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Goose step marching is also really tiring and terrible for your body so this also belongs in the schad thread because they wasted a lot of good training time on more functional military things.
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They can afford to, they don't have massively over engineered planes that can't fly in the rain and they don't build ships that dissolve in salt water.
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2026: China launches an invasion of Taiwan. Half the Pacific Fleet is waiting for parts on back order. The Navy's F-35s are all down because of a bug in the last software update, but that's ok because a big amphetamine bust means that most of the pilots are suffering withdrawal symptoms. The one LCS that isn't broken and is able to come up from Singapore is obliterated by fifty thousand anti-ship missiles fired at once from seventeen different artificial islands. President Pence is caught on a hot mic excitedly speculating that this might be something mentioned in the Book of Revelations.
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Moon Slayer posted:2026: China launches an invasion of Taiwan. Half the Pacific Fleet is waiting for parts on back order. The Navy's F-35s are all down because of a bug in the last software update, but that's ok because a big amphetamine bust means that most of the pilots are suffering withdrawal symptoms. The one LCS that isn't broken and is able to come up from Singapore is obliterated by fifty thousand anti-ship missiles fired at once from seventeen different artificial islands. President Pence is caught on a hot mic excitedly speculating that this might be something mentioned in the Book of Revelations. just because you don't like the us military doesn't mean you have to suck the dick of the hilariously incompetent military of a fascist nation. the pla is only suited for putting down internal rebellions
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The way I'm viewing this is that they're all just mocking the guy in front while his back is turned. "duhh, I have a bunch of medals and I walk like this, duhhhh"
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Jul 22, 2019 16:48
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Belgium training to invade Arrakis!
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It sucks that everyone decided not to do proper wars anymore. I wanted to see at least one all out nation/nation fight before I died....every other generation got one. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:It sucks that everyone decided not to do proper wars anymore. I wanted to see at least one all out nation/nation fight before I died....every other generation got one. What do you mean, Canada and Denmark have been at war since 1930
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Solice Kirsk posted:It sucks that everyone decided not to do proper wars anymore. I wanted to see at least one all out nation/nation fight before I died....every other generation got one. After nukes got invented everyone started playing real nice
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StrixNebulosa posted:After nukes got invented everyone started playing real nice Let's ban nuclear war for one year every decade.
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Like The Purge, only with international warfare!
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This might be the first time in my life that I'm proud to be Belgian. Probably half of them signed up for laughs, and the other half lost a bet. They all know that the most dangerous mission they could possibly be assigned to is fridge guard duty back at the base if the US decides to invade another random Middle Eastern country (in which case Major Hamface himself would be the biggest threat)
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Moon Slayer posted:2026: China launches an invasion of Taiwan. Half the Pacific Fleet is waiting for parts on back order. The Navy's F-35s are all down because of a bug in the last software update, but that's ok because a big amphetamine bust means that most of the pilots are suffering withdrawal symptoms. The one LCS that isn't broken and is able to come up from Singapore is obliterated by fifty thousand anti-ship missiles fired at once from seventeen different artificial islands. President Pence is caught on a hot mic excitedly speculating that this might be something mentioned in the Book of Revelations. I was with you at first, but the future weapon isn't lobbing missiles, it's swarms of armed drones that are too numerous to take down. I mean that's what's currently being worked on, and that's why we are loading jamming stuff on carts and putting em (the carts) on ships.
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Blackchamber posted:I was with you at first, but the future weapon isn't lobbing missiles, it's swarms of armed drones that are too numerous to take down. I mean that's what's currently being worked on, and that's why we are loading jamming stuff on carts and putting em (the carts) on ships. Iran had proven that surface to surface and surface to air missiles still work just fine, like the one they used to take out the predator drone recently. It's going to be a mix of cheap missiles and 100$ drones dropping gernades that will quickly overwhelm the overengineered garbage that the MIC keeps churning out for 22 million a pop. American military tech is still focused on the idea of Soviet bombers coming over the pole.
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American military tech is focused on pork. It's all about getting government contracts for companies that produce overpriced garbage that doesn't actually work or gigantic piles of tanks that just get driven into the desert and forgotten about.
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Trabant posted:Belgium training to invade Arrakis! That took me a second and I died when I got it.
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Trabant posted:Belgium training to invade Arrakis! Quality post. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
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Pythagorean Theorem https://i.imgur.com/JpwSjjA.mp4
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The Little Death posted:Iran had proven that surface to surface and surface to air missiles still work just fine, like the one they used to take out the predator drone recently. It's going to be a mix of cheap missiles and 100$ drones dropping gernades that will quickly overwhelm the overengineered garbage that the MIC keeps churning out for 22 million a pop. Missiles to get a single drone. Look how the USS Boxer took down their drone last week.
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That absurd jamming weapon is going to fail at the first swarm. But yeah, cheapo drones are a danger. The multi-million drones the US uses are a joke. Though not as big a joke as manned fighter planes in 2019. Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 21:31 on Jul 22, 2019 |
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Yeah I'm sure "the enemy" will use drones and long range missiles when they can just smuggle in fifty suitcase nukes over 5 years and instantly annihilate all of America with the press of a button
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The woman of yesterday is no match for the be-rascal'd woman of tomorrow. Bogus Adventure has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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BattleSausage posted:That's what happens when you unlock the Jecht Shot 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
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Bogus Adventure posted:The woman of yesterday is no match for the be-rascal'd woman of tomorrow. These cyborg women from the future are too powerful, we can't stop them
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In the land of the fat, the 4-wheeled woman is queen.
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Phlegmish posted:These cyborg women from the future are too powerful, we can't stop them It's not all that terrible, all you need to do to stop them is say their kill-phrase. You know, 'Fatlander Woman'
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Fupatan machine
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Garrand posted:Fupatan machine nice
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Sound https://i.imgur.com/FiZdSF1.mp4
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When we have finally reached post-scarcity as a species, creating this poo poo will be the most highly valued skill.
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Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdQPpiFDlA&t=73s
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Does anybody have that really long gif that's a text conversation about Ashton Kutcher going to the store to get flamin hot cheetos for Britney Spears?
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Gripweed posted:Does anybody have that really long gif that's a text conversation about
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Android Apocalypse posted:I think it's posted in this thread. shoot, I knew it was some embarrassing early 2000s guy
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