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What’s a boat donkey? Also lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:02 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:33 |
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Ship's company.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:03 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:he snuck into the morgue and made a cast of the body, then left concrete replicas of it around the camp to haunt them. This is actually my favorite line from a really loving strong page in the idiot thread.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:12 |
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bird cooch posted:I reached out to one of my old buddies to try and get the whole story. I wasn't around for parts of it firsthand and I'm relying on memory from 2003-2004-ish so this may get an update at some point. Dirty Joe is my military hero.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:19 |
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bird cooch posted:Being arrested briefly in Fallon Nevada for walking out on the tab (I was unconscious) Where in Fallon? Two places immediately spring to mind so I'm curious which one.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:40 |
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Godholio posted:This is actually my favorite line from a really loving strong page in the idiot thread. yeah that dude fuckin owns
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:56 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Where in Fallon? Two places immediately spring to mind so I'm curious which one. Does "pigs in space" ring a bell? It's not the name of the bar but it's what it was called when I was around.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 05:04 |
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That name rotates among different places in town, based on the uh...the crowd.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 05:40 |
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bird cooch posted:Does "pigs in space" ring a bell? That may have been Boomer's, I was gonna guess that or Sandwinds. I think the Nugget also did it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:43 |
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Boomers was my first guess, but really it could be anywhere.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 01:44 |
CO in a bathrobe sounds promising
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 06:15 |
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If you’ve never seen your captain’s balls / rear end, have you really sailed? Had one who’d trundle up to the bridge in a wife beater and basketball shorts. One time VTS made a call he didn’t like so he threw a chair across the bridge. He finally got fired This was all in a sixty day period too.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 13:51 |
was there much fuel in the piss? i would have thought that one would cost him his job
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 15:36 |
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He didn’t hit the fuel part, just took out the walkway between two dolphins.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 15:51 |
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Edit: wrong thread
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 16:13 |
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Tythas posted:Edit: wrong thread You sure about that?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:30 |
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EBB posted:You sure about that? It's me I am the idiot thread Speaking of idiots Iran seizes British-flagged oil tanker https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-49053383 Tythas fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jul 19, 2019 |
# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:33 |
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That's going to end well.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 21:03 |
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 00:56 |
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Just came here to post that. I don’t even care if it’s real.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:07 |
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MrYenko posted:Just came here to post that. I don’t even care if it’s real. That specific image may or may not be real, but we all know FOR SURE that some rear end in a top hat has had to explain Naruto Running to a bunch of field-grades and probably had to demonstrate it as well.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:14 |
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Truly this is the dumbest timeline.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:22 |
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"Does anyone want to explain to me how the hell a cadet dislocated his jaw while running!?" - An Air Force General
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:04 |
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Cadets are always getting in trouble by running their mouths
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:07 |
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A Bad Poster posted:I knew those guys were rare, didn't know they were that rare. I worked with a trio of them up in Alaska, they were attached to the army brigades' HQ to help them plan airborne operations. They were also the chillest active duty personnel I ever met. I've got a retired one working in my factory and he's gotten his ex-wife pregnant, his girlfriend pregnant, and dragged us into a sexual harassment lawsuit within the last two months so go Air Force I guess
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:46 |
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Naruto is twenty loving years old. Those field grades know what it is. I saw a comms guy come into a field exercise with a Naruto headband tied to his backpack in 2002. I didn't say anything because: 1. I was 1LT. I had dignity, goddamnit. I wasn't about to admit to knowing poo poo about anime. 2. I wanted to pretend I was doing big boy serious business stuff, not running around in the woods playing like a kid. Anyway, I'm sure those officers loved that briefing. Nothing brightens your day like a young, earnest go getter dancing like a monkey looking for your approval. Go Air Force, I guess.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 04:31 |
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naruto is a volunteer child soldier
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 10:00 |
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I fell asleep catching up on this thread and had a dream about a Starship Troopers remake. A hearty thank you to all contributors.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:50 |
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Christ, GiP goes Starship Troopers would make a new thread jump to novel-length and the Goldmine in record time
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:52 |
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Generation Kill meets Starship Troopers would be a drat good movie.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:55 |
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Vengarr posted:Generation Kill meets Starship Troopers would be a drat good movie. So Aliens??
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:02 |
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Vengarr posted:Generation Kill meets Starship Troopers would be a drat good movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HO70-Rk3jE
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:04 |
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two netflix seasons of Aliens: Colonial Marines
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:04 |
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well poo poo, I havent seen this since seeing it on Usenet in the late 90s.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:33 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:two netflix seasons of Aliens: Colonial Marines Only if they bring back Vasquez.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:36 |
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I'd watch the poo poo out of Colonial Marines: the showening "NO HICKS, DONT RIG THE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETING PARTICLE BEAM PHALANX INTO A GRAVITY BONG"
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:41 |
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still want that mad max meets fear and loathing fuel convoy movie.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:58 |
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Brute Squad posted:still want that mad max meets fear and loathing fuel convoy movie. Give me $100k, a surplus fuel truck and a ticket to Los Angeles, and I'll have it ready for editing by next week.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 20:14 |
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BigDave posted:Give me $100k, a surplus fuel truck and a ticket to Los Angeles, and I'll have it ready for editing by next week. Does it have to be surplus?
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 21:11 |
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Remulak posted:I fell asleep catching up on this thread and had a dream about a Starship Troopers remake. Wouldn't a Starship Troopers remake likely (a) not be obvious satire and probably be made by someone who straight up Heinlein had "artistic merit" to the idea of a fascist garrison state and (b) probably end up further normalizing fascism during a time in which fascism is gaining coinage?
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