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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

No. 3 - The Calhoun posted:

From Pinterest;
McAtelyn

Somebody couldn't make up their mind between Caitlin and Michaela, and threw in a hosed up spelling to boot.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Antivehicular posted:

Saw a Cabot-Anne today, which definitely has the zing of "Dad wanted a boy"

I know at least a few of these: Dylan-Sophie (daughter of Dylan Sr), Maria-Charles, Robby-Anne, and the delightful Davie-James-Paige, who, at 5 years old, stood in front of our (hippy, Rudolph Steiner, permanently barefoot, tie-dye-wearing, white-parents-with-dreadlocks-having) kindergarten class, wearing turned up jeans, converse, and a He-Man t-shirt, and said "If you call me Paige, I'll break your fuckin' nose."

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Jul 16, 2019

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Davie-James-Paige owns

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Lady Disdain posted:

I know at least a few of these: Dylan-Sophie (daughter of Dylan Sr), Maria-Charles, Robby-Anne, and the delightful Davie-James-Paige, who, at 5 years old, stood in front of our (hippy, Rudolph Steiner, permanently barefoot, tie-dye-wearing, white-parents-with-dreadlocks-having) kindergarten class, wearing turned up jeans, converse, and a He-Man t-shirt, and said "If you call me Paige, I'll break your fuckin' nose."

kid rules

but plenty of traditionally boys' names can be girls' names

I've known at least 3 female Ryans and one Dylan. Blaine, Casey, Daryl, Jude, Jordan, Taylor. Hell, I dated a Taylor.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I knew a boy named Ashley in kindergarten. I remember finding it odd at the time.

E: no one got punched in the nose

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I knew a boy named Ashley in kindergarten. I remember finding it odd at the time.

E: no one got punched in the nose

The first person I ever knew called Ashley was a boy, so I still think of it as more a boy's name than a girl's, even though I've now known more female Ashleys than male. Ditto for Morgan, Darcy, Eden, Lee, and Emerald.

Growing up, though, I knew boys called Juno and Brooke, and definitely found them both odd (even though I don't think I'd ever met a girl called Brooke at that age; but I went to a Steiner school in a hippy town, so I was familiar the goddess Juno).

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

In general in the states a boys name can become a girls name but never the other way. The "-ly" ending names got hit hard with Hillary, Ashley, and Lesly all be firmly female names now.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I knew a boy named Ashley in kindergarten. I remember finding it odd at the time.

E: no one got punched in the nose

I went to school with a guy named Ashley too, I think it's only a specifically female name in America.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

jojoinnit posted:

I went to school with a guy named Ashley too, I think it's only a specifically female name in America.

Ashley Wilkes, though!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I knew a dude named Courtney in high school.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Went to school with a family with 4 boys named Ashleigh, Mckenzie, Courtney and Tyler.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ashley Wilkes, though!

Also the chainsaw hand guy from the movies

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phy posted:

Also the chainsaw hand guy from the movies

Yeah, Gone with the Wind is a classic :allears:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Elohssa Gib posted:

Went to school with a family with 4 boys named Ashleigh, Mckenzie, Courtney and Tyler.

This is loving not okay. Not with that spelling.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
My best friend married a dude named Madison.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Michael Patrick Porkins

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Taffy Lee Fubbins

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I knew a boy named Ashley in kindergarten. I remember finding it odd at the time.

E: no one got punched in the nose

I dated a dude called Ashley Olsen for a while.
I was younger and stupider so I would have google stalked him when we broke up, but it wasn't really possible

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Bart Harley Jarvis

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

slinkimalinki posted:

I dated a dude called Ashley Olsen for a while.
I was younger and stupider so I would have google stalked him when we broke up, but it wasn't really possible

Lmaooooo poor guy

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

slinkimalinki posted:

I dated a dude called Ashley Olsen for a while.
I was younger and stupider so I would have google stalked him when we broke up, but it wasn't really possible

Yipes, just yipes.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Astrofig posted:

My best friend married a dude named Madison.

There was that movie Splash where Daryl Hanna is a mermaid and when she wants to give herself a human name she points at the first street sign she sees and asks Tom Hanks what it says. It’s Madison Ave. so she goes with Madison for her name and it’s played for laughs because that was such an odd name for a woman. I wonder if that was the origin of the name Madison for girls because it doesn’t even seem weird now.

For that matter I can’t think of another woman named Daryl.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It is mostly, yeah. It was rare but not completely unheard of before the movie.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Evan Rachel Wood seems like a "we wanted a boy" name too

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
One of Adam Savage's sons is called Addison. I've never met anyone with this name, but I immediately thought of it as a girl's name.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Ralph Hurley posted:

There was that movie Splash where Daryl Hanna is a mermaid and when she wants to give herself a human name she points at the first street sign she sees and asks Tom Hanks what it says. It’s Madison Ave. so she goes with Madison for her name and it’s played for laughs because that was such an odd name for a woman. I wonder if that was the origin of the name Madison for girls because it doesn’t even seem weird now.

For that matter I can’t think of another woman named Daryl.

Oh, I actually knew a woman named Daryl in college!
Interesting about the Madison thing.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Madison Lexington, if I remember correctly, which is just a hilariously terrible name.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I had a meeting introducing me to a new colleague a woman whose last name is Assmann.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Barudak posted:

I had a meeting introducing me to a new colleague a woman whose last name is Assmann.

No relation to the inimitable Dick Assman, I'm assuming?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Evan Rachel Wood seems like a "we wanted a boy" name too

I used to have a neighbor named Evany, which really was a "oh we thought you were going to be a boy" name.

Unrelated: The other day I came across some paperwork for a woman named Demonica.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Barudak posted:

I had a meeting introducing me to a new colleague a woman whose last name is Assmann.

From the tankie thread:

madeintaipei posted:

This reminds me of a story in which a Lithuanian academican gets all pumped up for a conference in the West, thinking of the prestigious people he will meet, how much better Western science is, how he might just have an opportunity to defect once his potential colleagues realize his intellect. This falls apart the first time he's introduced to all these folks he holds in such high regard. "Is there a Shitman here, Lukas Shitman?", the presenter booms out above the crowd, to hearty guffaws. Poor old Shitman reflexively doubles down on the Communist propaganda to hide his ignorance of English and how his name just might be funny. "I may be a Shitman, but at least there is a place for a Shitman under our system!"

Lolling at this thread. I have what would be a traditional name in my first language that doesn't work so well in English. I am the your-name-is- what-now. Endless poo poo was given when I was a child.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

madeintaipei posted:

From the tankie thread:


Lolling at this thread. I have what would be a traditional name in my first language that doesn't work so well in English. I am the your-name-is- what-now. Endless poo poo was given when I was a child.

I thought maybe Dikshit until I saw your username.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I thought maybe Dikshit until I saw your username.

Livshits.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Most unfortunate name I've ever seen was this dude in a class of mine at college whose Korean name was Romanized as "Dong-suk [last name]"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Teketeketeketeke posted:

Most unfortunate name I've ever seen was this dude in a class of mine at college whose Korean name was Romanized as "Dong-suk [last name]"



Not to forget, the elusive "Yuu Bum-Seok" (as in, you bum suck) who everyone claims to have met.


e- yes, I know some of them are a stretch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Teketeketeketeke posted:

Most unfortunate name I've ever seen was this dude in a class of mine at college whose Korean name was Romanized as "Dong-suk [last name]"

Dong-suk Yoo.

Fader Movitz
Sep 25, 2012

Snus, snaps och saltlakrits
Wannaporn Mayowang - I was looking at IDs at work years ago and this is still the best one I saw.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Fader Movitz posted:

Wannaporn Mayowang - I was looking at IDs at work years ago and this is still the best one I saw.
Holy poo poo that's a standout even among Thai names.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Got another "we wanted a boy" name today: Stevelynn. (Either that, or it's one of those God-awful "smash the parents' names together" jobs.)

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Now, was it pronounced "Steve Lynn" or "Stevvalin"

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