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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
just remembered that nancy reagan was known as hollywood's blowjob queen lol. hell, i can respect that tho

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Doimper posted:

jeb bush and the engraved pistol

just jeb bush in general

jeb bush and the sword of chang

jeb bush and the polite applause

jeb bush and the bowl of guacamole

jeb bush and the prisoner of azkaban

all good

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Doimper posted:

jeb bush and the engraved pistol

just jeb bush in general

https://twitter.com/jebbush/status/699706718419345408?s=21

Finicums Wake posted:

just remembered that nancy reagan was known as hollywood's blowjob queen lol. hell, i can respect that tho

The phrase that always stuck for me was “she could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch” but I’m not sure where it came from

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
everything about this

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

he was on his way to a memorial for 9/11

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
lol

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

jeb bush and the sword of chang

jeb bush and the polite applause

jeb bush and the bowl of guacamole

jeb bush and the prisoner of azkaban

all good

hell just any bush is a treasure trove. I remember when Barb Bush tried to catch George HW Bush's puke in japan. I remember "read my lips: no new taxes" and "naganna duet" then some hillbilly got his dick sucked and we have W for 8 years lmao

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

lmao remember that one kennedy who bombed his chance at 2020 years early by being too wet

now his only chance is to come back and to the left

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

ScrubLeague posted:

now his only chance is to come back and to the left

:wow:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ScrubLeague posted:

now his only chance is to come back and to the left

:mmmhmm:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


he was on his way to a memorial for 9/11

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Michael Avenatti.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Michael Avenatti.

hey, he’s gonna win

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/jebbush/status/699706718419345408?s=21


The phrase that always stuck for me was “she could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch” but I’m not sure where it came from

That's an old one. I remember a version of it from 1984 in Weird Al's video for I Lost in Jeopardy where the Daily Double is "This German baroness could suck the chrome off a fender". No point to this really, just watch that video because it's great.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Doimper posted:

jeb bush and the engraved pistol

just jeb bush in general

as someone who just watched ‘cheney’

lol, yeah

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Flavius Aetass posted:

everything about this



someone please post the goon quote to this please

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

ScrubLeague posted:

now his only chance is to come back and to the left

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

"Pickle" being made fun of in school because he likes Trump

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/803810112293007360

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


i actually laughed out loud lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

uber_stoat posted:

people hate him so much. he wrecked the place and LA was already a shithole before he got a hold of it.

he was a *~rhodes scholar~* and was considered a healthcare policy wonk lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
and then once he was governor the Healthcare Wonk flatly turned down the ppaca medicaid expansion

what a piece of poo poo

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Flavius Aetass posted:

everything about this



whoa never noticed slender man all draped in black to the right

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

People called Eminem woke after he did an insanely poo poo freestyle and shouted "gently caress Trump"

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
that was truly one of the worst raps I’ve ever heard

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also after the wtc bombing attempt he moved the disaster hq there lol
wasn't that so he and his mistress could meet up in secret?

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

GWBBQ posted:

wasn't that so he and his mistress could meet up in secret?

mistresses I believe

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ItalianMcCain/status/1033775049734586369

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

GalacticAcid posted:

that was truly one of the worst raps I’ve ever heard

also trump just ignored it and then eminem whined about that, all of it was just super pathetic

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

People thought SNL was woke after that stupid Kate McKinnon bit lol

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Yossarian-22 posted:

People thought SNL was woke after that stupid Kate McKinnon bit lol

you'll have to be more specific

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

R. Guyovich posted:

you'll have to be more specific

probably this, but even if it's something else lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Filthy Hans posted:

probably this, but even if it's something else lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

*hisses sharply and darts into the shadows*

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


That time MSNBC hollered about how they got trumps tax returns and Rachel maddow spent like an hour rambling about that big ol nothingburger

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

that time when neera tandens mom got interviewed by the failing New York Times.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

really queer Christmas posted:

that time when neera tandens mom got interviewed by the failing New York Times.

:hmbol:



edit

uber_stoat has issued a correction as of 22:32 on Jul 21, 2019

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The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


I wonder how many hours of the limited ones Mama Tanden has left that Neera wasted by bitching about "Bernie Bros" noting she's pretty stupid and reprehensible on twitter

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