and won a pay rise.

Payroll provider Novopay was able to deduct pay the next pay period after the strike, but can't implement the raise and is now getting sued by both the primary and secondary teachers union. They can't even pay the teachers a $1500 lump sum.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394584/teachers-unions-to-take-legal-action-against-novopay

The same provider hosed up payments to thousands of teachers when they won the contract, some didn't get paid for a month or more.

:nz:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

joat mon posted:

Catholic and communist can go together, but the others won't.

First Century CE: And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; and they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need.

Last Century: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

Oscar Romero and Dietrich Bonhoeffer fuckin own

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Jaguars! posted:

New Zealand Teachers went on strike two months ago and won a pay rise.

Payroll provider Novopay was able to deduct pay the next pay period after the strike, but can't implement the raise and is now getting sued by both the primary and secondary teachers union. They can't even pay the teachers a $1500 lump sum.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394584/teachers-unions-to-take-legal-action-against-novopay

The same provider hosed up payments to thousands of teachers when they won the contract, some didn't get paid for a month or more.

:nz:

Maybe novopay should issue letters suggesting people mow lawns and ask their landlords for extensions?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

shame on an IGA posted:

Oscar Romero and Dietrich Bonhoeffer fuckin own


Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

shame on an IGA posted:

Oscar Romero and Dietrich Bonhoeffer fuckin own


Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

https://twitter.com/Adrian_Rutt/status/1151653289504772096

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Maybe novopay should issue letters suggesting people mow lawns and ask their landlords for extensions?

The fact that I was literally told to slow down on my side business during this whole thing because it was cutting into the income of one of the local retired CPOs made this particularly memorable.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

msnbc host ari melbourne, aka the white newscaster who always drops rap lyrics, will def have have jerry on

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

Melthir posted:

The fact that I was literally told to slow down on my side business during this whole thing because it was cutting into the income of one of the local retired CPOs made this particularly memorable.

Uhh what?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Jerry seems cool, hope he gets his job back

I bet it was some sorry old demon cracker wanted him to lose his job because they don't like rap music

Edit: but their hate for all rap music is in no way racist ok!!!

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Knowing how racist people can be here in WI, I can only imagine what it's like in bumblefuck Iowa where it's more culturally conservative and where they have no large cities that are primarily minority inhabited.

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Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

When they told us all to go now lawns and poo poo to make ends meet last shutdown I started car cleaning hard core cause gently caress it who knows, I was quickly asked to knock it the gently caress off because I charged about $100 less per job for cars then a retired E7 in the area who had half his clients cancel and he bitched to my boss who then bitched at me for having a side gig without routing the correct paperwork.

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