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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Payndz posted:

What, so the Marvel superhero The Incredible Hulk is canonically fictional within the Marvel universe, but also exists as a real superhero?

Now I want to see Peter get mad when the Bugle starts running a Spider-Man strip that portrays Spider-Man as an incompetent dimwit... oh, wait, I think this is getting recursive.

The Batman franchise also exists in NSM continuity, Peter Parker hates Batman in general, and the Nolan movies in specific.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I assume he takes offense at Batman being shown as competent.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Tunicate posted:

The Batman franchise also exists in NSM continuity, Peter Parker hates Batman in general, and the Nolan movies in specific.

He also hates the Raimi movies so screw him

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
That's because they didn't pay him royalties, but when they used actual footage of him fighting Doc Ock for 2, Ock did get money from them because he didn't have a secret identity to worry about.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Tunicate posted:

The Batman franchise also exists in NSM continuity, Peter Parker hates Batman in general, and the Nolan movies in specific.

Regular spider-man doesn't hate the movies he just hates doing the Batman voice because it hurts his throat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

David D. Davidson posted:

I assume he takes offense at Batman being shown as competent.

Peter: A superhero... who is rich!?! It's literally impossible!
Tony Stark: Actually Peter, almost every superhero is actually quite well off if not phenomenally weal-
Peter (wandering away): ... literally impossible ...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

He has his own daytime talk show.

Bug Bruce Banner, where you tell him about the scandalous or unjust things in your life, and if it makes him angry enough, he solves your problems for you.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




They clearly wrote themselves into a corner and are now desperately twisting plot points to get back out.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I was reading old Hulk comics and came across this and it made me think of this thread.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kraven's apartment is rad as hell. Also I wanna chug some jungle potion.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Push El Burrito posted:

Kraven's apartment is rad as hell. Also I wanna chug some jungle potion.

Jungle juice will do you in a pinch.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kraven does not consider himself to be in costume. That's still what he wears when alone in his house.

It's like he goes to work in his pyjamas.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kraven's outfit has always been less of a costume and more a way of life.

I honestly can't even picture him wearing anything other than that outfit except the safari clothes from his origin story on TAS and obviously when he wore the black Spider-Man costume in Kraven's Last Hunt.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kraven already does wrestling moves on large animals. that's plenty to be seen as a hero and role model the world over.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Lobok posted:

Kraven's outfit has always been less of a costume and more a way of life.

I honestly can't even picture him wearing anything other than that outfit except the safari clothes from his origin story on TAS and obviously when he wore the black Spider-Man costume in Kraven's Last Hunt.
Street Clothes Kraven is dapper as gently caress

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

howe_sam posted:

Street Clothes Kraven is dapper as gently caress


Oh nice. Haven't gotten that far in Squirrel Girl yet. Want to read all about the Kra-Van.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
young peter needs to chill out. mj wanted a threesome, it's nbd.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Everything is as smooth as... a spider's web!"
"Well that's not a thing people say so I'll just assume you're trying to kill Spider-Man again. Don't stay up too late, dear."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lobok posted:

"Everything is as smooth as... a spider's web!"
"Well that's not a thing people say so I'll just assume you're trying to kill Spider-Man again. Don't stay up too late, dear."

"I will stay up late.... as late as a CRUSHED SPIDER!"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Mysterio more like Myfeebleo.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You think MJ and Peter ever do that thing where they go to a dive bar so she can get some guy to hit on her and then have her boyfriend beat him up?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Lobok posted:

You think MJ and Peter ever do that thing where they go to a dive bar so she can get some guy to hit on her and then have her boyfriend beat him up?

.....You mean Luke Cage beating someone up?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

bunnyofdoom posted:

.....You mean Luke Cage beating someone up?

You're right. It's probably more like Peter chats up MJ in a bar and gets beaten up by Luke.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


lol that one letter to the Bugle has Peter shook.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Lobok posted:

lol that one letter to the Bugle has Peter shook.

It was written by the kid who asked Spidey why he isn't an Avenger.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"its not my face! its not my face!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into an alien

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
I want to think that Kraven brought his tiger to Jameson's office and he had to wrestle it down to keep it from biting Betty Brant out on the newsfloor.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

maltesh posted:

I want to think that Kraven brought his tiger to Jameson's office and he had to wrestle it down to keep it from biting Betty Brant out on the newsfloor.

"Spider-Man is a menace, I tell you! A MENACE!"
"Hey can I bring my tiger into your office?"
"Huh? Oh yes fine, fine."

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
We got to enjoy every minute of it together, tiger.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Payndz posted:

We got to enjoy every minute of it together, tiger.

This beautiful loving thread I swear to God :allears:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Well, they are throw pillows.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if by spider power he means impotent rage and social awkwardness, then yes.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Pete about five minutes from shouting about 'females'.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I love how in old Newspaper Spider-Man he's constantly grimacing and making fists in a rage. I bet he was like that in the 60s-70s comics too. I do remember he yelled at hippies once.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Early Spider-man was an incredibly pissed off and bitter nerd. Which is why the Tom Holland version is basically not Spider-man to me, just some guy who dresses as him.

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


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