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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Lol they couldn't even source some orange-flavoured powder?

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Mordja posted:

Lol they couldn't even source some orange-flavoured powder?

I did request, as the ordering app put it "Real orange_flavor" but I guess that's just orange peels.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Update: Found the flavor of the garfaccino. It was entirely contained in a mass of raw orange peels hiding in the bottom of the cup that just dumps into your mouth all at once when you try and finish the coffee. Gross.

Now that's entergagement

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi

steinrokkan posted:

Thank you for your service, Mr. Yacht.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I really need video of the Jim Davis loop.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Giant_Pupils posted:

I really need video of the Jim Davis loop.

I suspect it might be this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrJdY60yQs

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Really hoping Nathen tries to get the joint on an "expert visits a troubled enterprise" TV show like Kitchen Nightmares. Even if he doesn't land Gordon Ramsay (and GF ain't exactly Jon Taffer's wheelhouse) it'd probably make for great footage to see someone with experience and personality deal with all this.

Giant_Pupils posted:

I really need video of the Jim Davis loop.

If he can praise the place with a straight face,
He's either never actually eaten there,
Or as long as he gets his fees and money
Then he really doesn't care.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Giant_Pupils posted:

I really need video of the Jim Davis loop.

It's him naked and rolling in piles of Saudi cash.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

It's him naked and rolling in piles of Saudi cash.

Go on...

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



His nude, writhing body is also covered in the thin, watery orange pizza sauce.

Beekeeping and You
Sep 27, 2011



I wonder what it's like to have the least self awareness in the world

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ps someone got murdered right outside this place the other day

i doubt it was related, but who knows

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

FuhrerHat posted:

ps someone got murdered right outside this place the other day

i doubt it was related, but who knows

was it a Monday

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

:captainpop::siren:555555555555

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

nice

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

FuhrerHat posted:

ps someone got murdered right outside this place the other day

i doubt it was related, but who knows

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FuhrerHat posted:

ps someone got murdered right outside this place the other day

i doubt it was related, but who knows

how else do you think they get their steak

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

The White Dragon posted:

how else do you think they get their steak

Cowboy, cut.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Of all the things to make Garfield shaped, Pizza? Pizza's aren't usually made to look like things for a reason, you want all the toppings evenly distributed. So the pizza ends up being shaped like Garfield but the inside just looks like a regular lovely pizza, whhhhy? If you want to sell something that looks like a characters face, choose an entree that could conceivably be made to actually look like the character.

Just sell regular pizza and include Garfield cookies as a side or something.

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!
What was about the hottest day of the summer so far that made you decide to dip into this abomination?

The humidex is like 40 something, I don't want to eat anything, let alone hell pizza.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
I know right.

I'm a fan of lovely pizza but its too hot to eat something crammed with grease cheese and salt even for me

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




I will say, Pizzaria Batepapo has the goofiest Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/670242606358622209?s=21

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/1016823964797194245?s=21

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Baby Pizza is some extreme Pizza innovation imo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Baby pie doo doot do doot do doot

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:



While I wait for my pizza please enjoy the comic that came with my garfaccino

Jon no stop giving your cat coffee and donuts you're killing it

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:



While I wait for my pizza please enjoy the comic that came with my garfaccino

What do those logos say? From L to R
We use leaves to make this cup
No flasks were harmed in the making of this cip
No penii were spooged
This cup has no dna in it
This cup does not spray paint
Here's an overhead drawing of a duck

Was I close?

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

this is some hardcore metapizza poo poo.

I'm morbidly curious to know what a cowboy cut lasagna is, I'll try to go downtown next week and report back.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Grandma Panic! posted:

this is some hardcore metapizza poo poo.

I'm morbidly curious to know what a cowboy cut lasagna is, I'll try to go downtown next week and report back.

I'm trying to find one that made me laugh unreasonably hard. They put a pizza on a kickboard and filmed it as it floated away. I'd like to imagine he and Mestre da Pizza are bitter enemies.

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/844552081482682368?s=21
https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/831648722807308294?s=21
https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/809208874280554496?s=21


I think one of the online articles that reviewed it and spoke to Nathen was told 'cowboy cut' meant like, strips of steak instead of ground beef. Surprise surprise, it wasn't.

If you go and order it, you're a true patriot. :canada:

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:



There's no place to sit so I'll have to report on taste when I get home. FYI those two things together was $23 lmao.

Did you eat that entire pizza in one sitting?

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Bamabalacha posted:

What was about the hottest day of the summer so far that made you decide to dip into this abomination?

The humidex is like 40 something, I don't want to eat anything, let alone hell pizza.

Boredom mostly.


Pewdiepie posted:

Did you eat that entire pizza in one sitting?

I ended up throwing out the last piece because it had reached peak soggy.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I ended up throwing out the last piece because it had reached peak soggy.

How big is it? Is it meant to be a personal-size pizza for one?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
The bigger question is if that pizza is going to be finished in one making GBS threads

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

internet 3.5.twt

Ideally Musk will give us a brain-pizza interface by 2024

Grandma Panic! fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jul 20, 2019

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:



I'm now the proud owner of two Garfield points whatever those are. It's like 30 degrees and humid outside and I wish I could spend them on air conditioning.

that isn`t how you write isn't

or was Nathan just too cheap to get a font with a correctly functioning apostrophe?

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea
Is the son of the billionaire still having a long and drawn out manic episode?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Hey that's my hip hop name!

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I'm having a hard time deciding who is more inept and clueless, Nathen or Doobie

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

I'm having a hard time deciding who is more inept and clueless, Nathen or Doobie

doobie's self help memoir would've sold more imo

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

schmuckfeatures posted:

that isn`t how you write isn't

or was Nathan just too cheap to get a font with a correctly functioning apostrophe?

He was too cheap to even hire an English major intern to do any of the copywriting, hence why every single ad/website feature/Garf thought-speech bubble /packaging copy has such a stilted and uneven word flow. Akin to when Ford said to Lucas, "George, you can type this poo poo, but you can't say it!"

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

I'm having a hard time deciding who is more inept and clueless, Nathen or Doobie

I'm imagining Doobie opening an og hous in New York or some place backed by idiot Saudi oil wealth and it's a picture I tell ya wut

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