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Me and the boys playing 5e. I'm the DM, and they're level 3, I'm looking for a neat encounter while they travel to the next town, and I'm in Volo's monster book. Ooh, Flail Snail, this looks fun, and it'll be a good fat reward if they can kill it, the shell is worth a lot. As they leave the first town for the next, the guards warn them to be careful, there's a giant snail of some sort that's eating the road. (Flail Snails eat minerals as they slide disgustingly over them, and the road ahead is flat stones arranged tightly together.) The party goes back into town, and the cleric wants salt, and lots of it. "Here we go" I think, but I'm still not even on their level. I'm thinking they'd just try to salt the path in front of it, or dump it on the thing. Nope, I'm fuckin' wrong as poo poo, the shopping trip isn't over. They visit a local taphouse and ask to buy an empty pressurized keg. I allow it, because only now do I understand The Plan. They fill up the keg with water and twenty pounds of salt. They make sure it's pumped and they ready the tap. So last night my players made a Salt Water Super Soaker to fight a giant snail. I don't even think any of them knew ahead of time that it had anti magic properties in the shell, the party is mostly people with spells or magic attacks, so it was going to be an interesting and challenging fight, but they were just like NOPE SALT. I'm not even mad, it was pretty funny.
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:22 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:01 |
Practical solutions that sidestep all magical bullshit are the best solutions
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:31 |
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This is so rad I don’t even
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:31 |
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In the Numenera game I just joined the party was tasked with kidnapping someone out of a throne room, and the GMs had set up an elaborate series of city encounters for us to fight through as we escaped. I’m sure they were very neat, but I don’t actually know, because we just blew a hole in the back wall, teleported the target into a flying machine we’d already stolen, and flew away.
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 20:46 |
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I was in a PFS game once where we circumvented the entire dungeon because the elf managed to detect the secret door that the bad guys would have used to escape if the fight went bad for them. That was also the session where my magus used the Spark cantrip to blow up a magical meth lab.
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 20:56 |
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My big bad was at the top of a giant trap and monster laden stone tower. Hello Rock to mud! Cunningly cast at an angle so the whole top of the tower slid off.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:28 |
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edit: Whoops! double post. Agrikk fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jul 12, 2019 |
# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:23 |
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You already posted that one I think
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:39 |
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biosterous posted:You already posted that one I think He did. It's very good, but it's also on the previous page.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 23:47 |
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Repercussionsquote:Several days pass with Severance and I making forays into Shadow Thalos, fighting the Red Eyes and running experiments on the efficacy of magic and ordinary weapons within this realm. We never stray too far from the gate for it is comforting to see the oval splash of color hovering in space where the gate is.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 06:36 |
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Slashrat posted:Practical solutions that sidestep all magical bullshit are the best solutions So...yeah. Shadowrun. My pc was hanging one handed from a flying drone while radioactive flying squirrels tried to knock him into an electrified lake. As you do. Managed to draw my machine pistol and start dropping things. All because the decker refused to go with my plan to have my engineer PC and our mage with shape material: stone tunnel in underneath the base, probably because it didn't have anything for him to hack. So he just kinda leeroy jenkins'd a frontal assault against the 7 odd toxic mages and force 8 radiation spirits. Our mage's player's internet connection dropped as the assault started so it was an all-non magical team vs all this nonsense. We only made it out because as a toxic mage clan in an evil lab they had just enough matrix connected stuff combined with just enough ignorance of IT to let us cause a major security breach along with me wirelessly detonating antimagical chemical grenades on my belt in between firing an assault rifle with warcrime ammo and hoping I get through the bullshit spirit stuff. I guess we didn't sidestep the magical b.s. so much as went directly through it.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 09:32 |
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This cracks me up. Imagine if this scenario played out for a real-life SF team: Team Lead: Okay, we are about to raid Osama bin Laden's compound. Everyone ready? Grunts 1-6: yep! Grunt 7 (the guy with the door breaching charges): Yep, I mean wai- (disconnects from existence) Team Lead: Nevermind. We don't need the breaching charges. Over the wall we go. Chaaaaarge!
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 21:13 |
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It makes sense, in a World War I officer way. It was kinda like a horror movie but you're in the monster's lair because the rest of the team charged in and you gotta stick together or you'll all die. Once someone starts a thing usually the only way out is through.
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 21:42 |
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According to my DM's wife, gaining a third attunement slot does not mean butt sex.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:33 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM's wife, gaining a third attunement slot does not mean butt sex.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:38 |
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We had to break out geometry tonight, because our druid who got an item that expands his wild shape things, decided to fly up over an enemy's head, about fifty feet up we mathed out (this wild shape was from a previous round) then reverted and turned into a triceratops on the way down, which then forced us to break out physics to determine the damage, which involved so many dice we had to use a dice roller app.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 06:11 |
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okay but where are you going to find a vet who will treat a triceratops for broken legs at this time of night?!
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 09:43 |
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Ronwayne posted:So...yeah. Shadowrun.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:10 |
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Ilor posted:I don't know if it's still this way, but up until like 3rd Edition the spellcaster who won the "mage duel" was the first one that could get his gun out of its holster. "I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch."
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:38 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:"I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch." i watched that movie one time over twenty years ago, my brain clearly has good priorities
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:36 |
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Haha. Yeah, lower powered mages have that issue, high karma optimized shadowrun mages can do more or less anything a bullshit D&D3.5 mage could short of 9th level spells (but can summon beings who can*), and if you abuse Divination you can apparently escape consequences for your actions. *mage:"Okay gm, I summon a force 14 spirit" GM: "Okay" me: "Wat. Isn't that bigger than the spirit of Seattle?" mage: "Lol at using printed stats as any sort of scale. me: "..." mage: "Okay, now you need to let this thing go inside you so can have the industrial mechanics skill while it drives you around like a car." Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 20, 2019 |
# ? Jul 20, 2019 22:43 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:"I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch." I saw this movie for the first time when I was like eight or something. My mom let me watch it because it was rated G in the listing and I was goggle-eyed at all the violence. Elves getting machinegunned down by armies of goblins? My poor traumatized soul...
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 04:50 |
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What in the hell are you guys talking about?
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 18:17 |
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masam posted:What in the hell are you guys talking about? Wizards
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 19:14 |
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masam posted:What in the hell are you guys talking about? Wizards was an animated movie about earth after nuclear war. It was released in ‘77 or so. The aftermath saw the emergence of elves, dwarves and fairies, and goblins, ogres and trolls. There were two wizard brothers who were at war with each other. And the bad wizard somehow had access to modern war technology. Edit: holy poo poo! I didn’t know that Mark Hamil has a speaking part in that movie. Wacky! Agrikk fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 21, 2019 |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 20:43 |
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Wait, I think ive seen someone here who had that as an avatar. Is that the one where a gnome/dwarf lookin guy just straight up shoots a classic robes and pointy hat man? That is an ACTUAL thing? Edit: watched the trailer. The wife and i are going to watch it sometime this week. This is a fuckin trip masam fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jul 21, 2019 |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 21:22 |
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Agrikk posted:Edit: holy poo poo! I didn’t know that Mark Hamil has a speaking part in that movie. Wacky!
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 23:10 |
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It’s technically his first film role, because George Lucas let him take time off from filming Star Wars to do the voice work. This is also why the movie’s called Wizards, because Lucas asked Bakshi to change the name from War Wizards to avoid confusing the two movies and they had a sort of camaraderie from dealing with Fox and Ralph decided to return the favor.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 01:20 |
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Ran spirit of 77 again, an adventure I described playing in a long time ago. When I played it, it ended at the local hospital with a pretty standard brawl. This time was more complicated. Anyway, the players were hunting down Nazis who kidnapped their boss, and discovered that the Nazis were cloning Hitler from his preserved mustache. Somehow, balancing the needs and abilities of a suburban detective, a World War II vet escape artist and a ex-con rockstar… They found the final clone, at an underground venue called Das Club. The rocker decided to declare a secret show, sending his groupies to the payphones to tell everybody they knew to attend. The detective found The Fuhrer in the best dressing room, and sent the escape artist to trap him under the building. So the game ended with a brutal cat and mouse game in concrete catacombs while above, the crowd rioted, punks and ex cons versus skinheads.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 02:04 |
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This was a kids movie Definitely for kids.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 02:09 |
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Kung Food posted:This was a kids movie Yes, this. Showtime had it rated G when I watched it with my mom.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 06:24 |
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Hey, let's not forget the most moment of the thing: the secret weapon from the past which the evil wizard discovers, allowing him to begin his conquest of Earth, is Nazi propaganda. Like, he shows his evil orcish minions footage of Hitler and it gives them superpowers.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:27 |
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I remember something about an old reel-to-reel movie projector. Was it playing Nazi films?
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:33 |
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Agrikk posted:I remember something about an old reel-to-reel movie projector. Was it playing Nazi films? Yes.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:33 |
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I had to stop and think for a moment before posting about whether or not the big titty pixie girl from the G-rated movie for children should get a NSWF tag or not.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:34 |
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Body Thiefquote:We spend the next couple of days consolidating and regrouping in the Red Axe as we try to figure out our next moves and try to hunt down the Exile. Snakeeyes and I get more and more frustrated by our lack of action, while Ospar and Severance spout words of caution and patience. Agrikk fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jul 25, 2019 |
# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:40 |
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Golden Bee posted:So the game ended with a brutal cat and mouse game in concrete catacombs while above, the crowd rioted, punks and ex cons versus skinheads. I'm seeing an homage to The Third Man here. Holy poo poo.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 12:18 |
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Kung Food posted:I had to stop and think for a moment before posting about whether or not the big titty pixie girl from the G-rated movie for children should get a NSWF tag or not.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 12:40 |
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dare you enter my tittilating realm?!
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 20:10 |
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senrath posted:Yes. Also, there was this: Ralph Bakshi is a master of subtle imagery.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 21:04 |