[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I have no idea what I'm doing

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:38

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twoday posted:

I have no idea what I'm doing

no one ever does; just wing it and pretend you do imo

# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:44

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

twoday posted:

I have no idea what I'm doing

nobody does, ever, just roll with it and orb

# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:46

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

This is a pretty good desktop background

# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:49

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twitter.com/NiallAllsopp/status/1151061486439141376?s=19

# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:57

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

aegiptian magitian

# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:03

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

Also lol at the old script for succeed looking like fucced

# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:04

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/NiallAllsopp/status/1151061486439141376?s=19

I'm an incurable babylonian and I'm not loving sorry

# ? Jul 16, 2019 23:43

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

ross perot in hell posted:

Also lol at the old script for succeed looking like fucced

the fucc zone

# ? Jul 16, 2019 23:52

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

luxurious sodomites is obv the best but usurping nimrods is pro tier too

# ? Jul 17, 2019 00:55

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/NiallAllsopp/status/1151061486439141376?s=19

I know it says succeeded but I prefer to read it as hosed

# ? Jul 17, 2019 04:50

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

dude that�s awesome!

# ? Jul 17, 2019 11:53

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

fucced

# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:27

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

got any sevens posted:

luxurious sodomites is obv the best but usurping nimrods is pro tier too

# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

brb getting my name legally changed to Luxurious Sodomite

# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:39

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday has issued a correction as of 03:00 on Jul 18, 2019

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:56

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

twoday posted:

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:56

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/

I really have very little little confidence that I set this up correctly but let's see what happens

let me know if you want any other artwork of mine on any sort of medium. I can make women's tshirts instead of unisex, or beach towels, or baseball caps or all kinds of other poo poo, just tell me what you want

I will probably only have this up for a month or so

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:01

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

lmao nice

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:17

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

twoday posted:

TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/

I really have very little little confidence that I set this up correctly but let's see what happens

let me know if you want any other artwork of mine on any sort of medium. I can make women's tshirts instead of unisex, or beach towels, or baseball caps or all kinds of other poo poo, just tell me what you want

I will probably only have this up for a month or so

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

twoday posted:

TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/

I really have very little little confidence that I set this up correctly but let's see what happens

let me know if you want any other artwork of mine on any sort of medium. I can make women's tshirts instead of unisex, or beach towels, or baseball caps or all kinds of other poo poo, just tell me what you want

I will probably only have this up for a month or so

heh, now the Chinese will know all about good ol' fartsackmcgee@ballshit.trump

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:56

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

that said I'll be buying a sailor tote ASAP

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:57

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

twoday posted:

insanely powerful

# ? Jul 18, 2019 08:47

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

died a second time laughin my face off just from seeing the stuff you have in the store this owns

# ? Jul 18, 2019 08:54

redsniper: Feb 15, 2012

You are doing God's work twoday and this whole endeavor is a triumph.

Also,

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# ? Jul 18, 2019 09:59

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

hahahah

# ? Jul 18, 2019 10:03

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Pardot posted:

hahahah

Haunting

# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:52

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

redsniper posted:

You are doing God's work twoday and this whole endeavor is a triumph.

Also,

Yeah, I couldn�t think of anything to write there, and now it�s become part my brand identity so I guess I have to leave it that way :shrug:

The site seems to be functioning correctly! Two people have ordered magic underwear and one person got a mug, but much to my surprise the most popular item is the �it�s just going to keep happening� shirt

# ? Jul 18, 2019 14:20

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I will leave this running for eleven more days

# ? Jul 18, 2019 14:25

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

man if only I wasn't broke I'd buy that "it keeps happening" shirt

# ? Jul 18, 2019 15:33

redsniper: Feb 15, 2012

twoday posted:

Yeah, I couldn’t think of anything to write there, and now it’s become part my brand identity so I guess I have to leave it that way

I saw it as refusing to engage with ~the system~, which I applaud.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:56

DMCrimson: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/

I really have very little little confidence that I set this up correctly but let's see what happens

let me know if you want any other artwork of mine on any sort of medium. I can make women's tshirts instead of unisex, or beach towels, or baseball caps or all kinds of other poo poo, just tell me what you want

I will probably only have this up for a month or so

Bought the leopard shirt, it rules

# ? Jul 18, 2019 20:08