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therobit posted:Mine is "The Ring of Fire." Im "That Black Snake Moan"
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Jul 22, 2019 07:47
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AITA for asking my neighbor to put some clothes on?quote:I have a male neighbor who lives on the other side of the road in front of my house. On weekdays I'm guessing he works, but every single Saturday and Sunday he spends the majority of his day on his computer in nothing but his underwear. I know this because his room has a window in front of the house that he always keeps open. My kids often play outside and are forced to look at him. Yesterday I finally got fed up with this disgusting behavior and knocked on his door and politely as I could told him to please put some clothes on or shut the window blinds. He just gave me this leer, laughed and told me to "find time to bother someone else". 2 hours later while gettign the mail I see him back at it again. I am considering calling the cops, and my husband is too. From my point of view this is disgusting indecent exposure in front of my kids, who have noticed and sometimes laugh. My friend (who I've talked to about in the past) says it's fine, and to just let it go. So, AITA? I side against the OP but maybe the neighbor's computer monitor is actually a giant translucent window looking out into the yard and the HOA has set up a series of intricate funhouse mirrors such that no matter where you look you see this gross neighbor, such that "forced to look at him" becomes accurate
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Jul 22, 2019 08:15
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Pinecone Sample posted:I'm [35] upset that my girlfriend [33] wore a just a bikini top to the grocery store LOL, this idiot framed it as being upset about her wearing a bikini top when he's actually upset she's gonna cuck him with the kroger night manager
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Jul 22, 2019 08:17
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My [21f] friend [23m] stole over a dozen garlic bread and took weed I paid for and I'm not sure how I feel about him anymore? [new] This happened awhile ago but it's so bizarre to me. I'm sorry for my poor grammar. Also very long so tl;dr at the bottom. A few months ago my boyfriend and I asked my friend for a 20 bag of weed. He said he would get us a bag but it would be later on we asked around 4pm and he came around 9pm with a very small bag and wanted us to smoke some from HIS pipe. I guess before I continue I should mention that I have known him since middle school we have never argued, never been ripped off from him, and we always had a pretty chill friendship. Never anything out of platonic so this took me by surprise that he would want to smoke from our bag in his pipe but whatever my bf and I just brushed it off trying to be nice. We only hit the bowl twice and he held onto it the rest of the time he was there which was 25 minutes (way shorter than normal.) Suddenly out of no where he stands up, says he's gotta go meet up with some girl and asks my boyfriend for a "pinch" of weed that we just bought for his barely smoked bowl and to take to the girl. We were visibliy annoyed but my bf still wanting to be nice gave him some and my friend told me he was hungry and my grandmother had just finished making spaghetti and LOADS of garlic bread that was half a loaf each so they were really big and there was more than enough pasta so I told him to help himself and when he left my room to the kitchen my boyfriend and I talked about how weird it was that he was acting this way and how rude it was of him to ask for weed we paid for when the bag was already smaller than it should've been. We dropped it then just smoked and went back to playing our game just trying to brush it off. Maybe like 20 minutes after I heard him eat and shut the front door suddenly we both hear a loud knocking at our window so I checked and it was him asking for his keys and water bottle that he had left in the room which I wasn't aware of til I saw them and I went outside to hand it to him. My boyfriend and I looked at each other confused wondering why he knocked on the window instead of just coming back in like normal if he left something but whatever... Again just brushed it off. After we made sure he left my boyfriend wanted some spaghetti and 2 garlic bread pieces so I went to the kitchen and... To my surprise there is not a single piece of garlic bread besides a half eaten one. I asked my grandmother if she put any up and she said no that they were in the stove and I told her to come check and yeah all of it was gone. She was surprised so was I, she swore up and down she didn't eat any and I know my boyfriend didn't because he never once left the room. So now I'm like what the gently caress did he seriously take off with a dozen half bread loafs of garlic bread?! I tell my boyfriend and he's pissed and confused. This is so out of behavior for my friend and I've never had anything like this happen to me, if he really needed food I wouldn't have cared to give him some on the go even though I know he made enough money to not be going hungry. So what we figured was he took all the garlic bread to the car but realized he forgot his keys and was nervous to come back and be confronted for taking the bread. I'm not sure how the girl he supposedly was meeting was gonna like a dozen bread loafs and a half smoked bowl of weed but whatever. He never said sorry or spoke to me again after that til recently he keeps trying to talk to me but honestly I just want to ask him why he did that and what was going on. Would it be wrong of me if I want to know why he did this or if I feel like this put our friendship in a weird light? Tl;Dr My friend stole over a dozen garlic bread from me and ripped me off a 20 bag of weed that he wanted some of for a girl. Hasn't talked to me or said sorry since.
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Jul 22, 2019 08:19
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Jul 22, 2019 08:19
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Over a dozen garlic bread
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goethe.cx posted:AITA for kicking a girl out who didn’t want to have sex? she was gonna steal from him too
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Jul 22, 2019 08:22
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AITA for kicking my Grandson out for not respecting my authority? My Grandson is currently staying with me at my house. He doesn't want to live with his parents, so he moved in with me, which is fine. But I do have some conditions; namely that he get a job and pay rent, which he has done. He works at dairy queen, and pays me 400 dollars a month in rent. I also usually require him to help around the house, normally just doing chores or helping me in the yard. But there are other rules I expect him to follow, like being home at a certain time (usually before midnight) and not buy certain groceries (unhealthy things like soda and junk food). We usually have gotten along well, despite some tension here and then, until a couple weeks ago. Usually on Weekends, he stays out late and won't come home until 1 or 2. When I ask him about it he just shrugs it off and tells me he is hanging with his friends and that it's not a big deal. I usually try to remind him that it's one of the rules but he doesn't listen and says he's an adult and that it's not an issue. This angers me and we always fight, and he usually apologizes. However, this Friday he went out with friends, and when I woke up yesterday morning he wasn't home, and his car wasn't in the driveway. He didn't get home until about 11. I was furious with him and immediately asked where he had been. He said that he had been staying over at a friends house, and decided to stay the night and so they could get breakfast together in the morning. Long story short we got into again and I'd had finally had enough. He doesn't see the issue with staying out late and coming home at random times and not telling me where he's going. So I told him he needs to be out by Monday and to move back in with his parents. He got really upset at this and we fought some more, but I told him he wasn't respecting my rules so that he should just go home to his parents (My daughter is his mother) or stay with someone else who would allow him to act this way. He left this morning with most of his things I'm going to ship the rest. I just got off the phone with his mother (my daughter) who thinks I'm being unfair, but I just told her the same thing which is that if he's living under my roof then he needs to abide by my rules. She was frustrated with me, but didn't press it. I feel like I'm in the right here, but I don't understand why both my Grandson and my Daughter think I'm being unreasonable. Am I being an rear end in a top hat?
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Jul 22, 2019 08:44
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I didn't realize Eric Cartman was already an old person
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AITA for skipping Mom's 60th b-day to go to a sex club? I'm staying with my parents for the summer to recover from a rough year. I developed chronic health problems and could not complete my semester coursework, broke up with my best friend of four years because she was toxic, was hospitalized twice, and got ghosted the person I was seeing after two months. To top it all off, my 7 year-old cat died suddenly due congestive heart failure during exam time. This was all happening while I was living on my own and about 3000 miles away from my parents. That being said, I am incredibly lucky to have a supportive and loving mother. She was also going through a tough time at work during my spell and did her best to be there for me. My Mom gets upset about her birthday because my Dad never plans anything big. My Dad and I prefer to have a small dinner with the immediate family. However, my Mom usually wants to get people together and my Dad just cannot seem to do this for her. Prior to this summer, I felt most of that disappointment laid with my Dad for not taking the initiative. This year, Mom pre-emptively planned an overnight birthday trip for the family so she would not be hurt. I did not know she had planned it herself until after the ensuing incident. I assumed that my Dad had booked the trip as a birthday present, which is something he does do on occasion. Now for the sex club part: as a queer, trans and disabled person, sex is something I've really not experienced in a positive way. Dysphoria, mental health and body image issues have really made it non-existent thing in my life. When I was home for the holidays, I met up with a friend who told me about the great experience he had at a sex lounge in Big City. This place puts on a night for queer and trans people every two months. He told it had helped him with his confidence so we made plans to go in the summer. Anyways, it's the end of June and I've had a nice 25th birthday. I have a great time and thank my Mom for putting in the effort. A week later, Mom reminds me not to forget her birthday trip at the end of July. I admit that I forgot and made plans with my friend to go to Big City for that weekend. I say it's okay though because I can be there for her birthday on the 26th! Mom tells me that her birthday is on the 28th! So, assuming my Dad had planned that overnight trip, I say I could come with them for the overnight trip and then leave Saturday evening to go to Big City as it's close by. She then reveals that she the one who planned the trip. So, gently caress me, I've already made plans for her birthday weekend AND managed to forget her actual birth date. She says, 'Wow, no one planned anything for my birthday!' and walks upstairs. I follow her upstairs and apologize but she says she's too tired to talk. The next day she says she doesn't care if I go, just that she's sad no one planned anything.
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Jul 22, 2019 08:47
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Man I wonder why this kid doesnt want to live with his parents
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Jul 22, 2019 08:49
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drat you serpent i just came here to post that grandson one!!
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Jul 22, 2019 08:56
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for skipping Mom's 60th b-day to go to a sex club? YTA.
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Jul 22, 2019 08:58
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do not skip your wonderful mother's 60th birthday!!!! especially after explicitly telling her you a) forgot about the plans and b) forgot the date of her birthday!
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Gluten Freeman posted:do not skip your wonderful mother's 60th birthday!!!! especially after explicitly telling her you a) forgot about the plans and b) forgot the date of her birthday! Yeah but SEX 
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Jul 22, 2019 09:00
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That poor Mother, the OP could not have painted themselves in a worse light.
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Jul 22, 2019 09:01
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I hope your cat rises from the grave to tell you it never loved you before dying again
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I am breaking naming tradition with my first born and my family is pissed about it.quote:TL;DR I am breaking naming tradition with my first born and my family is pissed about it.
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Jul 22, 2019 10:32
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I am breaking naming tradition with my first born and my family is pissed about it. Just Sever
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Jul 22, 2019 10:35
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Me [26F] with my boyfriend [29M] 7.5 years, hoping he will propose before my dad passes awayquote:My boyfriend and I have been together for 7.5 years. We started dating when I was 19(f), and he was 22(m). We have lived together for most of that time, first with housemates, and for the last year just us. We are now 26(f) and 29(m) and have really grown a solid relationship together. We even moved to a capital city together for the chance to both find more fulfilling work. We now each have full time jobs that we like, and prospects of career advancement. In short, we're doing well, and we're happy. We have long term plans for employment, future holiday ideas, and even talked about buying a house in a couple of years.
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Jul 22, 2019 10:45
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Your father could have lived forever and he never would have walked you down the aisle to this man.
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Jul 22, 2019 11:02
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for asking my neighbor to put some clothes on? Turn off my monitor
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Jul 22, 2019 11:31
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cumshitter posted:*Plays a bunch of buttholes like crystal glasses while dressed as a Blue Man* Really disappointed you didn't manage to get a Blew Man Group joke in here, CS.
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Jul 22, 2019 12:08
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I am breaking naming tradition with my first born and my family is pissed about it. Another victory for religion and tradition.
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Jul 22, 2019 12:10
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darkwasthenight posted:Really disappointed you didn't manage to get a Blew Man Group joke in here, CS. more like cumspitter
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Jul 22, 2019 12:32
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Vim Fuego posted:LOL, this idiot framed it as being upset about her wearing a bikini top when he's actually upset she's gonna cuck him with the kroger night manager I'm 90% sure this is just that dude's lovely self-insert cuck fiction
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Jul 22, 2019 12:51
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The dude had to edit in "my girlfriend is considering loving the public for publix" which says it all, really
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Jul 22, 2019 13:03
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Communist Walrus posted:I'm 90% sure this is just that dude's lovely self-insert cuck fiction the whole point of cuck fanfiction is that it isn't "self-insert"
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Jul 22, 2019 13:07
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Barudak posted:The dude had to edit in "my girlfriend is considering loving the public for publix" which says it all, really He has a Publix humiliation fetish
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Jul 22, 2019 13:09
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I still can't get over the bad driver mother post, I just cant
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Jul 22, 2019 13:11
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Pirate Radar posted:He has a Publix humiliation fetish Theres no Safeway for him to explore it though
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Jul 22, 2019 13:12
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:This is not at all how ordering for tables in restaurants works and just loving Venmo or buy a goddamn drink for your friends you loving weirdo Where the hell do you live that restaurants DON’T ask how a party is gonna split the check by default?
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Jul 22, 2019 13:22
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Me [26F] with my boyfriend [29M] 7.5 years, hoping he will propose before my dad passes away loving propose. He says no, you break up and move on.
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Jul 22, 2019 13:50
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She wont because part of her knows hell say no and shell have to admit she appeared groveling before a man she knows doesnt really care
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Jul 22, 2019 13:55
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Pinecone Sample posted:*standing in the hallway posting on the preg forums and cumming in my pants* Birth ell pup
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Jul 22, 2019 13:59
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Barudak posted:Theres no Safeway for him to explore it though You never know. He might get Lucky.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I am breaking naming tradition with my first born and my family is pissed about it. quote:The biggest issue came when my dad met Yuki's father. They were talking, with Yuki/Myself translating. My dad said, "Little Hanako Maria is going to be a heartbreaker." I will never understand people who can't compliment a baby without speculating about how people will want to gently caress them 16 years later.
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