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https://mobile.twitter.com/Uwe_Junge_MdL/status/1151420778707136512 Cool, cool, alles sehr normal hier in Deutschland.
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Aufstand der Generale? Is this guy calling for a military putsch?
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Cat Mattress posted:Aufstand der Generale? Is this guy calling for a military putsch? lol, yeah. that owns
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https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/1151491821643718657 also, here is my luftwaffe story: on my base the hauptfeldwebel (basically the dude who had the responsibility for the entire base) always had a bottle of vodka on his desk and that vodka was always open by 10:30 latest and in order to even have anything to do for the low rank gefreiten we moved the storage area 3 times between 2 different buildings while i was in service there thanks for listening to my ted talk
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Cat Mattress posted:Aufstand der Generale? Is this guy calling for a military putsch? Putsch klingt so hart. Es geht hier, wie gesagt, um den ~*~*schmalen Grad zwischen Loyalität und Kadavergehorsam*~*~. Aber ja, er ruft zu einem Putsch auf. Was man halt so als Landtagsabgeordneter macht.
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Cat Mattress posted:Aufstand der Generale? Is this guy calling for a military putsch? I think he means that generals should publicly criticise the civilian government and when the civilian government naturally tries to remove them in response they should demand for another minister of defense, someone who is more popular with them. Maybe they can also emphasize their demands by seizing the Reichstag or something? You see? Totally not a Putsch.
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Der schmale Grad [sic], lmao
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https://twitter.com/bundesrat/status/1151111235557036032?s=19 Good news everyone, the dick sucking factory is hiring
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I feel this is relevant: https://twitter.com/csmithpoli/status/1151265132657414144
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This isn't quite a feelgood article since piece of poo poo or not I can't help but feel a little sorry for the gay dude but here's a big article with juicy quotes of Nazis fighting amongst themselves: https://www.belltower.news/rosenkrieg-rechtsaussen-intellektuell-parfuemierte-nazis-gegen-liberale-nestbeschmutzer-86905/
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Smirr posted:Good news everyone, the dick sucking factory is hiring I always thought that you are the one who sucks the dick at the factory instead of the other way around
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/bundesrat/status/1151111235557036032?s=19 In a row!?!
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Torrannor posted:I feel this is relevant:
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Lol, Amazon is backlogged till the middle of next week. Prime day strike hit them hard. Very nice 
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I'd like to care, but our city has started puzzing around with our main train station again. Es ist wieder Zeit für die BAU-Arbeit (Böseste Anzunehmende Unsinns-Arbeit)! Today I was nearly an hour late in getting home, after being forced to stay inside giant tin cans with screaming children all around me. Why is this poo poo always happening after a particularly stressful day at work? Is the Deutsche Bahn sending out Spitzel or recon drones to make sure their fuckery can have the shittiest possible effect on our psyche??? Momo was right, time thieves really are the worst
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Libluini posted:I'd like to care, but our city has started puzzing around with our main train station again. Es ist wieder Zeit für die BAU-Arbeit (Böseste Anzunehmende Unsinns-Arbeit)! lol just lol if your city's ÖPNV needs construction works to be completely hosed
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It's just so comical that this never happens if work was relaxed and nice, no only when I'm already super-stressed comes the Doofe Bahn and turbo-fucks me. 
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Ride a bike lol
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Jul 17, 2019 20:37
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I do that occasionally, but biking 60 km every day is a bit too much for me. Besides, biking doubles my commute from 2 to 4 hours per day, which basically makes it impossible to do anything besides getting to work, work and get back from work on that day.
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one word: ebike
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it is rare that something that is simultaneously this stupid and this brilliant exists
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Finally, our space carpenter bio computer parents cannot hurt us anymore.
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Elon Musk is the Klon Muse
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Elon Musk is the Klon Muse That's Grimes. You might be onto something here.
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quote:12:48:13 <nox> Corporatists are "fdp"?
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Elon Musk is the Klon Muse Genetically engineered workers that never complain, you say? 
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Same in Portuguese (filhos da puta), I always chuckled to myself
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Randler posted:Genetically engineered workers that never complain, you say? The Grineer didn't work out all that well.
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tag you're self https://www.tagesspiegel.de/themen/reportage/tabubrueche-und-skandale-das-sind-die-abenteuerlichsten-rechtfertigungen-der-afd/24595264.html I'm quote:weil er über Whatsapp Bilder von Adolf Hitler mit ausgestrecktem Arm sowie einer Duschkabine mit gekacheltem Hakenkreuz verschickte. Ein anderes Bild zeigt einen Stahlhelmsoldaten am Maschinengewehr plus Kommentar: „Das schnellste deutsche Asylverfahren, lehnt bis zu 1400 Anträge in der Minute ab!“ also, lmao, I didn't know Höcke secretly published love letter to the third reich in NPD Blättchen and the Verfassungschutz admitted to knowing about this
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Geht ab wie ne V2.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:31
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Das ganze Internet liebt Raketen-Ente, eine Ente die Raketen baut!
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Wir möchten Sie darauf hinweisen, dass es nicht in Raketen-Entes Zuständigkeitsbereich fällt, wo die Raketen runterkommen.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:58
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Randler posted:Wir möchten Sie darauf hinweisen, dass es nicht in Raketen-Entes Zuständigkeitsbereich fällt, wo die Raketen runterkommen. Randler, ich weiß, wir sind uns nicht so oft einig, aber ich wollte mal sagen, dass ich deine Tom Lehrer-Anspielung verstehe und wertschätze.
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The more languages you know, the more likely it is that something innocuous in language A will remind you of something insulting in language B, C, or D. The other day I saw a sign proudly claiming that ongoing infrastructure works were being done by SMEG. The people who named the company probably don't speak much English.
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Heute vor 87 Jahren verriet die SPD die Republik an den aufkommenden Faschismus.
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Zwille posted:E: re: Smeg: Oh boy get to the household department of Karstadts. They do a whole line of refrigerators, toasters and what have you. whoa edit saw your post without the edits and lol
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